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Yes I like his movies. Best one is "Hard to Kill", I finished to re-watch it 10 minutes ago... \/\/. |
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His early ones where OK...his new ones for the most part are 100% shit. |
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[Do you like Steven Seagal?] fuck no |
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like i like toothache |
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I cant help but love the corny action and acting when i am downing massive amounts of booze so yes |
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no |
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Hell no! (Do you like Chuck Norsis?) |
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Norris, for fuck`s sake! |
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you can't compared Mr. Norris with the real man, Mr. Seagal. Aikido is my fav martial art but unfortunately I never tried to do it. Seagal was a master in Aikido. Van Damme wouldn's any change against him... |
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Ahahah! funny enough me and my brother were ripping the piss out of him last night :) awnser:noe |
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wouldn's means wouldn't have... |
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i'm listening Rephlexions compilation anyway my actual rephlexion is that Seagal made better movies in the past, anyway I like to watch also the last. but what's happened to Mrs. Kelly LeBrock, she's vanished after Hard to Kill... she was cute. |
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Ha!, they have nothin` on Bruce Lee, the real mastah of kung-fu moan! |
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he was in a movie called, "Half Past Dead". enough said... oh wait, actually, no there's more to be said (thanks, imdb!): Tall, striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail), and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast paced Warner Bros. production _Above The Law (1988)_ . Unbeknownst to many, in 1997 Seagal publicly announced that one of his Buddhist teachers, His Holiness, Penor Rinpoche had accorded Seagal as a tulku, the reincarnation of a Buddhist Lama. This initial announcement was met with some disbelief, until Penor Rinpoche himself gave a confirmation statement on Seagal's new title. Seagal has repeatedly discussed his involvement in Buddhism and how he devotes many hours studying & meditating this ancient Eastern art. |
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he's usually impeccably dressed. usually. |
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I dont like him or his movies at all sorry woofer :D |
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there can only be one |
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chuck norris fight against bruce lee many movies ago and obvioulsy he losts... |
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he always dress Versace... very good tastes |
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what time is it? why... it's half-past... dead! |
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in the 90's one of my dream was a movie with bruce willis and steven seagal vs stallone and schwarzenegger... pure action! not a movie for ladies... |
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Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah! And floating around in ecstasy So don’t stop me now don’t stop me ’cause I’m having a good time having a good time I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I’m a racing car passing by like lady godiva I’m gonna go go go There’s no stopping me I’m burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit I’m trav’ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m havin’ a good time) Don’t stop me now (yes I’m havin’ a good time) I don’t want to stop at all I’m a rocket ship on my way to mars On a collision course I am a satellite I’m out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode |
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now question is... what i smoked tonight? harsh stuff i suppose, but i like this travel inside action movies |
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hate the guy |
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are them lyrics of a pretty song? anyway it's good.. hehe... |
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I hate him. I also hate van dam, even though blood sport was killer. "Ok, USA!" |
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I was more of a fan of the cutting edge no holds barred action sequences in the karate kid. Especially when Miagi ducks the evil teacher punch and his fist goes through the car window. Oh man. Doesn't get more brutal than that. |
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queen - don't stop me now. |
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he runs like an idiot. seriously... any time theres a scene with him running, watch his hands/arms. he holds them up and lets his hands flail around. halarious |
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he's the best :) seagal sucks |
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agree. probably aikido teach to run in that way...or not... boh |
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agreed very agreed :) (bout arms and legs) |
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mmm... i don't know that bitch full of holes |
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well dude that's not the movie actually :) |
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:) |
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:-D |
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He was still the only one of the "action" movie guys who would hold his weapon correctly. That was cool the way he would handle it. |
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Put another tally mark for me under "fuck no". |
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word! bruce is the best of the best! I use "is" 'cause none have surpassed him! seagal is funny.. never changes his facial expression, but I think that actually has something to do with aikido.. I've seen some other aikido practicioners and their face remains the same throughout... it could also be that he's trying to act like he's calm all the time because of his buddhist beliefs, but he should really cast those off when making violent movies... he is skillfull though... same as chuck norris was skillfull in karate, but none of them have the diversity, strength, skill and techniques of bruce. van damme is a pussy ever since kickboxer. |
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his films are good to laugh at, with their unbelievable plots/actions/scripts. surely's that a legitimate reason for watching them :) you wanna get some real martial arts though. watching "Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist II" recently - that was pretty amazing! and apparently the first film is ever better. |
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names for steven sigal: "the pseudokarate fag" "the ninja pussy" "the bad acting, too quite talking dumb undeservingly very rich fag" Bad guys: OH NO, HERE COMES NINJA PUSSY. Steven sigal: even though I am a pussy, sorry the script says I kill you all bad guys: *2 months later* TAKE 5 director: this time the bad guys are padded with cotton so you won't break your fist when you punch them like you did last time pussy. steven sigal: mumbles something too quiet that nobody understands, does some sort of squinty eye "I'm dangerous" look then nods and redoes the scene. Another bad actor = chris tucker |
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Oh, um the bad guys didn't say anything at that time. Yeah. good actors: paul newman, (the guy who played the creepy night vision wearing guy in silence of the lambs 1), Farty McButt Stupid and others. |
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man, im getting real disappointed in woofer's tatse in films..italians have such an excellent cinematography and he likes this crap..jav!! |
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You guys sucking Bruce Lee's cock should note that real martial artists piss on him - his films are shit and he certainly wasn't a martial artist. I heard that in one films, Seagal gives a long Anti-Oil Corporations speech - looking into camera and all so we know it is Seagal speaking and not his character. Wooferattack, will you confirm this? |
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YEah. That is the one where he helps save the inuit tribe. I don't know. These movies are fun and good to drink to, kind of like buffy the vampire slayer. I watched hard to kill the other day, and it was downright awfull. But its fun. Your allowed to enjoy it. No such thing as a guilty pleasure that doesn't involve guilt. |
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I agree, his movies are quite bad but in a sincere way - his bad movies are far better than, say, Van Damme's bad movies. |
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you clearly know nothing about bruce lee. |
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Er actually I know someone who knows a SHIT load more about the subject than you do, dickwad - naming yourself after a Kung Fu film doesn't make you an expert - the person I know has not only been intensively studying Martial Arts and Buddhism since he was a child, he has also studied in a proper Shaolin Temple in the far east, and has participated in assignments - but fuck! you're some Norwegian Bozo who thinks Bruce Lee invented it all! Go back to your Idiot Box. |
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Woah. Hostility. Maybe everybody needs to just chill out and play some games. |
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Actually, I meant to post this picture. |
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