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My band has decided to get serious with music making and this means I need to hire a vocalist. After the vocalist is hired there will be only two band members; me and the vocalist. However I will say there are 7 to justify you only getting 1/7 of the cut of all album sales. I have a feeling we can sell ONE album (as all band members hired after January 2005 are required to buy one, namely you.) We'll make up for our low demand by having this album be 1000 dollars. I have an HDG in economics. I have made two quick 30 second song "sketches" to get the notes and timing right: http://zebox.com/norfzorf/ These will be perfected by us as a team later: 1)"moderatorfag"- As u can see I have an exceptional innate grasp on musical aesthetics. Sure it's sung quiet and the syllables are unenergetically pronounced and at one time my voice sounds borderline "lol" despite the whole concept being completely unfunny, and the tempo isn't constant but these problems will be fixed by you. There will be drums. You come in providing louder better quality lyrics. 2)"qrterisafagit"- I accidently recorded something before it, but that's okay because you can see an example of my additional music skillz. The real song starts exactly on the 10th second. As you can see the lame percussion sounds match "qrter" (cowbell etc). Main lyrics go EXACTLY to the timing & notes of melody: "quar ter is a fag- it quar ter is a fag quar ter is a fag it fag it fag it fag" lyrics of second melody that comes in later: "quarters a faaaaaaag quarters a faaaaaaag quarters a faaaaaaaag quarters a faaaaaaag- it" (repeat) If there is a music video it will mostly star a turtle. There is a huge niche of music making aimed at XLT inside jokes. We'll take advantage that nobody is really "inside" these jokes so just make up any old thing and sell it to those fools. When you are in my band you have to WORK. DON'T BOTHER joining if you can't accept this. We're serious; expect to put in 10 hours a day. |
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I couldn't be arsed reading all that as soon as I saw it was you who had written it, because I can guarantee I wouldn't have found it humourous nor interesting. |
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Man, I hate it when you write these massive long things because they're fucking shit. |
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It's funny, because it's unread. |
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Thanks everyone! The fact that you don't find me funny makes me even funnier to myself! |
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i read it. |
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This overwhelming negative reaction is just what I needed. God damn, I am the best on xltronic. |
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I find the ol Ian Noll vs Qrter thing to be slightly amusing. Its been going on for ages. |
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You guys gave me stagefright and I deleted moderatorfag. The world will never know of its genius. Some people just live and live and live without dying. |
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u r sexy |
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Don't...I was just being nasty for no reason...leave it up and I will listen to it shortly. |
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m W m foreva! |
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Once upong a time z there was (there was) a prezel (spelled pretsle not proetsl) shit.. oops ha hs, I accideilntly wrote shit insthisd of "this". THIS pretzel was a MAGIC pretxzel that could grand 9 wisheds to anyone who ate it. So the guy acte oit and he said I don't want any waished, thanks anyway. The guy (his name was ronrey) pooped the pretzel and then a rat ate the poop. Since the pretzel was pooop, the magci(MAGICAK) wish es were still effective only they were now REVERSE wishes. So the rat sayed "i wish for 9 corndogs" and since the wish was oopposite (reversE) he got NEGATIVE 9 corndogs. and then he said I want a mink coat but then he goa at mink pants instead. The rat kept making wisheds that fine day until the ninth wish came. he thought and thought about what he should whish cfor . so he wished for a a donkey, knowing that a mink coat was the reverse of a donkey. But he was wrong. the opposite of a donlkey is a plastic bag so the rat already spend sll his wishes. THE END. |
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IAN NOLL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! <3!!! |
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accompanying PICtu : thumbsup 2 magic pretzels starring mouse that loooks like a dong. (dog). |
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omg ! |
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You should write a novel, or at least a cycle of short stories. Existential gases batter beneath your skull`s cap. |
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At first I was crying tears of sadness, now I am crying tears of happiness. I prefer the sad ones. |
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This calls for an expedition to Planet Fag. |
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Oh hello its qrter! |
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that was incredible thread breakage |
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I AM XLTRONIC HERO |
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hahaha! |
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AINT NO QUIRTR |
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Yes, toio straight for a qrter, I see now. Did anyone get a chance to listen to "moderatorfag" it was a very very limited 5 minutes uploaded only edition starring real lyrics sunged by me. |
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!!! pachi, confess. |
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MADE IN QATAR |
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re-issue? |
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