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I was at this party last night, totally fucked off my face on whatever I could find when I decided I needed a drink of water. Naturally I headed to the kitchen area where I got into an arguement with a mixer. It was giving me loads of shit every time I laid a finger on it, going "wwwwweeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" or "aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwrrrr. I wasn't going to take that from anyone so I found the girl who owned the mixer and threw her through a window. I'm not arsed about paying for the window, but if the mixer thought it was getting away with that it is sadly mistaken. |
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wtf :p |
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virginpusher would be proud. By the way, if you read this virginpusher, you should probably talk to ceri jc about the legal stuff if you havn't already- I think he studies law or something. |
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serious problems mate |
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With just a little bit of sand paper you could have been like aphex twin. |
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hahaha that is fucked |
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what xeron said. only in a less ghey manner. |
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what kinda window was it |
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too funny :D |
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ooppppps |
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LOL, crime scene evidence |
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OLO!!!!!!!!! 4EVA im taking shrooms trmw ill let y'all know how it goes |
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oh yeah mdma is gay |
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This is like a modern day fable. |
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poor girl |
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hell yeah!!! i'm supposed to get some shrooms tonight too! and yes mdma is hella gayeee! you should take a trip to vegas meng! there's a party over here! |
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Ceri JC is Tory Boy |
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did you throw the blender out with her ? lol |
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dude, you totally her. |
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Defenestration, a word you use once in your life. Poor girl |
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Polygon Window. |
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jajajajajaja |
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bullshit |
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I woke up still drunk and tried reading kant, and then I decided I`d take a break and read xltronic, and all I get is THIS? |
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I did something bad last night... I can't rrememberr what though... I'm surre I'll find out laterr on. |
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ahahhahahahahhaahah! |
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ahahahhahahahhaah! x 2 |
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bullshit |
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anyway: • if this is fake, then it's not funny. try again. • if this is true, you really have issues and/or you're an asshole. |
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omg go watch animes |
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haahhaha, unprovoked :D |
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omg go fuck yourself : P |
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i headbutted a bus stop lastnight, eruhgh |
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haaaaaaaaru noen grunker til noen fiskeboller, eller? |
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TanK you bus sTOP |
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Yes, I puked up in the middle of the rroad in frront of my house. 1 to me 0 to the fool two doorrs down. Drragging this arrea everr futherr into the gutterr. |
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but you might have a point, maybe i really should quit wearing anime-style avatars. |
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:D/:p For a second there i thought this was a true story. |
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anyway: • if this is fake, then it's not funny. try again. • if this is true, you really have issues and/or you're an asshole. Seconded. Asshole. |
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Yeah. Asshole. Yawn. |
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haha this story made you an osswhole. but no one called me an osswhoel in my story. LOLZOZOROZORS |
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what was your story? |
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This story except the girl and the mixer were the other way round and his was real. |
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mixer = mixed drink in my case though |
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I think ecnadniarb's version is great. if it is true it'd be horrifyng but sill comical if it is false it's rip roaringly histerical. Great One! |
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oh and where did my post go, it should be between redrum's and Crocomire's. |
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oh : | sorry then. my bad, in that case it was quite funny. |
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hehe I knew some people wouldn't know what I was referencing and I intentionally didn't mention it in the first post because deep down I like being insulted. |
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