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bloody thing won't work. |
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the reporter just said he looks "very pale" |
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its like a freak show |
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I typed a big ol response to that which was really really rude and smutty but then I felt dirty for writing about wanks in a thread about Michael Jackson. So I decided not to |
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HAHAHA i loled at that |
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five years in prison |
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yeah prob right,but still funny:) |
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hahaha oh i wish this fucking feed would work |
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make a thread |
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"wanking in the bath" |
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try a direct link http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/live/nb/wm/video/now4_nb. asx |
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I'd imagine wanking in the bath would be a bad idea. Wouldn't the "seed" all gloop together in snotty lumps and get in your hair and ears and stuff? Answers please from someone in the know. |
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yes. |
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Christ, this feed is boring. Can't they just announce the result? |
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specified protocol is not supported.... it's http.. i dunno wtf is up... |
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It depends how you do it. If you fire underwater then yes. If you fire out of the water then you can aim it over the edge. Then there's the showy option of firing just under the surface and making cum missiles. |
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thats why you need to stand,then you only get it on your ankles |
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Well is he guilty or innocent as if I care. |
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I get this image of you constantly thrashing about in there, especially after the deed is done. |
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into your hand then down the plug hole |
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oh man youve tried everything,well done son |
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just watch the ten o'clock news on tv, you silly. |
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Showy option? Who would you show off to? Who would be impressed by jizz-vaulting? Do I want to know the answer? :o |
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I like to experiment. I'm not using the guitar frets again though. |
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surely there is nothing worse than, after having done the deed of deeds, having to clean up your wad from the bathroom floor? you could just leave it there to congeal, I suppose. |
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"congeal" what a great word. |
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Well, you know. Probably just hte wrong words. I merely meant the fancy version. There's a feeling of self satisfaction in knowing you made cum missiles. The only bad thing is if you hit the toilet paper of your towel., |
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I splash enough water all over the shop. |
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qrter, for your sake you should probably stop deluding yourself that you're a male. |
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the "toilet paper of your towel"!? what the hell!? |
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of = or |
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Maybe you could leave empty toilet-roll tubes lying about the room in strategic places and hone your aiming skills, awarding points for difficulty. |
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Just as a way of bettering yourself, you know. Better yourself while you batter yourself. |
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I think my 'into the hand' technique will suffice |
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of should be or. |
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or yell a housemates name, lying prone for when they enter the bathroom. 10 points for an eye, 20 points for in the mouth. |
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That certainly is a more worthy purpose for ejaculating sperm than impregnating anyone. I say you give it a shot. |
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it might be less bother to avoid the whole prickly bathroom-issue completely. |
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in the showers good tho sometimes you can loose it all together,only to find later on half is behind your ear,as a friend points out in the pub |
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"I say you give it a shot." a cumshot that is! ho ho ho... I've still got it |
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the verdict is in the judges hand |
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*listens on the old fashioned wireless* |
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1-4 not guilty. looks like he'll be getting off. |
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hes only got of with everything |
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shitting hell. not guilty on everything so far |
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running out of counts.. |
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hehee |
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for every guilty he gets. she kills a dove |
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the woman letting free a white dove for every "not guilty" is pure class. |
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SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING TWATS OUTSIDE GO FUCKING SHOVE YOUR MICHAEL JACKSON DOLLS UP YOUR ARSES PLZ HE'S TALENTLESS GET OVER IT. |
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