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How can I make better jokes. Whats the secret ? Intelligence ? |
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knock knock! |
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You don't have to be funny. You ARE a joke. |
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Intelligence Intelligence |
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I lack intelligence....kinda |
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the secret is GETTING OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE.... you need to have some grasp of what people find funny in social situations. then you can model your own humor after what you observe to make others laugh, and eventually, and I'm going out on a limb here, you might have some original jokes of your own. |
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KNOCK KNOCK!! |
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go to open the door! maybe a nice girl! |
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you're going to have to start slower than that, I don't think anyone has every told a knock knock joke to monoid. |
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I dont need to leave the house. I could also watch a lot of sitcoms, but that wouldn't make me funnier |
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Huh? |
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F F S |
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no, you MUST go out instead!! |
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Yes. You must go out. Please. |
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Go Outside PLZTNX |
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i just come back from out toxik. :) |
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Why ? There are no funny people outside...they are either in my TV or they are not funny enough |
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belive me. outside you can find nice girls and funny friends. after when you will come back here you could tell to us what you done outside like VIRGINPUSHER do. :) |
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hahaha |
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post a picture of your penis. |
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What do you find funny? Personally I find laughing at shopping carts, old ladies who tut and jojkes that begin with 25 gay eskimos are in a sauna. Are the best, if you find it funny, that's all that matters. |
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25 gay eskimos are in a sauna. they died. |
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I lik tasteless humor like "Married with children" |
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Maybe you can do physical comedy, like walking oddly or running in to walls. |
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So, when you see a Al Bundy twist on things just say/type it. |
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How? |
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Giggety giggety. Words of a true player. |
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Depends on what type of funny your aiming for |
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It's all about timing |
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Sarcastic & evil humor |
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i reckon you would get banned for that |
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stop using dxm and drink alcohol at all times |
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say what you think |
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I think nothing |
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i have read some of your posts here and you seem to be toying with people on here. its pretty clever but im not going to be drawn into it. |
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that was funny |
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Im not "toying" with anyone, but i aint an uptight fuckstick either |
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I want to write my own sitcom...like seinfeld |
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Intelligence isn't necessary for better humor. Perceptiveness, maybe, and cleverness, yes. You are talking about black humor? |
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Yes. But not "Monthy Python" Humor cuz thats just not funny |
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monoid is a shared troll. well.. a troll anyway. |
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wot,montys the daddy |
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does one find this funny |
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maybe you can just be FUNNIER |
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walk out side naked |
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monoid, cxan i have your virginity |
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