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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 08:28 [#01714146]
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Is pain the only thing thats real?
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ToXikFB
on 2005-09-03 08:29 [#01714149]
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love is too, you know <3
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xceque
on 2005-09-03 08:34 [#01714151]
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Pain isn't real! Don't you know anything?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 08:35 [#01714152]
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No it is not. You never can see when someone is in love, but you can witness suffering EVERYWHERE. I hate this cruel world
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-09-03 08:36 [#01714154]
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I never understood true pain until I posted in a Monoid thread.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 08:38 [#01714155]
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Haha, SUFFER bitch
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 08:44 [#01714156]
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I said it before and ill say it again,you really are a strange twat.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-03 08:44 [#01714157]
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This pain is cool.
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xceque
on 2005-09-03 08:45 [#01714159]
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You don't see people in love as much cos they keep it to themselves more. People always love to moan about their pain. That's why you get people writing songs about it and why your granny is always complaining about the muslces in her left side and her dodgy hip and how she bruised her shin whilst opening a can of tinned peaches - they all love tinned peaches for some godawful reason.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-09-03 08:46 [#01714160]
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don't toy with the chap, just say you love him |\-_-/|
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 08:54 [#01714163]
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People have the URGE to tell anyone that they are in love. There are millions of love songs, cause it is HARD to prove if not impossible that you love another person....nothing wrong with love
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 08:54 [#01714164]
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ok moniod i love you,but you still are a strange twat.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 08:57 [#01714168]
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I am not strange, you are strange if you dont know what im talking about
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 08:58 [#01714169]
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monoid my dear boy, ever thought about changing your sexual preference? i'm more than happy to take one for the team
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QRDL
from Poland on 2005-09-03 09:03 [#01714173]
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Monoid you are predestined to watch one Bergman a day. And La Pianiste every Sunday morning.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 09:10 [#01714178]
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i ment in general. go outside and run into a wall as fast and hard as possible.
then report back.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 09:14 [#01714179]
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Idealism is not only a problem of gay people.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 09:25 [#01714188]
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what does that have to do with anything? i'm offering you my backside for penis pleasure
being gay is not a problem anyway
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ToXikFB
on 2005-09-03 09:26 [#01714189]
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paper bag for god sake
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 09:29 [#01714194]
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IT IS... FOR YOUR DAD!!
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 09:33 [#01714195]
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that's because he can't find a good man
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 10:09 [#01714215]
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"...I'm slowly falling through an endless, never-ending bottomless pit of pain, suffering, rejection, hopelessness and limitless. heaping piles of cat-excrement-covered human misery. The tunnel is dank, dark and hurtful and contains many prickly things that jab into my already-heavily-bloodied back and sides as I fall. My blood flows a dark crimsonish black, but I pay no attention, because no one likes me, no one loves me. I might as well go eat worms..."
An excerpt from Monoids memoir, "A bottomless pit of self-pity and never-ending hopeless eternal loss and inestimable despair"
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 10:14 [#01714226]
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My Toilet, aint the pit of endless pain....
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-03 10:17 [#01714233]
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yeah no one writes songs about love anymore.
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 10:31 [#01714257]
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Seriously, go befriend/date a way-less-than-attractive girl and try to have sex with her. I really think that even you could manage it. If you still feel shy and anxious when doing so, find another girl who's 10 (or more) times less attractive than what you'd prefer. If you go say "you look nice" in some somewhat-serious manner she would probably be thrilled. She would probably be about 10 times more lonely and self-conscious than you and would absolutely love any sort of interaction or companionship.
I'm against using people in this manner, but if it makes sense to do so in such a situation, and it would stop your e-moping, DO SO. If you go ahead and do this, you can't wine anymore about being a pathetic unloved person.. You know that you can change, you just have to take action rather than wait for some fantasy Disney story to unfold. You are the only 'tragic soul' and no one is going around looking to 'solve your case'. This world appears to be a bunch of random-ish shit, so go out, carpe diem, and stop viewing the world negatively if you don't want to anymore. The world is what it is. It is complete shit, and it is great at the same time. So make your fucking choice and keep it to yourself. Maybe if you whine about not enjoying life to real life people, they could actually help you, but the only thing that we can do here is humour and poke fun at you, really.
I'm sure someone has already said all this to you, but I touched on some quasi-philosophy, so maybe you will listen...
Now go out and find some unnatractive slut and say 'You look ravishing, dear'. Would her possible rejection make you 'hate' life any more? No? ...At least your face isn't burnt off, and you aren't a starving aids-ridden African kid, you can still receive some nasty slut loving, (if sex is your only motivation to change and start enjoying life).
(warning: the following post is to be read with a precise 33% tounge-in-cheek factor)
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:34 [#01714261]
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PAIN is WEAKNESS leaving the BODY, I believe in pain and that it leads to love in the end no matter what.
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 10:34 [#01714262]
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Damnit.. that should read. * "...You are not 'tragic soul'..."
Seriously, Mon. Try. Even Trent Reznor would call you a killjoy.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 10:35 [#01714264]
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plump girls are easy
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 10:37 [#01714266]
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Damnit that should read; "...You are not the only 'tragic soul'..."
How embarrassing. I think I'll go weep a river and chop my nose off with a rusty razor blade while dancing the Charleston.
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:38 [#01714267]
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monoid you prick,why you playing on having no friends or life when you do.your mind games dont work with me,im a jedi and could snap you like a twig.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:40 [#01714269]
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I heard Lemeurs were pretty good at the Charleston ;).
PS if you were attempting a Monoid-esque style quote then you wouldn't be dancing (it's much too joyful).
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:41 [#01714270]
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you can snap me anytime ;)
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 10:46 [#01714273]
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Well maybe he'd be joyful because he'd be bleeding. He'd say, "Wow! This is great! It's so much better than enjoying myself" and then implode.
Monoid should change his avatar to this
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rasec
from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-03 10:53 [#01714278]
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holy shit!
Monoid is depressed... the first time i read some of his words was in a topic (for which i won't post a link) where he was whining that he couldn't get some pussy...
and now he's talking about pain...
Monoid,
dude, you've got some issues...
ps: i won't quote Nine Inch Nails - Hurt, 'cause pain's the only thing that's real...
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:54 [#01714280]
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It's too sweet and cuddly.
Add-on: plus, after having contracting tetanus from the rusty blade (and imploding) he is reincarnated into a misery virus and plunges the world into a 50 year long stupor where people can't help but fell like thy're shrouded by a deathly pawl......
.....but.....
.....along comes a band of 5 heroes/heroines: hanal the remaining Jedi, Xeron with his dancing inducing tequila, Fly Agaric with his irresistable anus, Q4Z2X who can't be infected by Monoid and has laser-lemeur-vision, and finally tridenti the last warrior from the country who resisted Monoid the most feircely ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:55 [#01714281]
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no es humano ;)
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 10:56 [#01714282]
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oh yea... We won!
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rasec
from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-03 10:58 [#01714288]
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jajajaja...
maybe not...
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uzim
on 2005-09-03 10:58 [#01714289]
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according to Nine Inch Nails, yes. according to Tool, it's the contrary.
but actually, even straight banans are real... yes, believe it!
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 10:58 [#01714290]
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A 'way-less-than-attractive girl ' ain't a good starting point for further sexual activities
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rasec
from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-03 11:03 [#01714294]
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whoa!
i thought straight bananas were a myth...
dammit!! this is a crazy world we're living in...
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 11:11 [#01714298]
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on the contrary, it is. if you start out with a voluptuous beauty, all the other ones following will turn out to be a dissapointment. start out with a hag and it can only get better.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 11:26 [#01714305]
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Or maybe it won't? It is possible to directly prove the induction principle
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 11:27 [#01714307]
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Or maybe it won't? It is impossible to prove the induction principle
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-03 11:27 [#01714308]
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i like you
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rasec
from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-03 11:41 [#01714316]
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i'm in shock!
i'll go to the nearest grocery store and try to find a straight banana
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-09-03 12:53 [#01714361]
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you inducted it first.
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-09-03 13:17 [#01714397]
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A 'way-less-than-attractive girl ' ain't a good starting
point for further sexual activities
It's a good point to cease whining, you goddamned wet blanket. I want some 50 year old nerd who's never kissed a girl or physically talked to anyone to join the board, so your whinings would pale in comparison, and you'd have to start posting about more interesting things.
I think you find this whole 'tortured soul' thing to be your identity, but it really would be perceived as annoying bullshit to anyone you would want to like you. If things are so hopeless and painful then you can at least try to do something, because apparently nothing could get any worse for you. So it's all up for Monoid! So I'm going to ignore you and quit encouragingly catering to the attention-whore in you until I read something at least somewhat positive from you.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-09-03 13:22 [#01714401]
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Typical example of a "be spontaneaus" paradox.
A vexing communication block occurs when one person requests or demands something from another that can only be given spontaneously - like trust, love, interest, acceptance, appreciation, desire, and respect. If the second person tries to comply, the first person may then say - "You're just doing that because I asked you to, not because you really mean it." Examples: "You never say 'I love you'"; "I demand that you respect my wishes!"; "You need to respect the sacrifices I'm making for you"; and "I need you to initiate sex more often."
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2005-09-03 13:31 [#01714411]
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Pain?
see New Orleans
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