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anyone know any real life jews?
 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-08 18:47 [#01688534]
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after some careful thought ive realized that my only
exposure to jews is from the endless hollywood world war II
comedies ive seen throughout my life. does anyone know any
real life jews in person? if so what are your general
thoughts about them?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-08-08 18:49 [#01688536]
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I do, two fat little annoying girls that suck at everything


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-08 18:49 [#01688537]
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Ive met a couple.

My thoughts is that they are just like you and me


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-08-08 18:52 [#01688541]
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ok let's start some stupid generalizations. i've met many
jews (where do you guys live???) and the only thing i
noticed is that they don't eat pork.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-08-08 18:53 [#01688543]
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damn i forgot to be stupid!


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-08 19:00 [#01688552]
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i live in san francisco ....not many jews, well atleast
compared to new york. i didnt make any generalizations.. i
dont know any to make up any opinions about them, well other
than a rumor i heard that they drink the blood of babies:)
heres another question, is a person who comes from a jewish
family but does not practice judaism still considered
jewish? does the term jewish refer to religous practices or
an actual "race" of people?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-08 19:01 [#01688553]
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I live in milwaukee, WI USA

I usually dont ask what people are. The guy i met was a
typical college kid. I may have met more but i really dont
know.

I guess theres that obvious stereotype as they are always
portrayed as zztop style beards and skull caps.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-08 19:02 [#01688554]
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religous practices i would assume.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-08-08 19:10 [#01688560]
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just remove the " and look how much meaning your question
lacks of. there are no human races, judaism is a religion,
not an ethnic group or something, so how could "jewish"
refer to something that anyway doesn't even exist?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-08 19:16 [#01688574]
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hey, i live in new york and i know lots of jews! i'm
contributing to the thread!

hey, check this out: LAZY_TITLE


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-08 19:18 [#01688575]
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ok so what ethinic group do the jewish in israel belong to?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-08-08 19:20 [#01688576]
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the record store owner, Stewart, hes on "o" street


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2005-08-08 19:21 [#01688577]
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I know this annoyin cunt from da bus stop. I think he is
Yiddish because he keeps going "When's da bus jew?"

That crap blonde singer Jew-ell, she's Jewish anaw I
reckon


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-08 19:34 [#01688590]
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come on, fess up -- the annoyin cunt at da bus stop is
really you, isn't it?


 

offline OK on 2005-08-09 00:52 [#01688862]
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yes, she didn't know shit about how to give proper blowjobs.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-09 00:57 [#01688868]
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LIES!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-09 00:59 [#01688869]
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that's what he said about you, isn't it?

yes. it is.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-09 01:02 [#01688870]
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umm... i heard they're cheap, but i think hitler said that
so idk how valid his point is considering he was responsible
for like almost exterminating the entire lot of them.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-08-09 01:43 [#01688883]
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Yes. One friend who is a veterinary, and one old
acquaintance from the university. Both are nice people but i
haven't seen the latter one in a while.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-08-09 04:40 [#01688973]
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i lived in dubai so no


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-09 04:47 [#01688978]
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Jews.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-09 04:47 [#01688980]
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Jewish mothers are repressive and break your balls.


 

offline OK on 2005-08-09 11:31 [#01689443]
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SHE


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-09 11:32 [#01689446]
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ahahhahaah! :D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-09 11:34 [#01689448]
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You no like'a da Jews?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-09 11:40 [#01689463]
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what a stupid topic.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-09 11:41 [#01689468]
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It'd be like asking "have you ever talked to a blackman"


 

offline sirmailbox from chicago area (United States) on 2005-08-09 11:47 [#01689475]
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I lived in Massachusetts for a while in an area that had
tons of Jews. There is nothing that distinguishes them
really. Actually I had a jew for a best friend for about
eight years.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-09 11:48 [#01689476]
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or "have you ever stroked your neighbour's cat?"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-09 11:49 [#01689480]
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no. i live in Darrlo


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-08-09 11:51 [#01689481]
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I've met a couple, though I don't understand what's unusual
about them. Then again, people don't always reflect the
stereotypes imposed on them based on their background.



 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-09 12:04 [#01689487]
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I have found that the Israilies that I have met to be quite
obnoxious (more so than me!). Their way of conversing can
seem very confroutational, but when you realise that just
the way they are, they are usually just as normal* as you
and I. It is easy to see how brief exposure to them can be
grating on your nerves, but it is just a cultural thing and
on the whole they are nice people.

*based on the assuption that we are "normal"


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-09 12:07 [#01689492]
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i am alergic to cats


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-09 12:14 [#01689496]
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as a fellow xltronicer i would advise you to steer clear of
them, then.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-08-09 12:17 [#01689497]
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i'm a jew. i think i win this thread.


 

offline mimi on 2005-08-09 12:18 [#01689498]
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im a palestinian, lets be frielnds


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-08-09 12:24 [#01689502]
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as jew, i can confide to the xltronic community in private
that we jews prefer purple to green (except on the first
wednesday of every month, when we prefer pink best, but
failing pink, we'd pick green over purple.) zionist
world-domination meetings take place in underground caverns
on alternating sundays and are in fact far less exciting
than what you'd imagine -- just a bunch of investment
bankers huddled in groups talking about baseball. you might
also want to know that rabbis double as expert ninjas, and
that they keep ninja stars under their hat. i'm not at
liberty to discuss anything further than that.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-08-09 12:29 [#01689504]
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:) hey cool, are you really? i was born in israel, myself,
and i have some very close palestinian friends -- mostly in
canada, tho, as it's hard to meet and befriend palestinians
in israel. we like to hang out and loudly complain about the
lack of decent humous on the continent.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-09 12:38 [#01689512]
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what %?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-09 13:22 [#01689539]
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My Dad was really good friends with a family of Jews in New
York. We'd go to bar mitzvahs and weddings. They weren't
Hasidim Jews, but close. They just didn't wear the long
robes.
It was a wonderful experience to know them ...anyway...

My high school mates back home found out my Dad was friends
with Jews and there on out for 3 years I was made fun of on
a daily basis. They bought me hanukkah cards. They would
call me Jew something all during lunch. (it was a small
school). It was endless for years. I think it destroyed my
self esteem. Ever saw the movie school ties? Well, it was
exactly like that.

ps. don't send your kids to private schools. They are full
of racist, self entitled rich little pricks with no
humility.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-08-09 13:27 [#01689542]
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Had a jewish girlfriend in the 3rd grade once but that
probably doesn't count. Anyway there's tons of jews and
caldeans where I live. Orthodox, reform and hasidic. The
chicks seem to like techno; they always dance to my tunes
while they walk about on sabbath.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-08-09 13:35 [#01689549]
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I only knew one, a short sturdy girl I knew back in the 3rd
to 6th grades. She was loud and a real tomboy, she used to
kick our collective asses at dodgeball and rugby. She was
pretty cool and she's the only Jew I can ever recall
mingling with. The only thing that really set her apart was
when she brought a Dradle or whatever they are in for
Culture Day. There's a Jewish congregation just a few blocks
away but I don't personally know anybody that goes there.


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2005-08-09 13:50 [#01689569]
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jews make some people angry..


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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-09 13:52 [#01689571]
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offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2005-08-09 14:00 [#01689582]
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I'm Jewish. Considering Judaism a race is an artifact of
German anti-semitism.


 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2005-08-09 14:01 [#01689583]
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I'm Jewish. Considering Judaism a race is an artifact of
anti-semitism.


 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2005-08-09 14:02 [#01689584]
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... I have no idea why it didn't show up the first time


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2005-08-09 14:13 [#01689590]
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but i've read several articles where rabbis are proclaiming
jews as being of a superior race, etc etc.. it came off very
nazi! haha.. pretty strange


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-09 14:16 [#01689594]
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jews are pretty smart on average.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-09 14:25 [#01689603]
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Sarah Silverman is a hot jew broad.


 


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