N'Sync is taking over...the universe...arrrghh | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
(nobody)
...and 285 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2613460
Today 3
Topics 127500
  
 
Messageboard index
N'Sync is taking over...the universe...arrrghh
 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:03 [#00098612]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



Boy-band member bids on space trip

Lance Bass, a member of the singing group 'N Sync, is
negotiating to travel on a Russian rocket to the
International Space Station in November.

Bass, 22, would be just the third civilian to buy a trip on
a space ship. California investment banker Dennis Tito
reportedly paid $20 million U.S. to visit the space station
last year. South African tycoon Mark Shuttleworth reportedly
paid the same for his upcoming flight in April.

Bass's trip still requires the approval of the Russian space
agency and its partners - the United States, Russia, Japan,
Canada and Europe - in the space station program.

A Los Angeles TV production company is one of several
corporations offering to sponsor the singer's flight. It
hopes to make a TV special about the trip.

The head of Russia's space program has said his agency is
looking at a number of civilian candidates for the next
space station visit. "The earnings provide serious support
for the industry, the cosmonauts' training center and
mission control," Yuri Koptev said Wednesday.

Bass attended space camp near Titusville, Fla., when he was
12. He said Wednesday that he would have to undergo five or
six months of training at Star City, the space training
center outside Moscow, before blasting off.

That training for the mission could interfere with Bass's
day job. 'N Sync is scheduled to begin its next concert tour
on March 3.



 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:04 [#00098614]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



20 million to meet L. ron hubbard? That sounds pretty fair
to me...you know they supposedly have him secretly living in
that space station with a harem of sheeps and other barnyard
delights... :)


 

offline Kitty on 2002-02-23 19:05 [#00098616]
Points: 337 Status: Lurker



Waaaaah.ugh.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:05 [#00098617]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



haha, yeah I heard about that... what was the heading they
used on Muchmoremusic, Basst Off or something... just the
person we need to make first contact with another
intelligent life form right... "Hey, we're from Earth, and
you want to hear some of Earth's music?" They'd run away
screaming...


 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:05 [#00098618]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



NOW YaLL see, the worlds coming to an end.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 19:05 [#00098619]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



Send Donkey Rhubarb people into space, that'd scare any
aliens.


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:08 [#00098622]
Points: 894 Status: Regular



Maybe It'll turn out apallo 13ish without the happy ending.
And at least it's 5 or 6 months of traing time that they
wont be releasing new "music" for.

Ahhm, who am I kidding, they will release a cosmopop double
CD and have it played on every station.


 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:08 [#00098623]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



Hahaha LOL...

I read somewhere else about this N'Sync guy that he might
actually perform (as in sing) possibly live on TV if he gets
to go up there.

This shit reminds me of that old guy from the movie
'Contact' who was living up there...



 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-23 19:09 [#00098624]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



I hope that something goes wrong and he dies. No, I hope he
really does!

Yes, let's send some people in rhubear costumes into space
=D


 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:10 [#00098630]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



we got to get some rhubear costumes n kick some n sync asses
;)


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-23 19:12 [#00098631]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



I'm gonna start the 'Raise $20 million dollar fund to send
Archrival into space and kick some N'Sync ass fund'. =D


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:12 [#00098632]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



heh, yeah and then we'd have to anal fuck the aliens in the
donkey rhubarb costumes... that's a must...


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:14 [#00098634]
Points: 894 Status: Regular | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00098632



What if the aliens don't have anus's?


 

offline Archrival on 2002-02-23 19:14 [#00098636]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



u dirty funky funmaster.

Raise $20 million dollar fund to send
Archrival into space and kick some N'Sync ass fund!!

LETS DO THIS IM ON IT!!!!



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:15 [#00098638]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to TrevorGod: #00098634



we'll just have to improvise is all...


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 19:17 [#00098643]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I can give you a cheque....it'll bounce though.

CAn you imagine opening the hatch and there's a circle of
rhubear people peering at you on the other side, that'd be
so scary.


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-23 19:21 [#00098654]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



That's easy, tear 'em a new hole. ;)


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:25 [#00098665]
Points: 894 Status: Regular



What if aliens are cool and dig music like BoC, Ae and
aphex? We'd be anal rapen' them through improvised anus's
and they'd never get to party with us : (


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:25 [#00098667]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to aperson: #00098654



hehe...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:28 [#00098675]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to TrevorGod: #00098665



well, we can ask them if they like the music... if they say
no then we anal rape them through improvised anus's...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:29 [#00098677]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



hehe, improvised anus's, that's funny... :)


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-23 19:30 [#00098679]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



That's kind of like humping a wall...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:31 [#00098684]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



but I mean, if you made a hole in the wall, it would have
the same effect wouldn't it? :)



 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-23 19:32 [#00098689]
Points: 1134 Status: Lurker



Yes but you would have to be thrusting with force to do that
;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:33 [#00098691]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



well, just cut the hole before hand...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-23 19:34 [#00098697]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Jesus people, it's not very hard to get in space, ever see
the Simpsons? I'm sure you guys are smarter than Homer, how
hard can it be?


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-02-23 19:41 [#00098707]
Points: 1331 Status: Lurker



My Special Trick for Space Traveling
1/ i stick my head in my Bong.8)
2/I launch my Old Frontier Elite II game,
3/I Play for 1 to 20 hours,
4/Then i come back to Earth.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-02-23 19:43 [#00098709]
Points: 1331 Status: Lurker



And if i add Shrooms...

God... What bullshit am i saying?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 19:46 [#00098714]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to kalaim badkaama: #00098709



I can get the same effects from eating the fine produce from
a kebab house down the road.


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 19:53 [#00098726]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



I have always had some idea that if aliens come to earth,
and they meet the americans. The aliens demand to hear earth
music, and then put some shitty pop band on that "everyone
on earth just loves". Then, the aliens rain firey death upon
us!

Imagin if the spacestation explodes, and the N' sync boy and
the camera crew survive, and the whole world watches the
pair explode in the cold of space! Muhahahahaha!


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-02-23 20:35 [#00098769]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker | Followup to Archrival: #00098623



hmm i think we should send the whole band up there...because
remember..in space no one can hear you sing..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-02-24 05:50 [#00099412]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to wayout: #00098769



and also, there's the chance that the whole band will die...



 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-02-24 05:51 [#00099414]
Points: 1135 Status: Regular



death to the natives


 

offline Vader from € Lisbon, PT on 2002-02-24 06:23 [#00099429]
Points: 1000 Status: Lurker



N´Sync in space? Carl Sagan always told only inteligente
and hard working people could travel into space! Like all
the rest money DOES matter!
hope they nauseate and vomit in front of the camera and all
the folks at earth and teen chicks see their vomit flying
and then the ship would get all dirty and then a
short-circuit would happen and the space-ship would explode
and then the anti-explosion camera would recorde their
little members and blood traveling in space and stuff.


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2002-02-24 08:31 [#00099514]
Points: 1024 Status: Lurker



You can make a donation in my name to the "Shoot Bass out of
the Sky Fund"

I'll travel down there, buy weapons, and fire on target with
your kind contributions.


 

offline Archrival on 2002-06-02 00:04 [#00245931]
Points: 4265 Status: Lurker



lets kill Lance.


 


Messageboard index