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offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:21 [#01706460]
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I want to fuck Jesus in the asshole
i can't help it, he's just so goddamn special
what a guy
I tell no lie, I'd fuck 'im
my cocksnot
wants what Jesus gots
sweet release inside the son of man
goddamn!
it would be heaven
and if i can
I want to fuck Jesus in the asshole
i can't help it, he's just so goddamn special
what a guy
I tell no lie, I'd fuck 'im
my cocksnot
wants what Jesus gots
sweet release inside the son of man
goddamn!
it would be heaven
and if i can

(repeat ad infinitum)

Hail Satan!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-25 14:24 [#01706464]
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SCANDALOUS !


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-25 14:25 [#01706465]
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You are crazy.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:26 [#01706467]
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it's pretty goddamn scandalous, i know. (blushes)


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-25 14:27 [#01706468]
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the crazeeeeyist


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-25 14:32 [#01706471]
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quit it, yer makin' buddha jealous.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:37 [#01706472]
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emaciated or thick, i likes em all, give it to me raw!!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-25 14:43 [#01706475]
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maybe you'd like a root beer flavored dum dum?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:46 [#01706476]
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as long as you stick in Jesus' ass, then bless it
plaidzebra.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 14:50 [#01706479]
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omg! what is happening in this thread?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:50 [#01706480]
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Jesus is goddamn fucking awesome is waht


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 14:52 [#01706481]
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he's hot?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-25 14:52 [#01706482]
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What a fucking thread


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 14:55 [#01706483]
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he's even hotter than satan, and that is saying quite a bit

Hail Satan! - er i mean, JESUS!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-25 14:56 [#01706484]
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Your gonna go to hell!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 14:58 [#01706486]
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what?



 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 15:01 [#01706488]
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correction: I'm gonna CHILL in hell, and dream of the one
who turned me down, JESUS


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-25 15:07 [#01706497]
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Have you no conscience? Were you ever given righteous values
as a child?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 15:08 [#01706498]
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Hail Jesus! - er i mean, SATAN!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-25 15:08 [#01706499]
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that's it, you're off to principal phobiazero's office.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 15:10 [#01706500]
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a;lkdjfaklsdjfjbnjbnjnbjnjnnnlnlnlblblblblblbbllSATAN!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-25 15:13 [#01706504]
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I think he should be exorcised, its off to the XLT chapel
(not office plaidz)


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-25 15:14 [#01706506]
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bring me to Jesus!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 15:16 [#01706507]
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haha..


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-25 15:38 [#01706538]
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omg my feet smell. like jesus probably did.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 15:41 [#01706544]
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smelling your feet?


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-25 15:43 [#01706546]
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jesus smelt my feet and i was forgiven for all my sins.

really! ask him!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 15:56 [#01706557]
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having smelly feet and ask him for to be forgiven for all
your sins? than he must love you.


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-25 15:58 [#01706558]
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jesus loves EVERYONE. duh.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-25 16:01 [#01706560]
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what is he; a hippie?



 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-25 16:03 [#01706563]
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i think so, something crazy like that. i don't know really,
i'm just making this foot smelling stuff up.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-25 17:07 [#01706585]
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There are many other gods to pick on.


 

offline miss_croyles on 2005-08-25 17:24 [#01706603]
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wow you quoted some lyrics


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 01:51 [#01706739]
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i don't believe in jesus. or satan. or god. i believe
that i don't have to believe in anyone or anything to be
able to live with peace love and harmony. weeee!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-26 02:53 [#01706768]
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weeeeee


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 03:42 [#01706808]
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no, it's "weeee!"

see, with four e's and an exclamation point.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-26 14:47 [#01707237]
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assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups
actually i wrote those lyrics, you don't believe me you
could do a search, you won't find them on the net

"weeee!" <----


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-26 15:29 [#01707248]
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i screwed it, goddam, apologeeees !


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 15:32 [#01707250]
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i quite like it


 

offline mestizo from madriz on 2005-08-26 19:33 [#01707348]
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have you heard that one track by the soft pink truth ? it's
a cover of angry somoans i think .....

something about him being a cocksucking jew , and all this
other crazyness ....

great fucking song by the way ..... oh and your lyrics are
cool too ..

--------------> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <



 

offline ymenard on 2005-08-26 21:07 [#01707379]
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Jebus!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 21:39 [#01707380]
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it's all good, i gots nothin but <3 for ya!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-26 22:49 [#01707390]
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I dare you to say the same mantra, but replace Jesus with
Mohammed or Buddha


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-27 04:57 [#01707453]
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who'd have thought of writing lyrics saying you want to
engage in anal sex with the Christian Messiah.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-08-27 04:58 [#01707454]
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Crocomire our #1 fanatical atheist


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-08-27 04:59 [#01707455]
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fundamentalist atheist id say


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-27 11:17 [#01707666]
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non-religous extremist?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-27 14:11 [#01707781]
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i want to fuck mohammed in the ass
smoke some grass and pass gass
all at the same time
all of a sudden explode the entire universe!!!!
then i'd go to heaven
where buddha no doubt is chillin'
and dick shank his anal blossom
it would be so fucking awesome\\

i can't type anymore... too full of shit


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-27 18:38 [#01707856]
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short simple sweet


 


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