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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-10 08:49 [#01690116]
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just to cut down on the tax you pay?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-08-10 08:50 [#01690117]
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Depends how much tax I owe, and whether he's a considerate
lover.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 08:51 [#01690118]
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NO !

*barfs*


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-08-10 08:52 [#01690120]
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LOL


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-10 08:58 [#01690123]
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Im not gay


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-08-10 08:59 [#01690125]
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That just crazy... like a fox!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-10 09:05 [#01690130]
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you mean, do i regret doing it?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-10 09:06 [#01690131]
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why not,might look into it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-10 09:40 [#01690177]
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I hate the way that everryone else in the worrld is paying a
smallerr % of tax than me when I can't afforrd to pay forr
jack shit.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-08-10 09:42 [#01690181]
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haha you barfed


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 09:47 [#01690186]
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i dont wanna clean it up. it looks yucky


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-10 09:51 [#01690188]
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BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSSSSSS

I AM SHURRRRRRE

TOOOTALLLYYYY


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-10 09:53 [#01690192]
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if it was a secret and it got me out of paying a huge amount
of money then maybe as i don't believe in marriage anyways
so it wouldnt really mean much to me


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 09:55 [#01690195]
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secret? You would go to bed at night with a man! omg ....

omg.....

*barfs*


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 09:55 [#01690196]
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I would marry a guy if he had a removable penis, and had
tits, and was actually an attractive woman.

So the answer's no then...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 09:55 [#01690197]
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Technically this woman of yours still has a removable
penis...

:D


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-08-10 09:56 [#01690198]
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well no. i wouldnt live with him / see him / speak with him


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-10 09:56 [#01690199]
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The Related stories seem much morre interresting.

Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows
Inside the mind of the gay sheep
Could you be descended from a Shagger?




 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 09:57 [#01690200]
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Yes it's called a "strap-on" I think, not that I'm into that
at all. I'm scared incase I try it, that I might love it!
ahem... anyway


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 10:16 [#01690235]
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wait you could use the strap on. you could wear it so the
"penis" extrudes from your rear so you push in you fuck a
girl with your regular member and when you pull out of that
girl you are forcing the fake penis in another girl!!

Can you picture that? So weather you are going in and or out
you are penetrating a girl!

gosh i am good!

Not thatd i'd do it because i wouldnt want a penis shaped
object by my naked rear.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 10:20 [#01690239]
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It would be much easier to wear it on your dome, a la "coal
miner" styleee. And when you are pounding away at your other
half's wet vagina, you could headfuck her female friend with
your quite literally "dick head" !!!!



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-08-10 10:25 [#01690249]
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I'd marry Morrissey or Bill Gates or a resurrected
Montgomery Clift, sure, yeah.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-10 10:27 [#01690253]
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:D!!

Never thought of that! Splendid idea!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-10 10:28 [#01690256]
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He was that homo cowboy actor who pumped Liz Taylor right?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-08-10 10:52 [#01690281]
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Tranny discount


 

offline nacmat on 2005-08-10 11:13 [#01690313]
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I am trying to buy a house, so I would do anything that
makes it cheaper


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2005-08-10 11:14 [#01690314]
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yes, and only for the tax breaks....... I swear.......
really......


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-11 03:30 [#01691327]
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omg you didn't barf!

that is a good idea tho... i'm gonna try it!


 

offline uzim on 2005-08-11 03:35 [#01691330]
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i wouldn't marry anyone, man, woman, dog or whatever, but -
woo hoo, i got back from holidays and the eyes are gone!!
= D


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-11 03:50 [#01691348]
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what kind of question is this? I've never even hugged my own
father!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-11 04:50 [#01691429]
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That avatar is trippy-good.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-11 09:03 [#01691689]
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yeah, that and plus it says doom, in like a gothic/old
english style at that too as well also!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-08-11 09:34 [#01691740]
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i don't believe in marriage. but.. maybe if i was an old
geezer and had nothing else.. then .. maybe i would.


 


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