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no, this is not a thread about poop! haha! you! I just watched the new Tim Burton rendition of charlie and the chocolate factory, and overall it was...I think "silly" is the best word to describe it. I was definately disappointed by some stuff, for example modern culture leeking into what could be timeless. It was also trying way too hard to be funny in spots. However there were parts with humor so subtle I was the only one laughing in the theatre, and heartily might I add, those were the good parts. I also noticed my heart being warmed in spots, which was weird. |
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I am looking forward to seeing it. |
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why was it necessary to remake what was a classic film? No remakes or sequels are ever going to be as good or better! just look at the films over the Summer :- Kong (remake) Charlie and the Choc Factory (Remake) War of the World (Remake) Batman Begins (Prequel) and all are gonna be/have been crap. |
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I've never seen the original, so I'll probably watch this with fresh eyes and then see the original later on and get it reversed and.. I wonder what I'll think of the original vs this... |
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oh noes!.. "silly" is mostly what i was afraid of. :( |
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I haven't seen that one. I've been meanign to watch it for a long, long time. I watched Beetlejuice last weekend and liked it. I have liked every Burton's film I've seen so far. |
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so is the "we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams" or whatever in the new flick also? |
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not all remakes and sequels are crap. I prefer the rammstein version of das model over the original... |
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Actually Charlie and the Chocolate Factory isn't technically a remake at all. |
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And Batman Begins is fucking great. |
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It's not a remake, shut up. |
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oh, is this a new movie based on the book? then I'll probably never see the other movie just because it isn't so easily available that I could just rent it... |
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yes it is a remake you ignorant swine |
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Alright then. |
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'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' A big studio film that really works. A remake that improves on the original. Hollywood is truly in fantasy land with "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," Tim Burton's wildly imaginative take on Roald Dahl's beloved children's book. This is the sort of visual feast Burton was born to make. It's a film packed with chaste delights for young children and plenty of sophisticated, cryptic edge to entertain and puzzle their parents. kitsapsun.com |
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It's not a remake, shut up. xltronic.com |
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the video might be better but Rammstein's version of the song is terrible. They ruined Kreaftwerk's cleverly crafted melody with those damn intruding guitars that they always use. On top of that I don't think Till Linderman's voice is anything particularly special. |
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tim burton wanted to do it 'right' because he hated the gene wilder version. *shrugs* |
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rammsteins version isn't a gay anthem. |
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Alright, some review from "kitsapsun.com", thanks for proving me wrong. |
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yes it is a god damn remake of the 1971 original starring Gene Wilder. |
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people say this is childish and ITS A KIDS FILM |
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The trailers made Wonka look like he spouts out a bunch of one-liner crappies. Is this true? |
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I don't even know if Tim has re-seen the original picture, he may have seen it when he was a kid, I never went back and looked at it again. Because what we were doing was not a remake of that picture, it was a stand alone of the Roald Dahl book, using what he had written, his title, and no music, in terms of one actor singing to others. Interview with Richard Zanuck (Producer of the film) |
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you know that two movies can be based on the same book without being remakes of each other right? |
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This film is not a fucking remake. |
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meh, they would say that. We'll have to agree to disagree. |
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Oh, look: Version of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) as opposed to, for instance: Remake of The Ladykillers (1955) |
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this is like when gob beldof was trying to get people to buy livesets instead of downloading them because it was "pircay." |
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No we will just all agree you are wrong and you can continue pretending you haven't been proven wrong :P |
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well its pretty damn similar to the original film |
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because they're based on the same book no doubt. |
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um, because it's based on the same book. |
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haha ok fair enough my views are obviously the minority, I'll get my coat :) *flees thread* |
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don't come back either! *shakes fist* |
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you'rre stupid. since when is everrything that kitsapsun.com says 100% corrrrect? |
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morton: no. epohs: yes. |
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dang. shit. |
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What...? Humpf... |
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Kay, the film was fun. Don't be such shitheads. |
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i liked it. parts i didn't like, but overall i liked it. |
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I liked it, alot. The Oompa Loompa's rocked my hole. I cant say that for other people, but I myself definetly dug Ol' Tim B's take on the chocolate factory. |
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*creeps in* do the oompa lumpas have green peni because the rest of their skin is green. Yum I like small gerkins. |
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Ok, so the overall reaction is positive then? |
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I am sure to detest it. I think Orlando Bloom is crap. Gene Wilder was a legend. |
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orlando bloom is in it? |
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*Johnny Depp sorry had a brain freeze there |
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Its mneh. I saw it and give it a "C-" on a scale from F to A+ BTW: The oompa loompas are mexican |
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