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Okay, everyone stop what you're doing and pick your nose RIGHT NOW and describe the booger, the experience, the ultimate fate of the booger, whether there even WAS a booger, which nostril, etc. And please, we need full, ACTUAL participation, nothing made up. My booger picking experience: First I used my thumb nail to get it out of my left nostril. It was a wall clinger (outer wall). The booger was quite dry and long, pretty much a dry long flake; nothing slimy or anything more interesting like that unfortunately this time. Measuring it now... 3/8 inches long but only 1/16 wide. First I picked it then decided to make this topic so I put the booger on my thigh so that I could use both hands to type. It was actually a little camouflaged on my thigh, which is somewhat surprising since I am a "negroid", so I thought I lost it when I later tried to find it again for measurement. But I did indeed find it. Yes, indeed.. um. yeah. Ok, now I am debating eating it or throwing it away. Eating it would be more interesting reading material... okay yeah, eating it now. It's pretty... uh dry, but it softened up a bit after being moistened with saliva. At first it was stiff but now it's very soft and maleable on my tongue. I'm keeping it on the tip of my tongue and biting it with my front teeth... It seems to be dissolving some. Well I'll just swallow the rest. *gulp* (I thought I swallowed it all but some seconds later found part that was hidden on the right side of my mouth. I swallowed it too though.) And there you have it, my booger picking AND eating experience for today. I'm sad it's over, but I might submit more later for your reading enjoyment. Now let's have this thread grow into the behemoth it deserves to be! I eagerly await.. YOUR.. booger experiences. |
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Lookas something like this. Actually this is the picture I took of it. |
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unfortunately i missed the middle section of that post, but with help from the start and end i soon got the whole picture. |
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i bet you're a member of one of those sneezing fetish websites that're featured frequently on somethingawful |
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im having my breakfast..this topic really just improves my apetite. mmm |
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Whoa! Link please! SHAAAAAA-WING! |
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well get a cold, and you'll have a nice big meal ahead of you. |
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my nose was dissapointly empty. the other day tho i picked one out my nose so big... my head felt about 2lbs lighter. |
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mine normal does that too... i think it's something to do with that boodly mess i find all over my white t-shirts! |
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Discovered booger at approximately 10.12am, used concealed surveilence to approximate size and station. Seems to be of medium mass, large amounts of gloop. At 10.15am contact was made with booger. Booger was gently asked to remove itself from premises. Booger refused. Small prodding leads to discovery booger is approximately 3 times larger than first thought. At 10.18am another prod leads to slight shifting of the brain, team pulls out, horrified. Shortly after reinforcements brought in (man-size tissues) but despite repeated bombing (blowing) suspect is clinging on for dear life. SAS (pliers) brought in and rope in the suspect. Suspect is forceably removed but reveals master plan - rope (nose hair) attached to the brain. SAS team throws caution to wind, extracts booger and nose hair. Nose hair is pulled setting off planted TNT. Explosion causes sneeze and itchy eyes, booger flicked onto collegue's desk cause she is a lazy bitch. |
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Now I am eating a teacake |
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send me one thanks |
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excellent, well done sir! shame about all those innocent green-faced sneeze-casulties though! *eyes up his monty python box set* "now where were we? ah yes, eddie baby, when you first started in the..." |
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this is absolutely disgusting. just sickening to read |
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i'm with you on that |
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not from canada are you? haha, i visited some canadian friends who were staying in SE england. and they said they were disgusted by how many people 'openly pick their nose'. |
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Nose picking is better than TV if you're stoned |
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i'd never heard of an office that required staff to partake in the act of 'stoning' before! |
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An A+ booger experience. |
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Shaa-wing! I am now a prefect! |
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A poem called 'Bringing Up My Post' . . . "A jump, a lump, a dump; ...a bump." . . . by w M w |
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spunk? |
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Pff, that's a very non-poetic word. Leave the poem writing to a professional like me. |
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Those guys in your avatar are so qrter. That's slang. |
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My baby finger bumped into something very sharp. This was a hard booger that had been nearly grafted to my skin. I had to employ the use of my fingernail to pick it out as if excavating a fossilized bone. It tasted like bran muffin. |
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giggle |
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Hooray! A wonderful contribution. Truly a beautiful experience and I am actually a little jealous. |
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I used my middle finger, into my right nostril trying to pick at a dry chunk on the inside wall of the nostril, the round of my finger loosened it a bit but it didn't pry off until the nail itself caught hold, the flake was in a triangle shape, very thin and reminded me of fish flake food. the experience left me wanting to clean out the rest of my nose I'll keep you posted as to further developments.... |
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Jesus Fucking Christ Man |
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that sounds like the name of a superhero |
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