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offline broken phillip on 2005-06-27 00:42 [#01644832]
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i see non english people type'n stuff out and they make
sentances make sence but sound so wrong.
i could not make a sentance like that if i tried for days.
well maybe, ima gonna have a try.
ive had a few beers and my brain is feeling a little off
kilter. so let me try..
anyone else please have a go too.

i could not string a sentance together in any other language
so im not making fun of non-english speakers/typists.
i just find it amusing to read. ok here goes.

hmm.. still thinking.. this is hard..
just try'n to think of some classic stuff like that "all
your base are belong to us" type thing. ill post this up and
think of some stuff..

anyone please make something as non-sen-cicle as you can. my
brain is in the mood for some of that.. : )


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-06-27 00:45 [#01644833]
Points: 2777 Status: Regular



Monday afternoon and you're on the beers....... life must be
good!

(sorry, can't help with anything on-topic)


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-27 00:46 [#01644834]
Points: 12920 Status: Lurker



8:46am , i'm in my workoffice and my balls are enormous


 

offline broken phillip on 2005-06-27 00:56 [#01644836]
Points: 828 Status: Lurker | Followup to darkpromenade: #01644833



lol, nar mate,, im implanted in another country at the mo.
im undercover in Las Vegas. "beer and droving" and all
that.
like the beastiality boys sing "no sheep till auckland".
its 11.51pm sunday night.

lol wooferattack.

i remember a monty python sketch.
a german tourist reading from a phrasebook.
"i will not buy this record, it is scratched"
"i will not buy this tobacco, it is scratched"

hmm still can-not get by brain into engrish mode.
i think i do need the mod-chip/implant.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2005-06-27 01:21 [#01644845]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



i dont like analord music


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-27 01:24 [#01644846]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



Here is sentence:



 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-06-27 16:49 [#01645950]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



you ares bad from brains now maybe?

flips the popsicle goes me.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-27 20:19 [#01646046]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



English is happy for people they speak english, but for
people who no speak english it brings very unhappy times.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-27 20:19 [#01646047]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



So live happy times and learn english for speaking.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-27 21:15 [#01646059]
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my happiness is being from the ramen presently I happy eat


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-27 21:21 [#01646060]
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phobiazeros sad day will being when him seeing this thread.
):

?you want I should hide from b7 attack?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-28 00:17 [#01646078]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01646060



This strings nonesence is without mean to friends is no
here. So one ways help strenghten the community very well!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-06-28 03:47 [#01646186]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



engrish rules


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-28 03:49 [#01646189]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



couldn't resist.....


Attached picture

 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-12 01:35 [#01659711]
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hahahahahaha, perfect.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-07-12 01:58 [#01659728]
Points: 7538 Status: Lurker



i like to speak the english


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:20 [#01659737]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker | Followup to broken phillip: #01644836



It was a Hungarian tourist.

"You have beautiful tights."
"Drop your panties Sir William I cannot wait till
lunchtime."
"My nipples explode with delight."



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:23 [#01659738]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



Queen and huntress chaste and fair.
Now the sun is laid to sleep,
Seated in a silver chair,
State in wanted manner keep.

Earth let not an envious shade
Dare itself to interpose.
Cynthia's shining orb was made
Heaven to cheer when day did close.

Lay the bow of pearl apart,
And the crystal-shining quiver,
Give unto the flying heart
Space to breathe how short so ever

Hesperus entreats thy light
Goddess excellently bright.
Bless us then with wished sight
Thou who makes a day of night.



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:27 [#01659739]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



Now, the nonsense:

"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)"



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:31 [#01659741]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker





"Carry me along, taddy, like youdone through the toy fair!
If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings
like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his
feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's
where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to.
Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us
then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thous
endsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a
loved a long the "



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-12 02:33 [#01659743]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to _gvarek_: #01659741



RIVERRUN, PAST EVE AND ADAM'S!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-12 02:33 [#01659744]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



i love that last "sentence" -

"A way a lone a last a loved a long the"

beautiful....


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:36 [#01659746]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



"Great boobies honeybum, my lore intestin is full of spam,
egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam..."


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:37 [#01659747]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01659744



Wow, you`ve changed avatar!

Who`s Pedro??


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-12 02:38 [#01659749]
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character from napoleon dynamite

i'll be changing my avatar back tonight i think :) just felt
like a change


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-07-12 02:41 [#01659750]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #01659749



Heh. My girlfriends friend made her a shirt that says vote
for pedro on it. Every single time she goes out, she gets 20
people who are all stoned saying "heh... vote for
pedro snicker... vote for pedro"


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-12 02:43 [#01659752]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to Taxidermist: #01659750



:D!

I wish i had one of these tshirts, y'can buy them online and
all. There's no accounting for stoned people though..
GOSH..


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-12 02:57 [#01659754]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



The BEST:

"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I
looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank
pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in
nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word
with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes
me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's
there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley,
the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they
called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of
whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy
Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off
and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement
and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the
floor."



 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-07-12 06:37 [#01659952]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



the english is no easy on the talking but in the writing is
no problem i guess im doing well on it


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-07-12 06:38 [#01659953]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



not to say that is an easy language but my problems on wrong
is some so i have to get some better english here with my
xlt mates .)


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-07-12 06:46 [#01659961]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular



sometimes i think that my filosofy of life is that felicity
is too much and so is bad because having too much is always
a side of a pendulum. because of that i think the good way
is having diversions and not all that felicity, so it will
not be too much because thats what is deserved.


 

offline broken phillip on 2012-09-08 22:38 [#02440685]
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thread is for bump when revive of your felicity in life
yesterday toaster hero.


 

offline paige__turner from Sultan City (Barbados) on 2012-09-09 06:02 [#02440696]
Points: 203 Status: Regular



anymore, it is hard to tell who indeed has difficulty
with the English language, for some are simple a
complete internet idiot, while others aren't from America so
they speak in some kind of chirping signal,


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2012-09-09 11:23 [#02440701]
Points: 884 Status: Lurker



Oh, yeah when you wan't better englich just even right to
I'net forrums and whatch your posts and whatch out your
respones. Greetz


 


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