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people want to convince you that you can do anything you put your mind to, *as long* as it's realistic. I want to fuck Katie Holmes ? Is that a realistic goal ? I have a dick.... |
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go for it, she totally has a crush on you |
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compare yourself to Tom Cruise. |
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buy a pet and name it katie holmes? |
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try the chat up line "you might as well you have no choice" |
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Ok, forget about Katie Holmes....im not Batman nor Tom Cruise |
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hahaha |
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You have a dick! that`s a good start, now repeat I have a dick! I have a DICK I HAVE a dick I have A dick think assertive! |
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I AM THE GREATEST .... DICK |
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both "dick" and "ass" are present in your post. |
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and this is the moment when we should use foreign languages on the board. to avoid repetismus. |
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P.K. Dick was great indeed |
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When they require surgery or witchcraft |
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dude, she has herpes. ugghh |
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yum! |
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hahahahahahah "disturbing turn" my as |
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i'm in trouble on both accounts then |
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Oh...uh...she is still hot...i like that crack whore look :) |
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tell her you're hubbard's nephew and you're in. |
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I can helo you on both accounts if you like? *gets out bread knife and sacrificial chicken* |
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She isnt a scientologist is she ? |
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are you planning on giving me an anaesthetic, or will you just be able to hypnotise me just by looking at me as per usual? :) |
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oh god, that's so bad i might actually vomit |
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when will tom cruise learn that shoving an industrial strength vacuum cleaner onto a womans' face is just not pleasing, nor does it produce attractive results. unless you're in monoid's position, in which case you like the herpes look. |
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that wasn't supposed to be a followup to earthleakage, unless me saying so will hurt his feelings, in which case, yes it was a followup to earthleakage |
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when you try a zillion times and fail a zillion times. |
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hhmmm |
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Its not that my goals are unrealistic, its the fact that I haven't made any goals because I'm a 24 year old virgin who smokes DMX in my mamma's house all day and wacks off to celebrities that I think I'll one day meet. |
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I knew my goal and ambitions were unrealistic when she dumped me LOL |
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if you really really wanted it.. you could do it. I mean you could start acting.. getting good enough at it so you can start working in hollywood, get to know her and rape her. |
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or just stalk her and rape her. not that hard really. |
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All I want to be is an anime superhero, or the second coming of Christ. "Dont dream it, be it!" <----Rocky horror Picca show. Thats why, whenever I feel like it, I go out and sexually assault as many amputee's as I want. |
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Yes but Tom Cruise is a dick! |
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tom called some regular guy a jerk..i saw it on tv! (ok the guy sprayed some water on him but that's not enough of a reason to be called a jerk). |
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Rohypnal |
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it its possible, print out a picture of her, cut the mouth open, fuck it |
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did he do it intentionally? if so, then he was a jerk. |
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dxm* and you dont smoke dxm, you eat it. |
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really? Man am I outta the loop. |
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i know this, because tyler knows this. |
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Ha ha ha...you are joking right? :-) |
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