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Hi, I'm Marlowe
 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 20:08 [#01667406]
Points: 635 Status: Addict



Hi, I'm Marlowe, or Dave M Munter as some of you may know
me, primarily I like reading books, I also like alternative
music like Velevet Underground and Philip Glass, music
you've probably never heard of, I'm gay, but also
heterosexual, I hate everyone, but I want your affection. I
thank you.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 20:18 [#01667407]
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hi, I'm dog_belch. I became a moderator for god knows what
reason because shortly after, I requested my own banishment.
Low and behold, I came back again under a creepy alias and
sans the cool 'dog-belching' avatar.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 20:18 [#01667408]
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:)


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-07-18 20:20 [#01667409]
Points: 4414 Status: Lurker



HI IM GAY!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 20:21 [#01667410]
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HI ME TWO


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-18 20:24 [#01667411]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



hi


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-07-18 20:27 [#01667412]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



hello!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-18 20:29 [#01667413]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Hi marlowe. Have you read any books lately?


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-18 20:47 [#01667416]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



HI JESUS HATES IDIOTS


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 20:47 [#01667417]
Points: 635 Status: Addict | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667407



Hi, I'm Zephyr_Twin, I have made over seven and a half
thousand posts on XLT but you'd be hard pressed to remember
a single thing I ever said because I'm that dull and vapid.
I contribute by being invisible, innocuous and irrelevant. I
thank you.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-18 20:49 [#01667418]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to gay_dad: #01667417



That's a lot like me actually.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 20:51 [#01667419]
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Aww, what's the matter daddy, did I strike a nerve? I don't
know what I did to piss you off, but I suspect it has
something to do with your silly bitterness over not being a
moderator anymore. Looks like I can make you as angry as I
want to and you can't do a goddamned thing about it. Faggot.


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 20:56 [#01667420]
Points: 635 Status: Addict | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667419



There's line, it may be blurry to some, that exists between

a). being angry

and

b). pointing out that someone is boring

I'd just like you to be aware I'm over on the side of b).
and quite far away from the zone that's been designated a).


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 20:56 [#01667421]
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oh and, by the way, when you say two words that mean the
same thing in an insult, it generally makes you seem like
you're trying to hard to be intelligent.

I did appreciate your assonance, though.


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 20:58 [#01667422]
Points: 635 Status: Addict | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667421



oh and, by the way, when you say two words that mean the
same thing in an insult, it generally makes you seem like
you're trying to hard to be intelligent.


... what are you gabbling about here, old boy? The old "say
two words that mean the same" insult gambit, I see I can't
pull the wool over your eyes, sharpshooter!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 21:02 [#01667424]
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don't try to cover your tracks. Put away the thesaurus you
deuschbag.

There's a line, it may be blurry to some, that exists
between

a). making an insult

and

b). pointing out that someone is a lot less clever than they
presume to be


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 21:05 [#01667426]
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though, I suppose in your very small world, the two would be
one in the same.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-18 21:07 [#01667427]
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shut up gay


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 21:08 [#01667428]
Points: 635 Status: Addict | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667424



You're the one hung hung up on words and stuff, I'm quite
comfortable having at hand a vocabulary slightly larger than
that of Barney but if it frigthens you then I'll do txt spk
4 U.

WORDS TO LEARN:
Douchebag


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-18 21:09 [#01667429]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667421



Assonance as a literary term applies to the way the words
sound, not their meanings.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-18 21:10 [#01667430]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



"hung hung" shit


 

offline mimi on 2005-07-18 21:11 [#01667431]
Points: 5721 Status: Regular



this thread had soooo much potential, stop sidetracking
everybody, zeppy


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 21:13 [#01667433]
Points: 635 Status: Addict | Followup to swift_jams: #01667430



I didn't realise that, OH NO, I'm rendered IMPOTENT!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 21:15 [#01667434]
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Thanks for correcting my spelling, I might have missed that
one at the Spelling Bee next month!!!!!!!1111

This is the point where I stop fighting back, and Fag_Father
and horsefactory begin lovingly cupping each others' balls.

have fun, twats.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-18 21:17 [#01667435]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01667434



Lol remember when we had the same amount of points?


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-18 21:18 [#01667436]
Points: 635 Status: Addict



Oh no Zephyr Twin's gone, I'll miss the way he used to
say... umm, or what he'd usually do at this point would
be... or that time he... remind me who he is again?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 21:18 [#01667437]
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You seem to be correct. I blame the school system!

Damn you Mrs. Granning and your improper explanation of
alliteration, consonance, and assonance!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-18 21:20 [#01667438]
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yes, that was a good day indeed. I wonder if it is destined
to ever occur again?

I suppose I have a lot of catching up to do.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-07-18 21:46 [#01667456]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



...marlowe is gay_dad?

:: goes back to sleep ::


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-07-18 22:24 [#01667475]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



Infidel!

Everyone knows only one Paul F. Savage exists.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-07-18 22:38 [#01667477]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



it's pretty neat to have an internet persona that's so solid
that you can be identified after your first couple of posts.


and marlowe is a..."cock" I think is the word


 

offline rotunda on 2005-07-18 22:40 [#01667478]
Points: 359 Status: Regular



gay dad was the shittest band ever


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-18 22:42 [#01667479]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



rotunda, you are uber-leet.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-07-18 23:03 [#01667509]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



the man behind the gay_dad account has a flawless use of
vocabulary. Someone give that guy a fuggin trophy .
Seriously

Even if he was insulting me i would have to keep reading
because it just sounds so elogant in my head. I LOVE IT!!!!

<3 dan!!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-07-18 23:24 [#01667517]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



My lollercoaster just collapsed.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-19 00:24 [#01667527]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular



F.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-07-19 00:31 [#01667529]
Points: 1110 Status: Lurker



hi im gay_dad, my shady uncle played a very a special
touching game with me at age 12. im a cock suckin son of
bitch because i love the taste of tuna and day old hamburger
meat. i love the axel f. theme song featured in beverly
hills cop and contrary to popular belief, my favorite movie
is not clockwork orange.


 


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