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Communicative success is the mechanism of evolutionary selection. But I can not communicate through the medium of Dance. And I suck at small talk. The reason : It is difficult to make a distinction between information and message. Im not creepy im shy, bitches won't understand |
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But I can not communicate through the medium of Dance. HAHAHA. Everr been to a nightclub, Monoid? The people who come acrross as looking like the biggest idiots arre those who can actually bust some rreal moves. 99.99% of men and women can't dance as you mean it. |
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Get some fucking drrink down yourr neck and a tight pairr of pants on, you'll soon be dancing yourr hearrt away. |
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I laugh at these people, I do not want to be laughed at :( |
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Yeah, but no one else laughs at these people... so unless you'd be laughing at yourrself therre is no need to worrrry. |
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most of those people are being laughed at so if you join in then you become part of 'the shitty dancing people' which is pretty much, well, everyone. |
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What you need to do is to just lighten up and stop taking yourrself so serriously. I can empathize with you though. I haven't danced forr weeks now. Since my new job I've just not been getting quite as pissed as I used to and I find myself sitting most of the night out with a pint in the corrnerr, perrving, looking forr my next drrunken victim. |
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seriously monoid, the longer you leave it, the less likely it is to happen |
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you probably just have to learn how to play the game in your own way, instead of what you see in clubs. |
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just be yourself man. no matter how weird you think yourself to be, and no matter how weird other people think you are. you're you. and you should want someone to like you because you are you. if you want someone to like a different you, then they don't like you. they like someone you're trying to be. and that solution may help appease you in the short term, but in the long term you will still be unhappy. just words of my advice, not that i'm an expert or anything. |
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Nah, there are always prostitutes as the last resort. Monoid, visit the IMDB forum for the movie "40 year old virgin", you will find peace. |
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No, lie about yourself. Say you're David Beckham, the millionaire astronaut, and bone some drunken slut. |
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You got me. I read this finally and i laughed. I actually read it a couple of times to see if my original thoughts were right. They were. :D Oh and for the record i dont dance nor do i go to club where people do. Unnecessary. Besides those chicks have a tendency to use ebonics to come across wiggerish or ghetto. At least thats how it is here. |
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Photons are easier to dance expressively with than the body, IMO. I saw one guy who had blue and green photons and did a trick whirlen' them up into a spinning globe and it was really ecologically profound. Really though also you can remember that how it feels to be noticed or appreciated and realise that ladies like recognition just as you do, they just probably get more of it more often 'cos they have vaginas. thatne |
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That reminds me that vaginas are pretty cool. :) |
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You laugh at them and yet they are the ones who aren't so self conscious that they'll sit on the sidelines and laugh at people less self consious than they. |
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Like Carl said get some drink down ya, you'll find yourself talking to anyone, you won't care. |
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oh monoid. |
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Because they are so stupid...they dont recognize their stupidty. |
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lol. welcome to real life. Alot of the earths residents are like that. :D |
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Try to convince them into joining your group suicide? |
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I'd pay 1.000.000 € to pass a day with you. :D |
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Well all you would need is airfare here, money for a hotel and if you are 21 then money to drink. Our laws require people to be 21 to drink. Actually you might be screwed on that one. hmmm |
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Really? Haw Haw, Im too good for this world |
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Ah, i didn't know that, here in Italy if you are 18 is allowed to drink. |
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Really? i thought it was younger. hmm |
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Yup, it means between less of a year... :P |
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if you're 18 in mexico you can drink/buy some beer, go to clubs... that's why SO MANY "gringos" flee to Tijuana (Mexico) in order to get all drunk, pay for some whores, and get real drunk.. gringos = united states citizen tijuana = by the way... i'm going to tijuana today .. xD |
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Well I'm sure they would be sad to know you thought them stupid as they're up there having a fun time while you sit miserable and self-pitying by yourself. |
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gringos are white people in general. it's the spanish corruption of the the two words "green go". It derived in Colombia when the American soldiers; dressed in green; came. Ofcourse we wanted them to leave so that is where the go in "gringo" comes from. Oh and if you don't already know: Soy Colombiano, Sangre latina corre por mis venas y mi corazon va al ritmo de la salsa colombiana. To be a bit more modern lets say raeggatton |
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Bah, im not miserable as long as I have the internet, and a fresh pair of socks |
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don't worry man, if we can get you to be a moderator you too can have all the chicks, just like the other moderators on here. |
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you cant have fresh socks with the amount of wanking you do |
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unless you just have A wanking sock |
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i have no advice other than to experiment with your approach, get crazy, see what works, and just as importantly, what does not. |
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that's in colombia... i don't call white people in general "gringo"... at least not in mexico, no sir... |
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neither do we, I mean there are plenty of white colombians, i should've explained myself more thoroughly, white foreigners are gringos. and WHAT!? was wrong with my spanish |
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I've found that pickup lines do work. like you say whatever line but not with a 'hoy'you doin'' joey face but with an expression that's not disgusting or pedntic. so then women laugh. and since you got her laughing you can start talking about whatever. I can only do that when I'm piss drunk anyway |
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You mean, say them in a self-depracating 'I know this is a corny pick-up line' way ? |
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i think it's great that while you guys still rip into monoid and stuff you still post advice for him even tho you complain and cry and moan about his tpoics... you guys LOVE him, and i love everyone! well 99% of you anyway. <3 |
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Ah yes, the necessary structural possiblity for the condition of phonic signs as signifying forms is that they carry the force of rupture from any conceivable context, and thus can be cut off from any source of self-present meaning, blah blah blah, stroking chin. Try, 'lower your knickers and I'll lower your standards' |
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'Can I smash your pie in?' |
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How is it that women can tell you want them no matter how much you conceal it? I am convinced that if I'm looking at a girl's ass when her face is turned away (naturally) she knows I'm looking at her butt. All the cute check out girls at the supermarket look at me like a sexual predetor. Of course I want to fuck them, but I thought I was real good at keeping it a secret. Guess not. |
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no see the thing is when they turn around they are showing you their ass on purpose yo they know what they got you just gotta know when they expect ya to look and when they don't so they wonder why you ain't checkin 'em out and are all up on your nuts idk how to expalin it, it's hard. i have noticed tho that it's harder to get sex the longer it's been since you had sex, but once you have sex if you can folow up on that ass, word starts to spread between grrlz that, oh this guys gotta grrl he must be know how to lay it down properly. |
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yeah! man, it sure is hard to handle all these chicks.. |
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ha ha *pointing* |
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I usually just rape 'em. |
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Monoid, get drunk, run to the nearest club, find the nearest group of woman and talk bullshit for a while untill someone makes a move...if all fails just have a wank in public |
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I then kill them... |
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