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One of the Three Stooges died from a pitchfork in the eye from Moe. |
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Dog_belch once killed a man in an elevator. (The man actually had a heart attack.) |
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While Hanal was at the doctorlast year (for an infected leg scrape), they lost him and had to use the defib paddles to bring him back. |
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shut up about that already, godamnit! |
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Pumpkin pies will be $40 apiece this year. |
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Giginger heard that Meryl Streep wore hot pants and halter tops and lives in a trailer with a dog. Giginger also heard that there was an orgy scene in "Bridges of Madison County." |
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tridenti is mike dred |
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pomme IS /b> Squarepusher |
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Why not |
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OMFG I suck at the internet |
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Qrter is actually a respected young up and coming tennis pro |
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yo mike, you djing at the next bangface rave? |
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qrter is a girl? |
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i know he runs like one |
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ah yes,since then ive had a slight limp,but gained a fetish for nurses |
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I'll do it in Italy. Will you are there? nobsmuggler: I'd like to see him running :) |
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Followup to ToXikFB! |
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cygnus is really old skool rapper kool moe dee,but was born a girl |
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:: starts baking pies :: |
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Dude, that's scary you said her. I share my birthday with her. Also Bruce Campbell. FUCK YEAH! |
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tridenti wanks while watching golf on TV |
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Is it the hard shafts he likes? |
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the interweb was actually invented by a group of neon green cyber spidernoids who, once we've all become fully 'attached' to our computers, plan to go from house to house sucking out nerd brains. later they plan to each spit out the bloody brain pulps into a large landfill where they will ferment and and culture-ise into some sort of cheese-like dish suitable for the queen spider's visit to earth. |
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My scrotum smells like movie theatre popcorn. |
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sexy stuff! |
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The "post a picture of the hottest ass" thread was actually closed because Hegre threatened to sue phobia. |
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... im here |
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you might not have known that VVVVV |
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For the household cleaner, Simple Green, it has been proven that writing "all purpose cleaner!" (with an exclamation point) on the label sells the product at twice the rate of simply writing "all purpose cleaner" without the exclamation point. |
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wMw = William Morris |
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my name is really englebert slaptyback |
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I'm writing italics/i> underlined/u> and bold/b> words. |
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lol |
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William Milliam Williams |
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internet is owned by dubais king, and he's angry. |
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The site, xltronic, on the earth's internet, is the only dimensional channel through which god is able to recieve information from the universe's inhabitants. Once he was able to communicate back to us successfully using the account JAroen, but since the account was deleted all he can do now is silently study us. |
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Inflation has lagged directly with the colonization of the united states from right to left. Money is more inflated in the east than the west. One in the know can thus buy $1,000,000 worth of gold in the west, sell that gold in the east for $1,2000,000, then return to the west $200,000 dollars richer. |
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that's just like in Goldfinger! |
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Serious?... hmm... poor r40f... I've seen you logged in all day like me... you can't possibly be as pathetic as me... can you? You're probably at work or something. |
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the bald men. |
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milk is bad for you. and so is soy milk. rice milk is just fine. |
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mmm... horchata! |
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The "medium" setting in this 30 dollar lamp I bought is broken. I have to use "high" all the time now. |
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im only wearing my pants! |
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i'm immortal |
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*cries* |
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to get my nintendo nes working i have to put in two nintendo games, and sometimes a book too. |
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best post of 2005! |
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*accepts extremely large trophy* god got a b7 :( Maybe... to god... we're god... whoaaa... Or we were just god the whole time and there isn't another one. God's pretty clueless. I'd expect god to be an entire really advanced species more than one individual (unless that individual was alf, papa smurf or mr. T.) |
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