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Christopher Walken 2008
 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-08-30 17:56 [#01710567]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular





09 August, 2005

Actor Christopher Walken to run as Candidate in 2008
Presidential Race
For Immediate Release

New York - Early today, actor Christopher Walken, 62, held a
private conference at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York
in which he announced his intentions to run for the
Presidency of the United States in the 2008 Election.

Said the Queens native, “I have always been a follower of
politics. My father was friends with the mayor of Schodack
(NY) back in the 1940’s. We would walk the streets of
Schodack and the people, they would wave to him. The
children adored him. That is what I love to be, a man of
respect and love.”

From a statement by Walken's agent, Toni Howard: “Mr.
Walken has greatly admired the celebrities who have entered
politics and he wants to be able to give a good name and
reputation to the acting community as well as the political
community. As for going national with this news we have not
made any plans for the immediate future."

Because Mr. Walken is currently contracted for more than one
film production, the Walken campaign manager Michael Hansee
admitted that there would be relatively minimal publicity at
this early stage. "[Mr. Walken] has a full plate right now,
acting in a number of different films, and can't start any
personal campaign work until these obligations are
fulfilled," he commented. "We're looking to spread the word
and build a little support base with our website, in
preparation for a full campaign in early 2007."

The campaign website is patriotic-themed, with the tag-line
"To Get America Back on Track." Hansee stated that the
campaign is hoping to drum up early support through their
online presence, much like Howard Dean did in the 2004 race.



for real?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-08-30 17:58 [#01710571]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



The king of new york!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-30 18:19 [#01710597]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Oh! President - yeah, okay.

The title made me think they were going to host an Olympic
event in his colon.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-08-30 18:50 [#01710631]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #01710597



i have poor thread naming ability.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-30 18:51 [#01710634]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



what is his political stance?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-08-30 18:54 [#01710639]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01710634



FROM THE SITE:

These are the issues that need solutions now, and
Christopher Walken is not afraid to address them. He wants
his supporters and opponents to know that he is clear in his
ideals and will fight to lead America to a better place.

Campaign Finance Reform:
"I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue,
with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy
American, that I should have no more say than even the least
fortunate American citizen. Free speech in politics is about
the voices of all those who support you, not who supports
you with the biggest voice."

Military Funding:
"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always
thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are
making less than the poverty line, and children are
suffering because their parents decided to join the
military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of
sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should
go to the troops."

Stem Cell Research:
"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and
after having met him it is tough to be against [stem cell
research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human
life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support
legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving
research."


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-08-30 18:55 [#01710642]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01710634



AND:

from the sites FAQ:


What is Mr. Walken's party affiliation?
Mr. Walken believes that voters should vote based on the
candidates' platforms, not their party affiliation. At this
early stage, we are not affiliated with any political party,
nor do we plan to be. Our platform is our message, and
that's what we're running on. Down the road, if an
established party chooses to back Mr. Walken, he may accept.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-30 18:58 [#01710645]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



What's gonna happen, see, is Chris is gonna get confused
after a night of huffing oven cleaner on the campaign trail,
then show up on the set of West Wing gunning for Martin
Sheen.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-30 19:02 [#01710649]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



if he's lucky, one day some guy on some messageboard will
have his face for an avatar, with the word 'asshole'
underneath.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-30 19:03 [#01710650]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01710649



Ha ha ha!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-30 19:23 [#01710668]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i'll vote for the mo'fugga!

just like i voted for the govenator!


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-08-30 19:31 [#01710674]
Points: 1171 Status: Lurker



I would vote for him on the basis of his being in that
weopan of choice video!


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-08-30 19:46 [#01710687]
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arnold stravowarokarovaronarotaronegger is cool...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-30 19:54 [#01710695]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #01710650



I don't think I've ever seen you do a "Ha ha ha!" on
Zilty before, Peeps.

I need to have a liedown.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-30 20:39 [#01710731]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i mean c'mon, who wouldn't want this guy to be their
govenor?!


Attached picture

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-30 21:00 [#01710753]
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oh no, poor qrter!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-08-31 00:01 [#01710812]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



Hollywood might as well rule the nation at this rate.

And, buckle up for cowbell jokes.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-08-31 02:46 [#01710849]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



that would probably make me like america again. i wonder if
he'd change his haircut?


 

offline hAnkyPhexTwin from Tucson, Arizona (United States) on 2005-08-31 16:56 [#01711609]
Points: 326 Status: Lurker



"Update: I'm almost sad with the news on Washington Post the
actor has "no intention of running," his rep says, and the
Web site, registered in Los Angeles under the name
Christopher Walken for President, is "100 percent false."
It's not a surprise, but was funny anyway."

http://www.bibi.org/box/archives/politics/walken_2008.html

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/walken.asp

---hell i would have voted for Carlo Bartolucci, his role in
Sucide Kings. "Its my dick I pick"


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-08-31 19:33 [#01711748]
Points: 2330 Status: Lurker



yeah, this was a hoax by genmay.net


 


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