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Right, so, I was on the bus, listening to some vsnares just casually looking out of the window, when I noticed a girl getting off the bus. I was near the back and she was outside walking in my direction. When I first saw her I couldn't believe my eyes. It took about 2 seconds for my brain to process the information. I was utterly stunned by her beauty. My eyes got massivley bigger as if it was some natural function. My heart stopped and I instantly fell in love. She had long blonde hair with a perfect face and a perfect body. If only I can see her again! Maybe tomorrow? Who knows... p.s I need a girlfriend don't I |
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I'm utterly stunned by your mention of her beauty. |
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I thought of you when making this thread :D |
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"My heart stopped and I instantly fell in love" that's what i call a reasonable reaction! |
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I think it's nice, it's so European wanting to meet again on public transport; it makes me think of French romances on wet grey days in Paris. p.s I think I mAy need a girlfriend to |
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haha. ...no, wait.. )c: |
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yes you do. I saw a really lovable old granny the other day. It was love at first fright. Eurgh.... |
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wow Raz0rBlade_uk ! beautiful words. that is happened to me too. when i was to sea last summer. really great! ah.... the girls... |
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:D well, best of luck to you, mate :D |
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while reading this thread i remembered a smell from my childhood, some sort of gross meat smell, like spam, but not spam |
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that happened has to me to. when I was at the beach last summer. |
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has happened * |
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I was expecting you to say something really nice lol. All: I've enjoyed reading all your comments :D |
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those little canned sausages? |
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flex your muscles. Save someone from drowning. |
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deviled ham? |
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or, potted meat? |
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haggis? |
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Maybe you can find out where she lives, so you can start watching her. You can study her habits and find out what she likes (check the trash for leftover food, receipts, grocery lists, etc). That way you will be extra confident when you are ready to approach her. |
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... or take pdt's advice and get an instant restraining order. ^^ |
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Yes, and than youll marry her |
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haha! I'll get the camera and balaclava. |
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that would work until the police catch you, plus isn't stalking sad and a sign of obsessive freakiness :S |
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big bonus if she dries her linen outside. |
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invite her to spend a lovely romantic weekend at the Neverland ranch, it's re-opened now I hear ;) |
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am I hearing the voices of experts here? 'cause.... |
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she has probably a boyfriend already |
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MAN, you just have to ruin everything don't you!! |
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this thread has need of this. absolutely. |
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Good call pomme!!! I find it's actually best to scope out her routes, finding out the best time to catch her alone. Because when you make your introduction, you want it to be special and unique!!! Also, make sure to get a clean rag and some chloroform for that special move I like to call "rag over face make you pass out good good ima put my thingy in your snatchpoon goodie goodie" |
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no need to be pessimistic. Maybe everyone thinks that and she's never been asked out on a date before :) im being too optimistic now, aren't it... good luck razor |
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don't rate us on what the Vermin says, he's just some sort of XLT tramp. |
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HAHAHAHHA :D |
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exactly. First things first razorblade; have you sniffed her seat on the bus to see if you can pick up a scent? |
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good recommendations! those will work! |
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that was hilarious! |
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or you could pickpocket her, then steal her wallet. Find her address and return it in a flood of guilt and beg forgiveness and... yes. Keep the cash. |
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lol oh god |
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btw, did she look back? |
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no sniffing has happened yet. It was the first time I had ever seen her. She was jaw droppingly gorgeous. When I stared at her she didn't react at all. She must be used to it. |
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yes, I was wondering the same thing ? |
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I don't think she saw me staring actually. I imagine (hope) the sun was shining on the window. |
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expose your penis, then she'll look, oi ? |
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I'd say you have an excellent chance of getting it on with her, if you ever see her again (which isn't likely). |
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no! cause then she wouldn't have noticed you and you can't get married to someone who doesn't notice you. So, she was just pretending that she wasn't gazing back at you. |
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:D anyway if you still see her... go! |
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haha you fellas.. |
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hehe. It's funny because it's true... |
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it happens from time to time. : ) when it happens to me i feel kind of... jealous. and of course i have difficulty not looking at her. (by the way, Combo is probably right as well...) |
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I'd start the wedding arrangements now, tomorrow start looking for schools in your area, and the day after that start considering a mortgage. |
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