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WELL? |
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Shit - 'cos I was in work! But now it's the weekend ! ! |
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No shit? Got any big plans this weekend? |
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it's not over yet, but the weekend is approaching fast. about 30 more minutes to go until i'm free. |
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I got out of bed at 3pm. I've been working on me webby ever since. I havent had 5 minutes of non music since i woke up. |
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shit, i'm jealous! If i play my music at work, the fire me instantly... at least they threatened to do that the first time i did it |
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I cant listen to music at school. Tis the holidays and i have loads of coursework to do. Which, of course, i have no motivation to do. Oh well. Anyway, whats wrong with some headphones on while you quietly, and i may add, efficantly work away? |
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I never work efficiently, because i am against it. And with headphones on i can't hear what the other backstabbers at work say about me... * Work is war here, survival of the fittest, if you will... But i will prevail, the breed of the whitehead is a good one... * - Ahhh shit... who am i kidding... it's just not allowed - |
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Hmm..... Oh well, tell your boss that they arent headphones, but they are experimental treatment for your brain rot condition, and if you take them off, huge slabs of ear wax will fall out, engulfing the entire office, and killing him and raping his family. |
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maybe if i just say he's a jerk, and still do it? Would that be okay too? |
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Today I went to work with a magnificent hangover, which I combated with Ribena and 'Taking Control' very loud on my headphones. I read most of 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas', leafed through the paper then read 'The Dead Zone' on my computer. I told my collegue to go fuck himself and had a couple of beers in the pub, then ate some chips. I wound the afternoon up by falling asleep at my desk, having a wank in the toilets then shouting at Chinese students at the bus station. |
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Hmmm..... have you ever considered teleconetic music wonderings? Basically, get a trust worthy (and telepathic) work collegue to emit your favourite tunes into your head. Splendid idea that. (Note, MY splendid idea) |
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hmmmmm |
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Bit of class. |
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Do i need gear for that? It's all in my mind anyway, it's how to get it out of there that puzzles me |
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For some bizarre reason, I am the only person in my building (1000 people) who has special permission from my superiors to use my discman. I ain't complaning, but it's kinda weird. |
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FRIDAY!!! which plays a big part of a working week, i'm trying my damndest to make it SUNDAY! to SUNDAY! but until then FRIDAY!! is FRIDAY!! |
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well, it's Saturday now innit, but well |
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hmmm, i smell something a foot. Perhaps, if you dont have them in, you might get in a worser mood. |
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Mine was pretty good, it was boring, but in school, I had amnesiac (radiohead) and come to daddy, so i just listened and slept. This weekend, I'ma play some music with my friends and make subs. Also, I might buy analogue bubblebath 3 from a guy for 6 pounds, vinyl, heh, maybe do something else, I dont know...hum de dum |
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You are so lucky... I wish i had people who gave me these extra perks! I'd be much more productive... 'how 'bout some more 'o' that money, chief?' |
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I'm bad though, I really have stopped working at all. I do about 2% of what I could. I just read e-books, listen to tunes, jack off... |
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My weekend will consist in such weekend activities as ending the week and listening to plone and automatically getting into cambridge university because of it. |
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That's pretty productive in my book... but what do your superiors expect you to do? |
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Well, that's another thing, I can work 300 times faster than my collegues, so I do sod all work and they think I'm quick, if I went at my actual pace they'd wig out...and I would probably be fired |
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it's a good thing i'm devastatingly sexy, otherwise our female chief would fire me in the wink of an eye... In exchange i have to sit on her lap, everyday for 5 minutes... |
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Goddamn.... :o. Directors in work are starting to hate me now though, after 4 years I have long hair again, they don't like it.... |
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it rocked, and it is still rocking |
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I used to dye my hair black and red, and wear it in a spikey look... they despised me! heheheh But now the dye has killed my hair and it's falling out... But hey, at work now finally everyone smiles when i walk by |
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haha, i have long hair too. But the teachers like it. My english teacher says it reminds her of the beatles. Dont know why. IT IS NOT A MOP. |
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People with long hair scare me they usually have something to hide under there |
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Working in an office can be so funny man, if 90% of the people there are idiots (like with me), then you gotta wind em up... I like to glaze my eyes over, slack my jaw and drool a bit, make em nervous |
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Hmmm |
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at work i'm the only one that doesn't come to work in a three piece suit... And when potential clients show up, i sit next to them and eat my lunch without chewing... It's quite funny, except for the fact that it gives me indigestion... |
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Just like that |
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Fuck, I alternate what I wear to work all the time, used to be Carcass t-shirts, then a suit, then shirt/tie summer look, now and again a home made Aphex shirt with 'Drukqs' on the back |
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I remember when i was on work experience. No, i forget now. |
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Usually i go to work naked just to be puryfied |
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I always fake a speach impediment to new clients. A stutter or a lisp. Just for fun Next time you are walking down the street say "hello" to a stranger then pull a funny face. It is so much fun. When you see an old lady start a loud conversation within earshot of her about killing a man in cold blood. |
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unproductive. |
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but what am i? |
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YOU ARE NOTHING, SOLDIER! |
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That's probably the biggest compliment i'll ever get |
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SHUT UP MAGGOT! I've been watching my war films. Or as my mate calls them, war porn. |
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I woke up in the afternoon, and have been eating and napping and listening to music ever since. I'm such a spoiled brat. |
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scary |
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I got a new haircut today, and it looks sheit.....damn ! |
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My favourite hobby, for YEARS, was when walking past an old woman, throw a punch at her head, missing her by about a foot Damn I used to be nasty, but I was on acid a lot |
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Can it type on the keyboard and give out a useful nugget of information to us? |
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was??? i guess the day is in its middle for most americans its over here nice friday i went to the cinema to see "monsters" with my girlfriend...the disney movie... well it was funny |
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