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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 01:48 [#01640253]
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Ask Chav Gollum any questions you may have.


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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 01:57 [#01640256]
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What do you think of all the bullshit threads that pop up
here from time to time?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 01:58 [#01640257]
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Just to clerify, I meant that in the nicest most
professional way possible.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-06-22 02:00 [#01640262]
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are you available in bigger size image?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-22 02:02 [#01640264]
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dear chav gollum:

WTF/LOL are you?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-06-22 02:13 [#01640274]
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is that your car?



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:18 [#01640278]
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>> What do you think of all the bullshit threads that pop
up here from time to time?


Chav Gollum thinks you should stop creating them


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 02:19 [#01640280]
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afaik the word chav was just a local derogatory term. it has
been used, at least in these here parts, for at least 10
years. i don't understand why its suddenly such a buzz


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:19 [#01640282]
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>> is that your car?

Yes that is Chav Gollums precious WRX... Hobbitsts wants the
precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is
wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-06-22 02:21 [#01640285]
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do you get it on with chicks?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:21 [#01640287]
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>> afaik the word chav was just a local derogatory term.
it has
been used, at least in these here parts, for at least 10
years. i don't understand why its suddenly such a buzz


What the fuck did you just say - stupid fat english hobbit .
Make eye contact with Chav Gollum once more and I'll pull
out your tongue and take a fresh shite down your mouth


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 02:22 [#01640288]
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How many bullshit threads have I made recently?>???

None that I can think of. A couple of discussions, but its
pretty much all been music related.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-06-22 02:23 [#01640290]
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Oh were oh where d'you get that hat, where did you get that
tit for tat?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:25 [#01640296]
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>> do you get it on with chicks?

I do nothing but get it on with skanger females twenty four
hours a day seven days a week


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:26 [#01640298]
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>> Oh were oh where d'you get that hat, where did you get
that tit for tat?


Listen I and my gang will ring you out like a shitted paper
towel understand


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 02:27 [#01640302]
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yo blood, gis a scliff, you fockin prick.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-22 02:32 [#01640310]
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dear chav gollum, is there realy gonna be a prequel to the
LORD trilogy which wil be called Lord of The Bling and are
you really gonna be the main character as a direct result of
your chavness and the burberry cap?

yummy I like berrys


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 02:33 [#01640312]
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fock off yo prick.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:33 [#01640314]
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>>ow many bullshit threads have I made recently?>???

Well how many threads have you made recently

Count them and get the answer



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:37 [#01640318]
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>> dear chav gollum, is there realy gonna be a prequel to
the LORD trilogy which wil be called Lord of The Bling and
are you really gonna be the main character as a direct
result of your chavness and the burberry cap?


We couldnt find a skanger female healthy enough to cast as
Eowin sorry

Did you just focking call me a Chav mate


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 02:37 [#01640319]
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What, did I piss you off or something? (btw, I said that,
not i_x_ten)



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 02:39 [#01640320]
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And I haven't been making any bullshit threads lately. I
have barely been making any of my own, just adding to other
ones.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-06-22 02:43 [#01640323]
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who have you voted for in your countrys last democratic
elections?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:44 [#01640324]
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>> What, did I piss you off or something? (btw, I said
that, not i_x_ten)


>> And I haven't been making any bullshit threads lately.
I have barely been making any of my own, just adding to
other ones.




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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 02:45 [#01640326]
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clearly you aren't getting it.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-22 02:46 [#01640329]
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It's stupid to argue over who is responsible for the
bullshit threads, as everyone has a different definition of
bullshit.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:49 [#01640331]
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>> who have you voted for in your countrys last
democratic elections?



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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 02:54 [#01640335]
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I didn't realize that I was actually talking to the gollumn
thing you had posted. Here is my question:

How do you like being a bullshit thread?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 02:55 [#01640338]
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>> clearly you aren't getting it.



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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-22 02:58 [#01640341]
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dear chav gollum, do you think this thread is
better than yours?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 03:01 [#01640345]
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>> dear chav gollum, do you think this thread is
better than yours?



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offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-22 03:35 [#01640371]
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how about we all agree not to let anyone use the word 'CHAV'
anymore except the ones who have to deal with them in real
life?

for fukc's sake. this thread sucks.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 03:39 [#01640373]
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yeah the thread is kind of a failure to me also


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 03:55 [#01640383]
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Maybe its because you were responding to the wrong people
when answering questions.



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-22 03:55 [#01640384]
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maybe its becuase i have little to no knowledge of UK
culture


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-22 05:23 [#01640413]
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i wondered why he didnt sound all that chav-like :)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-22 05:37 [#01640425]
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Thats what you get for being american.



 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-06-22 05:40 [#01640428]
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What should i have for lunch...?


 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2005-06-22 05:50 [#01640439]
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me n ma m8s got stoped by da old bill in case we had happy
slapped sum1!!!!!!!!!!! jus coz im a chav dunt mean i happy
slap init i aint lyk dat i fink its sik lyk...


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-22 06:35 [#01640476]
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crap from a bull?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 06:42 [#01640477]
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crap from your mum


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-22 07:15 [#01640481]
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how witty and original you are.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 07:16 [#01640483]
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if you think that is funny you must have a really weak sense
of humour.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-22 07:20 [#01640486]
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sarcasm. Sarcasm.

how ironic...


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-22 07:23 [#01640488]
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whats sarcasm?


 


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