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offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 06:07 [#01693710]
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heres your chance to write poetry like a 14 year old female
blogger. I'll start it off:

The exquisite darkness of my soul
the blackest plum of decaying love
i just cant seem to let go of him
my skin, oh how i hate my delicate skin
i will cut the impentrable skin
i will cut my skin like bullets in time and sadness.



 

offline patman from Liverpool, England on 2005-08-13 06:10 [#01693712]
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The exquisite gayness of my soul
the rawest ass of homo love
i just cant seem to let go of cocks
my ass, oh how i hate my delicate ass,
i will wank the impentrable bellend
i will bare my butt like bullets in aids and fagness.



 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 06:14 [#01693716]
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that was beautiful


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 06:16 [#01693717]
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I often shiver at night
The thought of being alone,
In the dark...
I like to smile, but then,
It hurts sometimes, my thoughts
In you, you see. Just
Like that you are.
Hear me.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-13 06:25 [#01693723]
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older man of love
what is with time
stealing the innocence of my soul
as my skirt grows short
the men,
they are looking.
incoherant, beast.
lazy finger creeping up my burning thigh
who
now
again.
older man of love,
treat my aching soul like a tethered dove.

man that was crap, i cant believe my head produced that. i
feel dirty. what the fuck does a 14 year old blogger female
sound like anyway!?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 06:26 [#01693724]
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like that


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-13 06:26 [#01693725]
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the real deal


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 06:26 [#01693726]
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hahah i think you are 'older man of love'


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 06:30 [#01693729]
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our society is a bit shitty really cos if you ever wrote any
poetry it would just come across as cliché and the only way
you could ever get recognised is if you were famous. it's a
bit like music really. people will give aphex a chance but
with some other amateur artists people may listen to 10
seconds of a track and go, "nahhh"

but that's all obvious anyway. ignore me


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-08-13 06:31 [#01693730]
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From a mile away you make me shiver
When we sleep together
our hearts talk.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 06:41 [#01693734]
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if u dont know how to write like a 14 year old girl, think
nine inch nail lyrics with fancier adjectives.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-13 06:55 [#01693746]
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I saw your face in a crowded place,
and I don't know what to do,
'cause I'll never be with you.

oh no, that's james blunt...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 07:40 [#01693773]
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lol!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-13 07:43 [#01693776]
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everyone has boundaries.
some of you think its hilarious
to hurt other's feelings.
you forget that you
yourself have feelings,
and that what goes around
comes around.

i dont care
if YOU think
its funny,
its MY FACE,
and I DONT.

this is why
xltronic
will ALWAYS suck.

ALLLLLWAAAAYYYYSSSSSS.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 07:45 [#01693780]
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"its MY FACE,"

troflmaos!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 07:50 [#01693787]
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this is why
xltronic
will ALWAYS suck.

ALLLLLWAAAAYYYYSSSSSS.


yes. why yes, indeed.



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-13 08:15 [#01693809]
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I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-13 08:18 [#01693811]
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14 years old
my soul already sold
where am i
what do do
I'll love you.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-13 08:20 [#01693814]
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what do do lol


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 08:23 [#01693816]
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ode to my poo


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 08:24 [#01693817]
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there was an old woman in ninety-two
parlez vous
there was an old woman in ninety-two
parlez vous
there was an old woman in ninety-two
did a fart and off it flew
inkey pinkey parlez vous-oo-oo


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 08:25 [#01693818]
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no, wait. that's a 10 year old schoolboy.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 08:32 [#01693829]
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lol!!

great thread.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 08:41 [#01693841]
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yeah but did ya save it?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-13 08:53 [#01693852]
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i sure did

fav+


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-13 08:53 [#01693853]
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haha..i'm a great 14 year old school girl :)


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-13 08:58 [#01693858]
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i am the science thought or mis concieved illness of our
age
living in a circle breathing a bitch of cool.
the rain flies in a circle,

of my thought to you i see that we dispise
the lives and conceptual reasoning
and thoughts of the needle's eye.


 

offline patman from Liverpool, England on 2005-08-13 09:11 [#01693875]
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Here's a poem I saw written on a toilet door by some rascist
guy (presumably):

Nig Nog Gollywog,
Give a black a slap,
This white man
IS FIGHTING BACK!

(To the tune of Knick Knack paddy whack I think.)



 

offline OK on 2005-08-13 09:12 [#01693877]
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Like the thought of you ripping trough my soul
a sharpened knife on new death meath
why? why won't tears stop droppin?
If I knew always that you couldn't be mine.

wtf i suck.,

it's ok


 

offline staz on 2005-08-13 09:12 [#01693878]
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I POUR MENSTRUATION
INTO THE CUP
FIRST BLOOD
ROCKY I


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:14 [#01693881]
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i dont like jerks
because they give me smirks
they make me cry
and wonder why
i am such a cool guy.
hi


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-13 09:20 [#01693890]
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You're not even trying. And your deliberate not-trying is
not funny.

Bastard.


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 09:20 [#01693891]
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*lies on front on bed with diary, tapping side of mouth with
pencil*

in darkness i dwell
with devils at my wounds
wishing you would see
and touch my cold soul
and yet we are all angels
with only one wing
and we much embrace one another
if we are to fly

(c) the junior mawkish tripe club
(c) whoever elses words got knicked


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:21 [#01693893]
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Shit!


 

offline patman from Liverpool, England on 2005-08-13 09:22 [#01693896]
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Fucking gangsta shit,
suck my gangsta dick,
9 milli in one hand, the whole fuckin' game in the other,
laugh like the time I raped your mother,
niggas gon' soft,
they game is weak,
bust deez bitches in my sleep,
niggas be fuckin' men,
homos put they cock in dem,
they eat ass like candy,
dudes get they randy,
rimmin butts,
male sluts,
whoop de whoop nigga what?



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:24 [#01693897]
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The first time I entered the clover
I was wearing a pink hoodie that reminded me of beastly from
care bears.
He was cool but I wanted to do his cousin chick who always
screams at him.
Come to think of it, she would do me.
Ah well, I quickly move on to riding my bicycle into the
aqueduct but it possed off some Romans and they give me some
rocket candies so i mashed em up into powder and sniffed the
fucks and then i went in the woods and ACTUALLY got in a
fight with a coyote. I kicked it in the neck and it spat
blood at me as if it was its special mood. SO im dodging
blood projectiles when I find a giant plank of wood that i
use to deflect the blood spit missles and they riccochet off
and are sent back towards the coyote who is now a giraffe by
this point of time.

Man that giraffe is fucked because Im just wicked.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 09:24 [#01693898]
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um, i'm 14 and i'm a grrl
i drink one beer then i'm fucked up
i let this guy finger me once
but it hurt too much so i made him stop
i go shoppnig at the mall
my mom gives me rides it's so embarassing
i ate too much mickey d's
so i went in the bathroom to throw up
i love watching reality tv
most of the time i'm doing homework tho
i really hate babysitting
i snuck out last night and stole my moms car



 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:26 [#01693901]
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Let me tell you a special move.
Its called ninja shockwave and it makes you groove.
Lift your foot over your face.
Then rotate while staying in place.
When you're done just tap your bum.
By that time I will have fucked your mom.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 09:27 [#01693902]
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the sad part is he really was trying and now you just gone
and totally smashed his self esteem...


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:27 [#01693903]
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GODNICKFRUCK8INGBROKMEUPWITHMEIWASDOMADSOIATE,OTSOFBENANDJE
RRYSUNTILIPUKEDTHENISTARTEDLICKINGCUCUMBERSBECAUSEHTYEYREHU
IGHINVENOMWHOINCIDENTALLYISACHARACTERFROMSPIDERMANBUTIMNOTS
HEMIGHTHAVEMADEHISFIRSTAPPEARANCEBUTIBETITWASACCOMKPANIEDBY
OH MY UREWHEN MUCHFANFARTEBECAUSEHEISGUD


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 09:28 [#01693904]
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Rubbish.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:31 [#01693909]
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pshaw. you're just 'ulitrut.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-13 09:33 [#01693910]
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i think you mispelled whatever it was you were trying to
spell


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-13 09:33 [#01693911]
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That was even worse. You're not even making an effort now.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:36 [#01693914]
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I'm really trying guys. I need tips


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-13 09:38 [#01693917]
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When I think of daffodils and dragons
spiders and the moon,
I put on my best skirt,
and reach for the broom.
The shaft is very long,
and bristles very thick,
it really is quite usefull,
when theres no access to dick.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-13 09:43 [#01693924]
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i can't help looking at you
what should i do ?
i should be so lucky in love
oh, i'd love to feel you above
if my dreams come true
i will surely be with you !

8---------------------------------->

you meant 14 or 12 ?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-08-13 09:45 [#01693927]
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he loves him some pomes


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-13 09:45 [#01693928]
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is anyone here a real 14 year old female blogger?? if so,
wanna hang out??? i got a car and can buy beer. holllaaaaaa


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-08-13 18:37 [#01694230]
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i'm 15 male


 


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