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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 04:46 [#01713023]
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I measured mine the other night and fully erect it measured 8.2 inches. I was impressed. What i want to know is. How big is yours? ( if you are a man of course. which you probably are )
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-09-02 04:48 [#01713025]
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2.8 inches. I was imprressed.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:49 [#01713027]
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19 centimetres.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:50 [#01713028]
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around.
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mask
from the city of dresden (Germany) on 2005-09-02 04:50 [#01713029]
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im not allowed to errect him here in the office...
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 04:51 [#01713031]
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him?
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mask
from the city of dresden (Germany) on 2005-09-02 04:52 [#01713032]
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it?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:53 [#01713034]
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turtle-cock!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 04:54 [#01713035]
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Are You a New Dad? She might be having the baby, but there is a lot for dad to do!
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:01 [#01713039]
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8 inches when floppy.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-09-02 05:01 [#01713040]
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Exactly 7 inches, 18 centimetres
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:02 [#01713041]
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I have pictures if anyone cares to have a gander!
email: cockboy24@hotyahoo.org
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:03 [#01713042]
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I made this punk rock lyric:
pebbles, pebbles, cobweb and cock just shut the fuck up and stuff it in a sock
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-09-02 05:05 [#01713044]
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ahahhahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahaah
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 05:06 [#01713045]
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ermmmm what a cock?
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:07 [#01713048]
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'Tis a good Beegees song anaw
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-09-02 05:15 [#01713055]
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not really nice to laugh at people with deficiency issues..
im not really sure how this is music related. maybe we could
turn it into something interesting though. if we'd find some
sort of pattern in regard with the size of the penis and music we listen to..hmm
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:15 [#01713056]
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a: music is sound b: penis is flesh c: sound can make flesh feel different
conclusion: music can make penis feel different.
not even a valid argument, but who the fuck cares, lets fuck!
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:16 [#01713057]
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My mate listens to Robbie Williams, and he's a total cock. problem solved!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-02 05:16 [#01713058]
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why did you delete your own post and repost it only with lots of line-breaks?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-09-02 05:17 [#01713059]
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well, i made a mistake when i put show instead of sure :)
303 beatz, i listen to robbie as well! i bet he's got a lovely penis!
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-09-02 05:19 [#01713060]
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8.3 inches
bigger than you
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:33 [#01713067]
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Apparently it scientifically possible to work out your erect penis from the size of your feet. I read it in The Sun.
P(I)=(S(A)+5)/2
*P=penis size *i=inches *s=shoe size *a=adult
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 05:36 [#01713071]
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hahah :) the Sun, a never ending source of factual information.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-09-02 05:41 [#01713072]
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The Sun!? The Sun!?
Get the fuck off the board. NOW!
according to that equation i'm 70.5 inches!
pile of wank that is. pile of fucking wank.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:43 [#01713073]
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Your shoe-size is 136????? YOU CLOWN!!!! hahahaha
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 05:44 [#01713074]
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is it difficult finding shoes in size 136?
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-09-02 05:46 [#01713076]
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please explain what the (A) = adult. means?
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 05:46 [#01713077]
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oh, now he's interested.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 05:48 [#01713078]
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i was wondering that too. i think it just means the shoe size has to be an adult shoe size.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-09-02 05:48 [#01713079]
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This is baws. I'm offski! Enjoy your lives!
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 06:17 [#01713084]
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7.8"
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-09-02 06:33 [#01713091]
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what is the point of this. everyone is blatantly lying/going to lie
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QRDL
from Poland on 2005-09-02 06:33 [#01713092]
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This equation is bullshit. Unfortunately.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 06:35 [#01713093]
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This is true. Mine is actually 11.5"
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-09-02 07:01 [#01713101]
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damn.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 07:04 [#01713105]
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We're talking tumescent yeah?
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-09-02 07:08 [#01713108]
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whats that smell? smells like
BULLSHIT
:)
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-02 07:11 [#01713110]
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-02 07:15 [#01713111]
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You got me!
I won't give the exact number but it's between 1 and 20". I won't go into length.
Ba da boom!
This is the worst bill_hicks thread ever. Shame. They're normally spot on funny.
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2005-09-02 07:30 [#01713125]
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*farts*
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ymenard
on 2005-09-02 07:34 [#01713130]
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large =! long
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-09-02 08:05 [#01713141]
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-09-02 08:05 [#01713142]
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Actually, come to think of it, i don't care how big my cock is really. it keeps me and my bird happy and that is the main thing. it is rather spotty, though. my bird doesn't mind thankfully. she loves the girth.
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laniatus
from United States on 2005-09-02 08:23 [#01713148]
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I guess mine hasn't "matured" yet. It's still a vagina.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:28 [#01713152]
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Then i guess we ask about how much girth it can take and how deep it allows penetration or something? :p
Anyways....
*awkwardly backs out of thread*
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laniatus
from United States on 2005-09-02 08:29 [#01713155]
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O.o Boys will be boys. I guess.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:30 [#01713157]
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*trips on shoelace whilest trying to evacuate thread*
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laniatus
from United States on 2005-09-02 08:31 [#01713158]
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Oh my! I am on fire!
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-09-02 08:36 [#01713163]
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oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
*runs into phobiazero while trying to leave thread sending papers and important forms all over*
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