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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 04:46 [#01713023]
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I measured mine the other night and fully erect it measured
8.2 inches. I was impressed. What i want to know is. How big
is yours? ( if you are a man of course. which you probably
are )


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-09-02 04:48 [#01713025]
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2.8 inches. I was imprressed.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:49 [#01713027]
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19 centimetres.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:50 [#01713028]
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around.


 

offline mask from the city of dresden (Germany) on 2005-09-02 04:50 [#01713029]
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im not allowed to errect him here in the office...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 04:51 [#01713031]
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him?


 

offline mask from the city of dresden (Germany) on 2005-09-02 04:52 [#01713032]
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it?



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:53 [#01713034]
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turtle-cock!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:54 [#01713035]
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Are You a New Dad?
She might be having the baby, but there is a lot for dad to
do!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:01 [#01713039]
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8 inches when floppy.


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-09-02 05:01 [#01713040]
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Exactly 7 inches, 18 centimetres


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:02 [#01713041]
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I have pictures if anyone cares to have a gander!

email: cockboy24@hotyahoo.org


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:03 [#01713042]
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I made this punk rock lyric:

pebbles, pebbles, cobweb and cock
just shut the fuck up and stuff it in a sock


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-02 05:05 [#01713044]
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ahahhahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahaah


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 05:06 [#01713045]
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ermmmm what a cock?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:07 [#01713048]
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'Tis a good Beegees song anaw


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-09-02 05:15 [#01713055]
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not really nice to laugh at people with deficiency issues..

im not really sure how this is music related. maybe we
could
turn it into something interesting though. if we'd find
some
sort of pattern in regard with the size of the penis and
music we listen to..hmm


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:15 [#01713056]
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a: music is sound
b: penis is flesh
c: sound can make flesh feel different

conclusion: music can make penis feel different.

not even a valid argument, but who the fuck cares, lets
fuck!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:16 [#01713057]
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My mate listens to Robbie Williams, and he's a total cock.
problem solved!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:16 [#01713058]
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why did you delete your own post and repost it only with
lots of line-breaks?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-09-02 05:17 [#01713059]
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well, i made a mistake when i put show instead of sure :)

303 beatz, i listen to robbie as well! i bet he's got a
lovely penis!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-02 05:19 [#01713060]
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8.3 inches

bigger than you


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:33 [#01713067]
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Apparently it scientifically possible to work out your erect
penis from the size of your feet. I read it in The Sun.

P(I)=(S(A)+5)/2

*P=penis size
*i=inches
*s=shoe size
*a=adult



 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 05:36 [#01713071]
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hahah :) the Sun, a never ending source of factual
information.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-02 05:41 [#01713072]
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The Sun!? The Sun!?

Get the fuck off the board. NOW!

according to that equation i'm 70.5 inches!

pile of wank that is. pile of fucking wank.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:43 [#01713073]
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Your shoe-size is 136????? YOU CLOWN!!!! hahahaha


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 05:44 [#01713074]
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is it difficult finding shoes in size 136?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-09-02 05:46 [#01713076]
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please explain what the (A) = adult. means?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:46 [#01713077]
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oh, now he's interested.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 05:48 [#01713078]
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i was wondering that too. i think it just means the shoe
size has to be an adult shoe size.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:48 [#01713079]
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This is baws. I'm offski! Enjoy your lives!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 06:17 [#01713084]
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7.8"


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-09-02 06:33 [#01713091]
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what is the point of this. everyone is blatantly lying/going
to lie


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-09-02 06:33 [#01713092]
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This equation is bullshit. Unfortunately.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 06:35 [#01713093]
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This is true. Mine is actually 11.5"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-02 07:01 [#01713101]
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damn.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 07:04 [#01713105]
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We're talking tumescent yeah?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-09-02 07:08 [#01713108]
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whats that smell? smells like

BULLSHIT

:)


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 07:11 [#01713110]
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...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 07:15 [#01713111]
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You got me!

I won't give the exact number but it's between 1 and 20". I
won't go into length.

Ba da boom!

This is the worst bill_hicks thread ever. Shame. They're
normally spot on funny.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-09-02 07:30 [#01713125]
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*farts*


 

offline ymenard on 2005-09-02 07:34 [#01713130]
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large =! long


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-09-02 08:05 [#01713141]
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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 08:05 [#01713142]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Actually, come to think of it, i don't care how big my cock
is really. it keeps me and my bird happy and that is the
main thing. it is rather spotty, though. my bird doesn't
mind thankfully. she loves the girth.


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-09-02 08:23 [#01713148]
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I guess mine hasn't "matured" yet. It's still a vagina.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:28 [#01713152]
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Then i guess we ask about how much girth it can take and how
deep it allows penetration or something? :p

Anyways....

*awkwardly backs out of thread*


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-09-02 08:29 [#01713155]
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O.o Boys will be boys. I guess.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:30 [#01713157]
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*trips on shoelace whilest trying to evacuate thread*


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-09-02 08:31 [#01713158]
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Oh my! I am on fire!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:36 [#01713163]
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oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh

*runs into phobiazero while trying to leave thread sending
papers and important forms all over*


 


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