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offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 13:27 [#01732917]
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oops, i actually clicked :o|


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-09-24 13:27 [#01732919]
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coming out of what?


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-09-24 13:30 [#01732922]
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I see a great potential in for thread to become the next "I
am lonely" sensation. Thousands and thousands of people will
start to visit XLT just to say they don't have a gf/bf and
how old they are. I bet you're all look like Casanovas
compared to the Linux-Men.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 13:31 [#01732923]
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i think i may be a slut


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-09-24 13:31 [#01732925]
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Hahah, laugh attack.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-24 13:41 [#01732935]
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very good post.

I've only had 2 serious girlfriends I guess, one who was
just a slut who I used to get to third base (yes, I feel
like such a loser admitting that) but thankfully I dumped
her before we had sex because I didn't want to lose my
virginity to a slut :(

the other girl I dated for almost a year and I was, and
still are at times, totally in love with her. Not because
she was beautiful (though that helped) but because she was
someone who I could connect with on a spiritual level and it
felt amazing just to be with her wherever we were-hope
that's not too cliche sounding.. Sadly she thought it wasn't
going to work out long-term and her "friends" appear to have
buggered eveything up between us, and though we haven't
fought we've just drifted apart and I haven't spoken with
her for several months now.

I haven't dated anyone for a long while since her because I
simply haven't met any female who I connect with. Anyone can
have a one night stand or pull a girl in a bar for fun but
relationships are not built around that.

Most of the guys I know have never had a girlfriend and I
don't think it's a bad thing becuase in most cases it shows
that you're waiting for the right person rather than
grabbing the first girl who comes onto you simply to add
another to the list of ones you've had to delude you into
thinking you're a great person. It is something to be
admired.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-09-24 13:44 [#01732937]
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sure


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-09-24 13:48 [#01732941]
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Most of the guys I know have never had a girlfriend and
I
don't think it's a bad thing becuase in most cases it shows
that you're waiting for the right person rather than
grabbing the first girl who comes onto you simply to add
another to the list of ones you've had to delude you into
thinking you're a great person. It is something to be
admired.


definitely not, it's the wrong thing to do. the "right
person" will not come if you wait for her. u have too look
after and actually it just doesn't exist. there are tons of
great girls you'll have to deal with. so the right one can
be any of them, if you OPEN yourself to her. the one you're
waiting for is the one that completes you, and she doesn't
exist (used to be your mother when u were inside her belly
but that's all). wake up :)


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-09-24 13:48 [#01732942]
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i wish i made sense... :)


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-24 13:51 [#01732944]
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I think I understand what you're trying to say and yes, you
have a point. I'm only 17 and really don't have time for a
girlfriend at the moment so I'm not going out and looking
too hard..

I believe the right person will come along amongst all the
excess girls you have flings with. Here's hoping.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-09-24 13:56 [#01732948]
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i seem to attract all the wrong people.

i'm not shallow


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 13:59 [#01732951]
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahaha

oh jesus.

Only Uzim retained respect here.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 14:00 [#01732952]
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I seem to attract nobody in fact.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 14:02 [#01732953]
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lol, not even children? with that plush coat huge squeedgy
orange nose and comical eyes. I'm suprised you don't have
the whole " year old female world at your feet.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-09-24 14:05 [#01732959]
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we are all turing into monoids!!!!!!!


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 14:06 [#01732961]
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yeah, out of elmo, little children like me because I always
make strange faces / expression that make them laugh, but
older people can't understand my sense of humour, especially
girls, they need several weeks to get used to my incredible
sense of humour, which is awesome, no doubt about it


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 14:12 [#01732971]
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LOL


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 14:13 [#01732976]
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not all of us.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-09-24 14:41 [#01733036]
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it's a fuckin plague


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-24 14:47 [#01733043]
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I believe it's a good thing. Monoid is something to be
admired.



did I just churn out a load of angsty trollish useless
crap?! Oh god isnie you're right"



 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-09-24 14:52 [#01733046]
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like virginpusher said, it's not hard to get a girlfriend,
just lower your standards a bit.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 14:56 [#01733052]
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my standards are LOW !! they touch the ground
but I would NEVER dare to speak to a girl and furthermore
NEVER EVEN TRY to have a girlfriend =$


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-09-24 14:57 [#01733055]
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I'm 22 and I've only had one, years ago... girls just don't
interest me. It's certainly strange, and my mom pretty much
thinks I'm gay. I'm cool with that.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-09-24 14:58 [#01733056]
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well, that's the problem. not to sound brash, but grow some
guts for fuck's sake.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 15:00 [#01733060]
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I also feel like I'm not really interested anymore. In fact
I feel like I could have been happy with a girl if I had one
a few months ago, but now it's kinda too late and I don't
give a fuck anymore about women.

Perhaps it's due to overconsumption of porn sites. I decided
to stop with pr0n several weeks ago, cause I'm beginning to
think it has bad consequences about sexuality...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 15:01 [#01733062]
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Has she not browsed your picture folders?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 15:01 [#01733064]
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and are you?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-09-24 15:02 [#01733065]
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so, you'd never dare to speak to her...?

how sad


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-09-24 15:03 [#01733069]
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no, porn doesn't affect sexuality - it probably keeps it at
a healthy level to be quite honest. it's a natural
instinct.

well, to be honest, i met my last girlfriend when i was not
even trying at all. often you will find true romance in the
most unsuspected place. and if you don't, who cares? some
people are perfectly happy by themselves.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 15:04 [#01733070]
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No, she won't give a fuck about a ugly small not funny
stupid frenchy like me. Moreover she's too much 404 for me.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 15:05 [#01733074]
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I'm quite happy, don't worry ! But yeah, I've been told
people sometimes find love when they don't look for it. For
the moment it simply doesn't work with me.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-09-24 15:07 [#01733080]
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Hmm, she looked nice on the other photos. This is really
awful.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-09-24 15:09 [#01733082]
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I don't think so. I mean, I'd rather do a girl than a guy. I
don't know any girls that I'd want to sacrifice time and
energy for but I'd definitely boink 'em. I can't be gay, can
I?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-09-24 15:12 [#01733086]
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she is too much, true

(i wanted to say something clever here, but it won't work
since i'm looking at this picture)


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-09-24 15:13 [#01733089]
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blasphemer


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-24 15:13 [#01733090]
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i know how to find out,go to bed with a male and a
female,rodger them both,then see which one you wanna rebang
first-but take pics and post.
i have 2 gay friends poss 3


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-09-24 15:14 [#01733091]
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then just be patient. you're young, and there's plenty of
life ahead for fishing in that ocean.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-24 15:16 [#01733092]
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maybe you're asexual..


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-09-24 15:20 [#01733095]
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maybe you are Deleriousexual


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2005-09-24 21:55 [#01733397]
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Don't sweat it. I was 25 before I had a proper girlfriend
and fucked the shit out of her perfect anus which I lovingly
stroked during sex...


 

offline optimus prime on 2005-09-24 22:21 [#01733399]
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read that as literally as possible.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-24 23:04 [#01733401]
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me and my ex had more sex after breaking up than we did
while dating


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-24 23:08 [#01733402]
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the point is girls are stupid


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-09-24 23:32 [#01733403]
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offline big from lsg on 2005-09-25 00:24 [#01733408]
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elmo!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-25 04:00 [#01733459]
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hahaha! don't lower your standards!

I've actually, after some searching, discovered a cache of
girls that enjoy good music, good movies and good whisky!
Too bad there are few tiny cute asians among them, but oh
well...


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-25 04:07 [#01733461]
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Deleriousexual? I don't get it


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-25 11:44 [#01733762]
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how the hell do you have anal sex with someone whilst
stroking the anus at the same time,are you telling porkie
pies,


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-09-25 12:32 [#01733777]
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Hello. Girls scare me


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-25 12:47 [#01733783]
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haha! I get it, you've joined the words together at the S,
sorta like having siamese Aphex
entwinned words.

Deleriousexual. Clever Combo!


 


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