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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:28 [#01650174]
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oh yah it's, like, here, you know..
They fly toward CHRISTOPHER LEE'S SHIP so they can rescue SUPREME CHANCELLOR IAN MCDIARMID.
EWAN MCGREGOR:: Oh no, the hangar has shields up!
HAYDEN shoots something next to the shield and they deactivate.
EWAN MCGREGOR: The thing that powers the shield is on the outside of the ship?
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: Yeah, it's pretty stupid. It's like a life support system being in a box on someone's chest.
They land inside the ship and TAKE SOME DROIDS TO SCHOOL.
EWAN MCGREGOR: I sure am enjoying the feeling of brotherly camaraderie between us.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the sort of thing that should have been in the last film. Oh well, at least there were scenes of me rolling around in the grass.
They make their way toward CHRISTOPHER LEE and IAN MCDIARMID, using the help of R2D2, who uses his rockets to fly again, in spite of everyone trying so hard to forget that ever happened. They find IAN.
IAN MCDIARMID: Help me! I am trapped in a comfortable chair overlooking all of the destruction I have wrought!
Suddenly, CHRISTOPHER LEE enters.
CHRISTOPHER LEE: I have been waiting a long time for a rematch. Now, you will have to face a stunt double with my face pasted on!
a good time was had by all, etc.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:34 [#01650176]
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN: You know, I love you with all the love one can love a lover with.
NATALIE PORTMAN: Wow, that almost tops your 'wish' line from the last movie. Tell me again on the balcony while I brush my hair and look vaguely hideous.
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-07-01 14:40 [#01650178]
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its better already, but lose hatden. as if hayden could carry such a role!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:50 [#01650181]
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INT. POLIS MASSA HOSPITAL ROOM
A CGI MEDICAL DROID is delivering NATALIE'S CHILDREN. Another CGI DROID talks to EWAN and JIMMY SMITS.
JIMMY SMITS: Jesus, not every scene needs some digital character in them. She's giving birth, can't we leave at least a FEW frames of the film free from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould have delivered the twins, that would be more dramatic.
DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS: More what?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 16:19 [#01650231]
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DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-01 16:32 [#01650232]
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hayden christiansen is a horrible actor. he constantly overacted throughout both movies.
Though, jake lloyd was a little deuschbag and he got picked to play young anakin, so I guess it's logical that he would grow up into a normal size dueschbag, and finally into a giant deuschbag with a helmet shaped like a bell-end.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-01 16:50 [#01650234]
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where's jar jar binks?
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