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The REAL Revenge of the Sith Script
 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:28 [#01650174]
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oh yah it's, like, here, you know..

They fly toward CHRISTOPHER LEE'S SHIP so they can rescue
SUPREME CHANCELLOR IAN MCDIARMID.


EWAN MCGREGOR::
Oh no, the hangar has shields up!

HAYDEN shoots something next to the shield and they
deactivate.


EWAN MCGREGOR:
The thing that powers the shield is
on the outside of the ship?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN:
Yeah, it's pretty stupid. It's like
a life support system being in a box
on someone's chest.

They land inside the ship and TAKE SOME DROIDS TO
SCHOOL.


EWAN MCGREGOR:
I sure am enjoying the feeling of
brotherly camaraderie between us.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN:
Yeah, it is nice. Seems like the
sort of thing that should have been
in the last film. Oh well, at least
there were scenes of me rolling
around in the grass.

They make their way toward CHRISTOPHER LEE and IAN
MCDIARMID, using the help of R2D2, who uses his rockets to
fly again, in spite of everyone trying so hard to forget
that ever happened. They find IAN.


IAN MCDIARMID:
Help me! I am trapped in a
comfortable chair overlooking all of
the destruction I have wrought!

Suddenly, CHRISTOPHER LEE enters.

CHRISTOPHER LEE:
I have been waiting a long time for
a rematch. Now, you will have to
face a stunt double with my face
pasted on!

a good time was had by all, etc.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:34 [#01650176]
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN:
You know, I love you with all the
love one can love a lover with.

NATALIE PORTMAN:
Wow, that almost tops your 'wish'
line from the last movie. Tell me
again on the balcony while I brush
my hair and look vaguely hideous.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-07-01 14:40 [#01650178]
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its better already, but lose hatden. as if hayden could
carry such a role!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-01 14:50 [#01650181]
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INT. POLIS MASSA HOSPITAL ROOM

A CGI MEDICAL DROID is delivering NATALIE'S CHILDREN.
Another CGI DROID talks to EWAN and JIMMY SMITS.


JIMMY SMITS:
Jesus, not every scene needs some
digital character in them. She's
giving birth, can't we leave at
least a FEW frames of the film free
from CGI bullshit? Hell, Ewan chould
have delivered the twins, that would
be more dramatic.

DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS:
More what?



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 16:19 [#01650231]
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DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-01 16:32 [#01650232]
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hayden christiansen is a horrible actor. he constantly
overacted throughout both movies.

Though, jake lloyd was a little deuschbag and he got picked
to play young anakin, so I guess it's logical that he would
grow up into a normal size dueschbag, and finally into a
giant deuschbag with a helmet shaped like a bell-end.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-07-01 16:50 [#01650234]
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where's jar jar binks?


 


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