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i have a serious question. anyone ever date/encounter a girl who couldnt have an orgasm? ive been casually dating a girl for nearly 4 weeks now i have no real complaints. we get along nicely, not a whole lot in common but the conversation makes up for it nicely. were both very physically attracted to each other and the sex is generally pretty good with one exception....she cant have an orgasm. i guess this would slightly damage my pride if it werent for the fact that she has NEVER had one. not with oral, not while masturbating, not with a toy...she simply has never had one and doesnt believe she ever will.... shes never been abused in her life and shes been in various serious long term relationships so it leads me to believe that it isnt psychological. anyways ever since ive become aware of this i have to admit that its a major turn off.... am i a shallow piece of shit for even letting this become an issue?? |
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".... am i a shallow piece of shit for even letting this become an issue??" yes.. AND no. if she doesn't miss it, there is no problem for her. but it also means you can't help her towards the garden of delight, which is sad. basically, you're fucked.. AND you're not. |
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i know a girl like that... she's never had one in her whole life... and most girls only get off from sex like 20% of the time until they're like... 40 or something. i've only gotten off from sex like 5 times in my whole life. |
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i know a few girls who've never had one, dont see why u should see it as a bad thing just look at is a challenge! as the saying goes EASY COME EASY GO |
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Have you tried direct clitoral stimulation?!!!! |
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HAVE YOU CROWDED THE G SPOT WITH YOUR MANHOOD? |
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i so want to put that in the funniest posts thread, i so should have paid my ten dolla |
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Your amusing avatar of a lat lasses face makes me want to take seriously the problem of your small penis and bad sex skills being the woman's problem of not achieving orgasmis. |
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oh and by the way so it leads me to believe that it isnt psychological. bad deduction dude. an |
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slap her with your dong. just for the hell of it. |
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dude, if I switch avatars, I lose > 12kb capabilites =(((((((((((((((((((((((( |
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yea ive tried everything, i even went and bought her a little vibrator and nothing. its weird because she can get off, like she goes through all the stages of arrousal it just never has an ending... i mean im well aware of how complicated the female orgasm can be, ive just never met a woman who has never even come close to hittin that spot. i cant even imagine going through life not being able to bust a nut! |
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you never mentioned if she has a problem with this. which, on it's own, is quite telling. |
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try going down on her for a realllly long time... then come back and tell us if it worked, go on, do it now! |
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put a cigarette in her labia while she practices deep throat on you? alternatively cut off your penis and punch her in the face with it. I agree with latent qrter. |
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respond to me, before I threaten j00 with teh banz0r |
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do an or if that doesnt work give up all hope |
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haha her aunt "flo" is paying her a visit for atleast 2 more days so thats out of the question |
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i need to kbnow how to have sex i know it sounds wierd but i know that the guy outs his p.e.n.i.s into the girls p.u.s.s.y but how do u position yourself like od u sit with ur legs open and he shuv it in or what i am thinking of having sex but i am nervous as i dunt no what to do ..... and also what things can i masterbate with other than my finger and if any one has any good sex stories or even made up that i could read to get ideas plz plz post and dont be scared to post plz i need the help ..... :& |
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If I was Tridenti, and spoke English so I'd understand what it meant, that'd go in the "Funniest Posts" thread. As it is, I'll just say "meng", meng. |
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fill her uterus with gangrene and sow it shut. she might then grow a penis, which you can then suck. |
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yes, sorry, hello. what seems to be the problem? you lose what if you what? |
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fill her uterus with nick-nacks and other small household objects. if she lets you, with little complaint - she really loves you. |
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I'm just pesting around. the avatar size for registered users only gets checked on avatar _upload_, meaning, if I never change the shit, I have registered user avatar privileges IM JOKING DAMNIT ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IMPORTANT breasts |
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haha this is great advice |
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fuckshit and also cock. you found the only way round the system. and also cock. |
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honestly, try making foreplay long and hell (uhhhhhhh and interesting that is). lots of tongue action. stuff some candy up her cunt maybe. |
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You will need some litter for the floor. Wood shavings, chopped straw, chopped corn husks will work. If you leave the straw too large to start with, they may find it hard to walk on. Don't use anything slippery. They are not strong enough while they are small to keep their legs from slipping in opposite directions, and they get straddle legs. Their legs go sideways and there is no cure. They can no longer walk. |
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did you know did you know that many revolutions were caused by a lack of bread?!!?!! yes take away liberties, no problem. but bread? seriously, that's the end. I guess now it's internets. |
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Put a few inches of litter on the floor, covered with an old sheet. You can get these at a thrift store for a couple of dollars. The chicks peck at whatever is at their feet, so if you don't cover the litter they will eat it and die. After about 3 days they have learnt what is feed and what is not, and you can take the sheet away, leaving the clean litter underneath. As the litter gets dirty, you can add more on top, or if you start with about a foot deep, it can be stirred very slowly each day with a rake to keep the dry litter on top. Be very slow about your movements, especially with the meat birds. They frighten very easily and are prone to heart attacks. If you want to remove the litter and replace it, again, be very, very slow about your movements. |
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NEVER LET THE FEED GET WET AT ALL. Ergot fungus grows rapidly (overnight) on wet feed, and the chickens literally drop dead. If you clean up all the wet feed, and disinfect, they should stop dying within a day or so. Don't let them eat the disinfectant either. |
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okay I'll try one last time: DOES SHE MIND NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE AN ORGASM? not YOU.. SHE. the GIRLFRIEND. the OTHER one. the one with the VA-GI-NA. |
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fucking hell, I'll be drawing diagrams next. |
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First: Do keep it simple for starters, and that's your best bet for a fun day. HAVE FUN! Don't worry about technique and don't be concerned about catching lots of big, trophy-size fish. To a young angler, a small bluegill or crappie caught with a simple hook and bobber is a major achievement. |
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YES BUT I FIXED THAT |
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