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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-27 05:37 [#01707466]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



Communicative success is the mechanism of evolutionary
selection. But I can not communicate through the medium of
Dance. And I suck at small talk. The reason : It is
difficult to make a distinction between information and
message. Im not creepy im shy, bitches won't understand


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-27 05:40 [#01707467]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



But I can not communicate through the medium of
Dance.


HAHAHA. Everr been to a nightclub, Monoid? The people who
come acrross as looking like the biggest idiots arre those
who can actually bust some rreal moves. 99.99% of men
and women can't dance as you mean it.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-27 05:40 [#01707469]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Get some fucking drrink down yourr neck and a tight pairr of
pants on, you'll soon be dancing yourr hearrt away.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-27 05:45 [#01707475]
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I laugh at these people, I do not want to be laughed at :(


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-27 05:48 [#01707480]
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Yeah, but no one else laughs at these people... so unless
you'd be laughing at yourrself therre is no need to worrrry.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-27 05:49 [#01707481]
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most of those people are being laughed at so if you join in
then you become part of 'the shitty dancing people' which is
pretty much, well, everyone.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-27 05:54 [#01707486]
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What you need to do is to just lighten up and stop taking
yourrself so serriously.
I can empathize with you though. I haven't danced forr weeks
now. Since my new job I've just not been getting quite as
pissed as I used to and I find myself sitting most of the
night out with a pint in the corrnerr, perrving, looking
forr my next drrunken victim.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-27 05:56 [#01707488]
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seriously monoid, the longer you leave it, the less likely
it is to happen


 

offline welt on 2005-08-27 06:00 [#01707491]
Points: 2036 Status: Lurker



" LAZY_TITLE "


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-27 06:08 [#01707495]
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you probably just have to learn how to play the game in your
own way, instead of what you see in clubs.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2005-08-27 06:09 [#01707496]
Points: 7746 Status: Regular



just be yourself man.

no matter how weird you think yourself to be, and no matter
how weird other people think you are.

you're you. and you should want someone to like you
because you are you.

if you want someone to like a different you, then they don't
like you. they like someone you're trying to be.

and that solution may help appease you in the short term,
but in the long term you will still be unhappy.

just words of my advice, not that i'm an expert or anything.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-08-27 06:43 [#01707502]
Points: 2838 Status: Lurker



Nah, there are always prostitutes as the last resort.
Monoid, visit the IMDB forum for the movie "40 year old
virgin", you will find peace.


 

offline staz on 2005-08-27 06:46 [#01707503]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



No, lie about yourself. Say you're David Beckham, the
millionaire astronaut, and bone some drunken slut.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-27 07:50 [#01707541]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01707466



You got me. I read this finally and i laughed. I actually
read it a couple of times to see if my original thoughts
were right. They were.

:D

Oh and for the record i dont dance nor do i go to club where
people do. Unnecessary. Besides those chicks have a tendency
to use ebonics to come across wiggerish or ghetto. At least
thats how it is here.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-27 07:51 [#01707542]
Points: 3026 Status: Lurker



Photons are easier to dance expressively with than the body,
IMO. I saw one guy who had blue and green photons and did a
trick whirlen' them up into a spinning globe and it was
really ecologically profound. Really though also you can
remember that how it feels to be noticed or appreciated and
realise that ladies like recognition just as you do, they
just probably get more of it more often 'cos they have
vaginas. thatne


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-27 08:24 [#01707553]
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That reminds me that vaginas are pretty cool. :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-27 08:55 [#01707565]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



You laugh at them and yet they are the ones who aren't so
self conscious that they'll sit on the sidelines and laugh
at people less self consious than they.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-27 09:48 [#01707576]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Like Carl said get some drink down ya, you'll find yourself
talking to anyone, you won't care.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-27 09:52 [#01707582]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



oh monoid.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-27 10:00 [#01707592]
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Because they are so stupid...they dont recognize their
stupidty.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-27 10:06 [#01707597]
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lol. welcome to real life. Alot of the earths residents are
like that.

:D


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2005-08-27 10:09 [#01707600]
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Try to convince them into joining your group suicide?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-27 10:09 [#01707601]
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I'd pay 1.000.000 € to pass a day with you.

:D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-27 10:11 [#01707602]
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Well all you would need is airfare here, money for a hotel
and if you are 21 then money to drink. Our laws require
people to be 21 to drink.

Actually you might be screwed on that one. hmmm


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-27 10:16 [#01707603]
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Really? Haw Haw, Im too good for this world


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-27 10:16 [#01707606]
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Ah, i didn't know that, here in Italy if you are 18 is
allowed to drink.



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-27 10:18 [#01707608]
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Really? i thought it was younger. hmm


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-27 10:20 [#01707610]
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Yup, it means between less of a year... :P


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-08-27 11:00 [#01707652]
Points: 654 Status: Regular



if you're 18 in mexico you can drink/buy some beer, go to
clubs...

that's why SO MANY "gringos" flee to Tijuana (Mexico) in
order to get all drunk, pay for some whores, and get real
drunk..

gringos = united states citizen

tijuana = click here

by the way... i'm going to tijuana today .. xD


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-27 11:34 [#01707682]
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Well I'm sure they would be sad to know you thought them
stupid as they're up there having a fun time while you sit
miserable and self-pitying by yourself.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-27 12:08 [#01707705]
Points: 2638 Status: Regular | Followup to rasec: #01707652



gringos are white people in general. it's the spanish
corruption of the the two words "green go". It derived in
Colombia when the American soldiers; dressed in
green; came. Ofcourse we wanted them to leave so that
is where the go in "gringo" comes from. Oh and if you
don't already know:

Soy Colombiano, Sangre latina corre por mis venas y mi
corazon va al ritmo de la salsa colombiana. To be a bit more
modern lets say raeggatton


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-27 12:49 [#01707741]
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Bah, im not miserable as long as I have the internet, and a
fresh pair of socks

http://bustywebshots.blogspot.com/


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2005-08-27 12:53 [#01707746]
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don't worry man, if we can get you to be a moderator you too
can have all the chicks, just like the other moderators on
here.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-27 13:00 [#01707751]
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you cant have fresh socks with the amount of wanking you do


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-27 13:01 [#01707752]
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unless you just have A wanking sock


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-27 14:13 [#01707782]
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i have no advice other than to experiment with your
approach, get crazy, see what works, and just as
importantly, what does not.


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-08-27 14:24 [#01707789]
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that's in colombia... i don't call white people in general
"gringo"... at least not in mexico, no sir...


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-27 14:33 [#01707793]
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neither do we, I mean there are plenty of white colombians,
i should've explained myself more thoroughly, white
foreigners are gringos.

and WHAT!? was wrong with my spanish LAZY_TITLE


 

offline OK on 2005-08-27 16:36 [#01707824]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



I've found that pickup lines do work. like you say whatever
line but not with a 'hoy'you doin'' joey face but with an
expression that's not disgusting or pedntic. so then women
laugh. and since you got her laughing you can start talking
about whatever.

I can only do that when I'm piss drunk anyway


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-27 16:37 [#01707825]
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You mean, say them in a self-depracating 'I know this is a
corny pick-up line' way ?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-27 19:17 [#01707865]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i think it's great that while you guys still rip into monoid
and stuff you still post advice for him even tho you
complain and cry and moan about his tpoics... you guys LOVE
him, and i love everyone! well 99% of you anyway.

<3



 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-08-27 21:41 [#01707884]
Points: 492 Status: Lurker



Ah yes, the necessary structural possiblity for the
condition of phonic signs as signifying forms is that they
carry the force of rupture from any conceivable context, and
thus can be cut off from any source of self-present meaning,
blah blah blah, stroking chin.

Try, 'lower your knickers and I'll lower your standards'


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-08-27 21:42 [#01707885]
Points: 492 Status: Lurker



'Can I smash your pie in?'


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-28 04:10 [#01707941]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



How is it that women can tell you want them no matter how
much you conceal it? I am convinced that if I'm looking at a
girl's ass when her face is turned away (naturally) she
knows I'm looking at her butt. All the cute check out girls
at the supermarket look at me like a sexual predetor. Of
course I want to fuck them, but I thought I was real good at
keeping it a secret. Guess not.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-28 16:24 [#01708475]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



no see the thing is when they turn around they are showing
you their ass on purpose yo they know what they got you just
gotta know when they expect ya to look and when they don't
so they wonder why you ain't checkin 'em out and are all up
on your nuts idk how to expalin it, it's hard. i have
noticed tho that it's harder to get sex the longer it's been
since you had sex, but once you have sex if you can folow up
on that ass, word starts to spread between grrlz that, oh
this guys gotta grrl he must be know how to lay it down
properly.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-08-29 02:06 [#01708725]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to oscillik: #01707746



yeah! man, it sure is hard to handle all these chicks..


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-29 06:42 [#01708945]
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ha ha *pointing*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-29 06:44 [#01708950]
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I usually just rape 'em.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-08-29 06:48 [#01708957]
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Monoid, get drunk, run to the nearest club, find the nearest
group of woman and talk bullshit for a while untill someone
makes a move...if all fails just have a wank in public


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-29 06:50 [#01708960]
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I then kill them...


 


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