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rarndaraki
from from from from (United States) on 2005-06-17 11:22 [#01636020]
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I got up to get a glass of water and felt my barefoot land upon something squishy and moist.
I just stepped in dog shit.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-06-17 11:23 [#01636022]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker
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ok
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corrupted-girl
on 2005-06-17 11:23 [#01636023]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular
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are you sure it wasn't your shit?
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Gnat
from Atlanta (United States) on 2005-06-17 11:24 [#01636026]
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nice, i stepped in shit the other day with flip flops on.. cleaned them well and my brother still made me put it in the back of the truck. As I went to enter the front seat again I stepped in some of teh left over shit with my bare foot. Fun stuff, squishy between your toes!
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-17 11:27 [#01636032]
Points: 2638 Status: Regular
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I had the most frightening encounter with a spider yesterday, I nearly died. As I was typing happily on XLT I see a spider scurry across the keyboard, it being 2am I nearly died of fright.
I HATE SPIDERS
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-06-17 11:29 [#01636034]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to Xeron: #01636032
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POOF
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-06-17 11:29 [#01636036]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator
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i squashed a frog last night when i came home..drove over it :(
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corrupted-girl
on 2005-06-17 11:30 [#01636038]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #01636036
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AW
that's brutal!
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rarndaraki
from from from from (United States) on 2005-06-17 11:30 [#01636040]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular
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My dog is getting back at me for sleeping in and not taking her for an early walk. She strategically placed the shit on the rug in front of the fridge, because she saw me go to bed drunk and new I would wake up craving something to drink. What a bitch.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-17 11:31 [#01636041]
Points: 2638 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01636034
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I wish all the spiders would go "poof"
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-06-17 11:42 [#01636067]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker
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I ran over this real fat possum weeks ago. I swerved to scare it but it must have went braindead and pulled a 180 causing me to hit it.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-17 11:43 [#01636072]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular
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i slapped a baby's face and buggered some chickens
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-17 11:46 [#01636082]
Points: 2638 Status: Regular | Followup to earthleakage: #01636072
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you must feel your life can't get any better.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-06-17 11:47 [#01636086]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to Xeron: #01636082
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ha!
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try-pod
from Wimbledon, London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-17 12:51 [#01636206]
Points: 136 Status: Lurker
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I had to throw a mouse over the garden fence today. I caght it in a humane mouse trap. I'm fine with dead mice when the cat brings them in, but when i saw its little face pointing inquisitively out of the little box...
It touched me and stuck with me all day.
Next time I'm getting an inhumane mouse trap.
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