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OK there is a girl in my halls at Uni who clearly fancies me. The problem is its not mutual. She's OK looking and that but not really my type. I kissed her once or five times in a very drunken party at the SU bar, but since then it has been very tense, and i have managed to avoid her slipping her way into my room. what should i do? |
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this is a music board but hell i think everyone loves porn. what you should do is get more into detail as to what you guys were doing at the bar! what are her boobs like etc |
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Grow up. |
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KILL YOURSELF! sorry can i pick penexpers intead of skink for my suicide sweepstake? |
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Act normally. If she tries to ask you out tell her politely that you don't want to. |
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I would advise that you take your cock out and walk about the university with it dangling between your legs. It will impress her. |
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i'd put my money on skink fuck xceque dude your avatar is fukcing awesome |
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sick man |
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no i am ok actually. thanks for asking. |
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Oh crap! This is a "take the piss in response thread" isn't it! And now I've gone an embarassed myself being the only one with a sensible answer. Man, I'm such a tool. |
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you should be proud of yourself! you're not a total fuckwit! CS2x response is also senisble though... |
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Just shag her. Life is for the living. |
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i'm a million miles from suicide, my life is great... apart from when i'm wasting away on here. |
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Tenderly tell her how you used your vote in the election; I think this will solve your problem, really. |
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It would take more than an insult from you to make me do anything stupid. Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? You really are a twat. |
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hmm "Look, i didn't vote in the election, however I did fool loads of twats on some messageboard" "i don't like you anymore" |
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Fuck the shit out of her for a couple of weeks and then move on to the next victi..I mean partner. She'll survive. |
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my vote goes to bill hicks, undecided between the rope or the bullet |
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tell her you're gay. this way, at least you'd be telling the truth. |
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Make up a more convincing story than that complete fantasy. |
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he'd probably need someone else to walk right behind him to have a cock dangling between his legs. |
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Fuck N chuck |
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