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my trip to Oahu
 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:00 [#01706650]
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I went on a trip somewhere outside the New England area,
which was a first for me.

I recommend going north if any of you ever decide to take a
trip to the second largest island in Hawaii known as Oahu,
it is much better than going west, or south. East is OK.
Also, do not plan your trip towards the end of August
because that's when the American Legion annually visits and
takes up every single hotel room on the island forcing you
to spend the night dodging wandering crazy people in random
parks.

Ewa Beach is a ghetto/third-world trash bin; not everything
labeled "beach" is actually a beach (tip #34.)

Take the bus to the northern shore, do not rent bicycles and
try to peddle up numerous volcanoes for 6 hours eventually
giving up and having to separate from your friends in order
to get back.

98% of the population is Japanese tourists.

Sunset Beach is actually a beach and it is the coolest one
I've ever seen, or imagined. Ten-foot surf is very fun.
Spraining your ankle as a result is worth it.


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:03 [#01706651]
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Japanese tourists are prolific vacationers


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:08 [#01706653]
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more mocking or asian culture


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:09 [#01706654]
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*of

a neat tree


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:17 [#01706655]
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apparently this is where Barbara Walters takes a dump

haha ohhhhhhhhhh

(the above joke has something to do with Family Guy, I don't
remember what it was but it was funny at the time in a
cliched sort of way)


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:21 [#01706660]
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this is me being wacky


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:23 [#01706661]
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here's a picture of us on the good beach courtesy of a tipsy
lady who found my shoe mounted camera funny.


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-25 19:27 [#01706664]
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waikiki is way too over populated, I couldn't get a picture
of the city without a stream of nitwits walking in front of
my camera, although now I guess it looks more artsy because
it has blurry motion stuff.


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-25 19:44 [#01706673]
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ah, cool...


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 02:27 [#01706759]
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oh man that first picture is my perfect vision of zion!

that tree is crazier than a mother fuckin' nigga straight
outta compton!

that last pic on the beach looks just like heaven!

why do i want to move to london!? i should move to santa
cruz! fuck. whateva. i prolly wont move anywhere except
into a nevada state adult mental health program.


 


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