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[film]the girl in the cafe
 

offline big from lsg on 2005-06-25 16:13 [#01643971]
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lost in translation meets amelie
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-25 16:21 [#01643972]
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it's a safe bet w doesn't give a flying fuck about helping
anyone and nothing is accomplished at the summit.

is the movie any good, big?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 16:32 [#01643977]
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Whoooa, whooooa, written by Richard Curtis, "whose
credits include the screenplays for "Four Weddings and a
Funeral" and "Notting Hill" as well as writing and directing
"Love Actually.
" - "Love, Actually" is the worst film
EVER made, where he's already crossed taste barriers when it
came to 9-11. Now, he's set a love story at the G8 summit to
give whatever weak, soul sapping "jokes" some cod political
clout. This man is seriously insane. This film will have no,
no, no relation to lost in translation save that it's got an
older bloke and a younger woman, and I will kill myself
before seeing it.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 16:36 [#01643978]
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I found my comment about Love, Actually on imdb


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-06-25 16:52 [#01643980]
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pfeew im tired and dont get your comments
it was a pretty nice flick, premiered today on american,
english and dutch television


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-25 17:20 [#01643989]
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it wasn't very good.

trying to tie in a romantic comedy with facts about all the
people dying in Africa everyday..

I never saw any chemistry between Bill Nighy and Kelly
Macdonald (the romantic leads) - I think Macdonald was
miscast, she's a good actress, she looks nice but she just
has no real appeal. she kind of comes over a bit drab.

and then she delivers her big speech about how the G8 should
really do something about this terrible thing in Africa and
ofcourse she's right, but then all the government fat cats
say "oh what a silly girl" and continue on their way.

except that suddenly, the next day they suddenly don't - yet
another thing that's very hard to swallow. why did they
suddenly change their minds? because Macdonald had an
impressive memory for statistics? because Nighy told them
that surely they weren't the kind of men they wanted to be
when they were children? I don't buy it.

the whole thing has a good message, but that doesn't make it
a good film, instead it kind of cripples it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-25 17:23 [#01643991]
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"The bit where the young chap goes to America. So he
instantly meets three gorgeous women in a bar, and they
start saying he should sleep with them but they only have
one bed and no pyjamas, and they have a sexy friend coming
over... I'm thinking what will be the clumsy joke here,
they're prostitutes? The friend will turn out to be a
transvestite? The English chap won't "rise" to the occasion?
NO, none of these things. The genius of the writing means
that THERE IS NO JOKE, the chap goes off and has sex with 4
girls and comes home with one of them. GENIUS. It's like he
said all along, American girls can't resist an English
accent. OH WONDERFUL. If I was an American woman I'd really
enjoy this playful mockery of me, no, I really would."


yeah, Dan, like you really care about all the American women
being wrongfully portrayed in an English romantic comedy.

you sound like one of those people that write in about swear
words on tv, there. :D


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 17:29 [#01643996]
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Have you seen the fucking film?


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-06-25 17:37 [#01644003]
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that she'd lost a kid or something was a bit too much, still
i liked the movie, im such a romantic


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-25 17:51 [#01644009]
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sadly, yes.

but attacking the film for being unrealistic (which to me
seems to be what you are doing in that part of your review)
is kind of missing the point of films like these - it's
supposed to be a dumb, fun film. it doesn't propose to be
very naturalistic.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 17:58 [#01644016]
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? Am I really that mad, have a
really slipped beneath the surface of reality and now only
see the world through some veneral, hallucinogenic miasma?
That film is so bad... I accept there's suspension of
belief, I lile "Friends" (yes, I've said it now), there's
flawed films, there's shit films, I accept them, but that
one is like THE DEVIL HIMSELF made a love story and wanked
in the viewer's face. It's got nothing to do with realism.
It's just the laziest, weirdest pile of shit that makes me
genuinely afraid for the human race.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-25 18:04 [#01644018]
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oh don't get me wrong, I think it's a pretty awful film.

but a comment like that would make me skip the whole of your
review - it would tell me that you do not like this genre of
film (I do think it's a genre of it's own) so I wouldn't see
it as a particular useful review, something which actually
tells me anything about the quality of this film.

it's a bit like a review about some western film starting
out with "What was up with all the cowboys and horses in
this film... sheesh!"


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 18:19 [#01644022]
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I'm not fucking making a point about fucking realism for
fuck's sake. The point of that comment is, the suspension of
belief is strung out too far and, most importantly, there's
no fucking joke at the end of it. If anything that's
realistic of "life", but I don't document the fucking months
and endless months of my increasing alcoholism and internet
bound life and sell it as a "Romantic Comedy", that's false
advertising.

None of the fucking film is "realistic", but it's not
fucking heart warming, romantic or funny either. So what is
it? A pile of shit.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-25 18:23 [#01644025]
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fucking hell!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 18:25 [#01644026]
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I'm not going to argue about this, clearly I've gone mad and
everyone else is sane. Richard Curtis has redefined the
multi-narrative romantic comedy and written some of the
finest instances of Hugh Grant saying "Bugger", and I'll not
fucking bang on about how he makes me want to destroy all
media outlets that carry his work.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-25 18:26 [#01644027]
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I just realised "4 out of 8 people found the following
comment useful"
- which isn't very conclusive.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-25 18:26 [#01644028]
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no no, keep arguing, a battle between qrter and dog_belch!
who wouldn't pay to see that?


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-06-26 04:15 [#01644164]
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so just qty and i saw this? who else saw it?


 


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