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offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 16:46 [#01627935]
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WTF? Don't know much about it other than its secretive and
half the members make a lot of money and the other half give
a lot of money.
Oh, and apparently we are infested with confused alien
spirits.

Tom Cruise's recent exploits have me convinced he reached
upper levels and subsequently lost his friggin' mind. I
can't imagine how so many seemingly well-versed A-lister's
buy into this stuff.

Can someone explain?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 16:50 [#01627941]
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you say "WTF?" a lot.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-09 16:52 [#01627949]
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WIKI_PEDIA


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 16:52 [#01627950]
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really? I guess I didn't notice. Sorry, it must have been
the alien spirits


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-06-09 16:54 [#01627955]
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www.xenu.com


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 16:57 [#01627965]
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hahaha -

Immediately prior to this work, Hubbard was intensively
involved with the occultist Jack Parsons in performing the
occult rites developed by Aleister Crowley. Some critics
have pointed out the many similarities in Hubbard's writings
to the doctrines of Crowley


- No shit. Now that is funny... Crowley was quite cool as
shit. I knew there were similarities between the Xenu myth
and the gnostic demiurge myth. hmmmm.......


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 17:00 [#01627970]
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Crowley always reminds me off..


Attached picture

 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 17:02 [#01627975]
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though I don't like Manson's music, I do indeed think he's
kinda smart.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-09 17:03 [#01627978]
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manson is intelligent rock music


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 17:04 [#01627980]
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While I'm thinking of it, my friend wrote this article
about John Travolta and Scientology, over at
godfuckingdamnit.com (another friend's creation)... its
hilarious.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-06-09 17:04 [#01627981]
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i like him <3


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-09 17:11 [#01627990]
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witha teetha!


 

offline wankfarm on 2005-06-09 17:16 [#01628000]
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they're freaks


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 17:53 [#01628027]
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emotional rock music.

erm..


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-09 17:55 [#01628029]
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EMO


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-09 20:43 [#01628243]
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are such a cute couple. Are you
jealous of their happiness?


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-09 22:33 [#01628287]
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are you serious?




 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-09 22:40 [#01628288]
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i used to practice with my soccer (football) team at a
school called the Progressive Academy, which was, as far as
i could tell, a Scientology school... we were just wandering
around one night before practice, and we found this little
seating area where there were a bunch of picture books by L
Ron Hubbard... one was basically telling kids how to learn,
so it was page after page after page of illustrations of
things you shouldn't do... "don't slouch", "don't sit
stiff", etc.
it was pretty funny to flip through


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 01:09 [#01628309]
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so with L. Ron Hubbard dead, is there some kind of
Scientology pope or some shit?



 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 02:10 [#01628329]
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The church of scientology did a sort of tour round the uk a
few years back. I got a few of the leaflets and thought it
was utter crap, plus any religion that uses advertisments
and famous people to promote itself can't really be seen as
more than a publicity stunt.
Still I've seen quite a few of their churches, there is one
on Totenham Road.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-06-10 02:21 [#01628336]
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haha, fleetmouse. You make'a me laugh


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-10 03:55 [#01628410]
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One day when I was looking for work, I submitted a resume to
this job placement company. They immediately called me and
told me to come in for an interview. It was based out of
this house in a nicer part of vancouver, and I had to go in
through the back sliding window. I walked up to the desk,
and handed them a copy of my resume, and they told me to sit
down in the waiting room untill they had my intelligence
test ready. Intelligence test? That was when I started
looking around the room. The first thing that caught my eye,
was this 6 foot by 3 foot painting of some wolves on a cliff
howling at the moon, with the clouds making up the face of
none other than L Ron Hubbard himself! Heh... suprise
suprise... they were scientologists! I glanced at the book
case, and noticed one complete row of books entitled
dianetics.

I almost decided to leave right there, but then I thought it
might be fun to have my real personality analyzed by them,
instead of one of the fake personalities that I always go
and get tested. So I did their inteligence test. It was
funny because they tell everyone that nobody ever completes
it within the half hour, but I made a point of answering all
the questions, and making most of the answers correct. I
usually do very well on intelligence and aptitude tests, not
because I am extremely intelligent, but because I am really
good at working with shapes and patterns. They were all
impressed, and handed me the personality test right away.
That was where the interview process went sour. Normally
they make a point of taking a person into a room, and going
over the test with them all to figure out a way to tell the
person 'this is how we can help you', but this time the only
two things I heard about my test was "(forget name) can you
look at this for a second", and then a couple minutes later
"we don't have anything for you at the moment, but we will
keep your resume on file for future clients". I kind of
wonder what they came up with, cause they are usually
desparate for people to joint their c


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-10 03:56 [#01628411]
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I kind of wonder what they came up with, cause they are
usually desparate for people to joint their church.




WTF!!! I had one character left... why did they downsize my
letter!!!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 09:55 [#01628735]
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hey that's Mathamatics, it has no room for exceptions. (the
heartless subject)

Yes, they were all nice to me giving me leaflets and
offering to show me around their exhibition. At first it
looks harmless; plus you don't really think of religion when
you hear the word Scientology mentioned; but then you start
noticing the word church everywhere and the "helpers"
stalking you. When I noticed it I told my mum "you know
what, I don't like it here let's just leave." At this point
we were intercepted by one of them and asked whether we were
enjoying ourselves I said some rubbish and made it obvious
we wanted to leave, seeing this the helper stuffed a load of
leaflets in my hand and tried to get us to buy books worth
£20+. We just headed straight for the lift and never ever
looked back. My mum goes to me a few minutes after leaving
"what a load of rubbish, nothing to do with science at all".
It made me laugh.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 11:46 [#01628836]
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Sketchy stories d00des!

I wish I had one, but I don't. I guess Scientologists sound
more and more like fucked up Mormon Gnostic Yuppies on LSD.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 11:57 [#01628844]
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People on LSD make up more plausible and exciting things
that Scientologists, one of their leaflets was on "How drugs
and Heroin ruin your life" it had all the usual crap except
with how the only way to salvation was through Scientology.
Boring


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 12:12 [#01628867]
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Man, I would take a tab above banging a chick with the body
of a 12 year old boy, any day!

eff 'em.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-10 12:14 [#01628869]
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There was a scientology 'celebrity center' near where I used
to live in Portland. One time I was walking in the mall
with a ladyfriend and I wasn't quite paying attention. She
asked if I wanted to make a non-violence pledge at this
booth thing that was set up. I looked up and saw it was
some sort of Scientology publicity thing where they were
collecting people's handprints for some 'non violence
pledge'... and we had been approached by a helper. I
wrenched at her arm with sudden fear and got out of there as
quickly as possible.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-10 12:16 [#01628870]
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lowtax visits a scientology center


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 12:18 [#01628875]
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lol. you did the right thing; when have you ever heard of
the Scientology church being a charity and offering aid to
help in the reconstruction of a war torn country?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 12:20 [#01628879]
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They were probably using the war as apublicity stunt to
further their sham.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-10 12:20 [#01628880]
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this religion is batshit insane


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-10 12:24 [#01628883]
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It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 12:26 [#01628886]
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that was a funny story!


 

offline uzim on 2005-06-10 12:44 [#01628896]
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yeah, there is a bug in the character counter... it's been a
while since i noticed this.

always copy your message in your clipboard before you post
it.

anyway back to the message - did they call you again?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-06-10 13:20 [#01628910]
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well, sure it sounds dumb, when you put it like *that*...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-10 13:44 [#01628930]
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see the image:
"Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L.
Ron Hubbard's own handwriting"

That's exactly how it is


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-10 14:32 [#01628968]
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L. Ron Hubbard's greatest work is surely the Dianetics Jingles.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 14:35 [#01628970]
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hilarious



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-10 14:37 [#01628972]
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I'm hoping to come across a used copy of History of Man
someday. That's the one where he talks about the clams.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 14:44 [#01628973]
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crazy, I swear most of this was lifted directly from early
Gnostic myth.

Yaldabaoth = Xenu


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-10 14:58 [#01628978]
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No. The looked kind of disturbed when they finally finished
calculating the test. I think it kind of scared them. There
must be a couple personalities that they don't touch. I
probly landed in the "cynic: will not buy our bullshit hands
down" category, so coupled with the uber high psuedo
intelligence test they decided I would best not be a member
of their church. Either that, or I was so full of theitans
that I managed to seem contaigous.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 15:01 [#01628980]
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or perhaps they prefer to watch you from a distance to see
if you blossom into "the one!"


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-10 15:02 [#01628982]
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Yet it's clear from Hubbard's writing that he's far too
ignorant to be aware of gnosticism, much less crib from it.
I think there's more Amazing Stories than Nag Hammadi in
Scientology.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-10 15:03 [#01628983]
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They have a one? Does this one have stigmata? Because if
their one has stigmata then I want no part of this one-ness.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 15:05 [#01628986]
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Not true! A year before releasing Dianetics, he studying
Crowelian Majick with Jack Hammond (?), a renowned Occult
scholar.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 15:09 [#01628987]
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Sorry, it was John Parsons he studied Crowleian Majick
with. Heh...Jack Hammond is the juice guy, right?


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 15:11 [#01628988]
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Fuck, I actually just found that article after your post.
It's incredible.
Scientology is totally a sham.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-10 15:42 [#01629008]
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Congratulations, you xltronicdotted that geocities site.


 

offline gl0tch from www.gl0tch.com     on 2005-06-10 15:44 [#01629009]
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FUCK, how the fuck is that possible, I checked the site
once.
that shit is bullocks. you should check back for sure.


 


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