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WTF? Don't know much about it other than its secretive and half the members make a lot of money and the other half give a lot of money. Oh, and apparently we are infested with confused alien spirits. Tom Cruise's recent exploits have me convinced he reached upper levels and subsequently lost his friggin' mind. I can't imagine how so many seemingly well-versed A-lister's buy into this stuff. Can someone explain? |
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you say "WTF?" a lot. |
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really? I guess I didn't notice. Sorry, it must have been the alien spirits |
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www.xenu.com |
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hahaha - Immediately prior to this work, Hubbard was intensively involved with the occultist Jack Parsons in performing the occult rites developed by Aleister Crowley. Some critics have pointed out the many similarities in Hubbard's writings to the doctrines of Crowley - No shit. Now that is funny... Crowley was quite cool as shit. I knew there were similarities between the Xenu myth and the gnostic demiurge myth. hmmmm....... |
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Crowley always reminds me off.. |
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though I don't like Manson's music, I do indeed think he's kinda smart. |
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manson is intelligent rock music |
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While I'm thinking of it, my friend wrote about John Travolta and Scientology, over at godfuckingdamnit.com (another friend's creation)... its hilarious. |
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i like him <3 |
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witha teetha! |
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they're freaks |
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emotional rock music. erm.. |
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EMO |
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are such a cute couple. Are you jealous of their happiness? |
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are you serious? |
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i used to practice with my soccer (football) team at a school called the Progressive Academy, which was, as far as i could tell, a Scientology school... we were just wandering around one night before practice, and we found this little seating area where there were a bunch of picture books by L Ron Hubbard... one was basically telling kids how to learn, so it was page after page after page of illustrations of things you shouldn't do... "don't slouch", "don't sit stiff", etc. it was pretty funny to flip through |
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so with L. Ron Hubbard dead, is there some kind of Scientology pope or some shit? |
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The church of scientology did a sort of tour round the uk a few years back. I got a few of the leaflets and thought it was utter crap, plus any religion that uses advertisments and famous people to promote itself can't really be seen as more than a publicity stunt. Still I've seen quite a few of their churches, there is one on Totenham Road. |
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haha, fleetmouse. You make'a me laugh |
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One day when I was looking for work, I submitted a resume to this job placement company. They immediately called me and told me to come in for an interview. It was based out of this house in a nicer part of vancouver, and I had to go in through the back sliding window. I walked up to the desk, and handed them a copy of my resume, and they told me to sit down in the waiting room untill they had my intelligence test ready. Intelligence test? That was when I started looking around the room. The first thing that caught my eye, was this 6 foot by 3 foot painting of some wolves on a cliff howling at the moon, with the clouds making up the face of none other than L Ron Hubbard himself! Heh... suprise suprise... they were scientologists! I glanced at the book case, and noticed one complete row of books entitled dianetics. I almost decided to leave right there, but then I thought it might be fun to have my real personality analyzed by them, instead of one of the fake personalities that I always go and get tested. So I did their inteligence test. It was funny because they tell everyone that nobody ever completes it within the half hour, but I made a point of answering all the questions, and making most of the answers correct. I usually do very well on intelligence and aptitude tests, not because I am extremely intelligent, but because I am really good at working with shapes and patterns. They were all impressed, and handed me the personality test right away. That was where the interview process went sour. Normally they make a point of taking a person into a room, and going over the test with them all to figure out a way to tell the person 'this is how we can help you', but this time the only two things I heard about my test was "(forget name) can you look at this for a second", and then a couple minutes later "we don't have anything for you at the moment, but we will keep your resume on file for future clients". I kind of wonder what they came up with, cause they are usually desparate for people to joint their c |
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I kind of wonder what they came up with, cause they are usually desparate for people to joint their church. WTF!!! I had one character left... why did they downsize my letter!!! |
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hey that's Mathamatics, it has no room for exceptions. (the heartless subject) Yes, they were all nice to me giving me leaflets and offering to show me around their exhibition. At first it looks harmless; plus you don't really think of religion when you hear the word Scientology mentioned; but then you start noticing the word church everywhere and the "helpers" stalking you. When I noticed it I told my mum "you know what, I don't like it here let's just leave." At this point we were intercepted by one of them and asked whether we were enjoying ourselves I said some rubbish and made it obvious we wanted to leave, seeing this the helper stuffed a load of leaflets in my hand and tried to get us to buy books worth £20+. We just headed straight for the lift and never ever looked back. My mum goes to me a few minutes after leaving "what a load of rubbish, nothing to do with science at all". It made me laugh. |
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Sketchy stories d00des! I wish I had one, but I don't. I guess Scientologists sound more and more like fucked up Mormon Gnostic Yuppies on LSD. |
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People on LSD make up more plausible and exciting things that Scientologists, one of their leaflets was on "How drugs and Heroin ruin your life" it had all the usual crap except with how the only way to salvation was through Scientology. Boring |
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Man, I would take a tab above banging a chick with the body of a 12 year old boy, any day! eff 'em. |
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There was a scientology 'celebrity center' near where I used to live in Portland. One time I was walking in the mall with a ladyfriend and I wasn't quite paying attention. She asked if I wanted to make a non-violence pledge at this booth thing that was set up. I looked up and saw it was some sort of Scientology publicity thing where they were collecting people's handprints for some 'non violence pledge'... and we had been approached by a helper. I wrenched at her arm with sudden fear and got out of there as quickly as possible. |
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lol. you did the right thing; when have you ever heard of the Scientology church being a charity and offering aid to help in the reconstruction of a war torn country? |
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They were probably using the war as apublicity stunt to further their sham. |
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It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic. |
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that was a funny story! |
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yeah, there is a bug in the character counter... it's been a while since i noticed this. always copy your message in your clipboard before you post it. anyway back to the message - did they call you again? |
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well, sure it sounds dumb, when you put it like *that*... |
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see the image: "Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbard's own handwriting" That's exactly how it is |
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L. Ron Hubbard's greatest work is surely the . |
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hilarious |
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I'm hoping to come across a used copy of History of Man someday. That's the one where he talks about the clams. |
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crazy, I swear most of this was lifted directly from early myth. Yaldabaoth = Xenu |
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No. The looked kind of disturbed when they finally finished calculating the test. I think it kind of scared them. There must be a couple personalities that they don't touch. I probly landed in the "cynic: will not buy our bullshit hands down" category, so coupled with the uber high psuedo intelligence test they decided I would best not be a member of their church. Either that, or I was so full of theitans that I managed to seem contaigous. |
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or perhaps they prefer to watch you from a distance to see if you blossom into "the one!" |
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Yet it's clear from Hubbard's writing that he's far too ignorant to be aware of gnosticism, much less crib from it. I think there's more Amazing Stories than Nag Hammadi in Scientology. |
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They have a one? Does this one have stigmata? Because if their one has stigmata then I want no part of this one-ness. |
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Not true! A year before releasing Dianetics, he studying Crowelian Majick with Jack Hammond (?), a renowned Occult scholar. |
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Sorry, it was he studied Crowleian Majick with. Heh...Jack Hammond is the juice guy, right? |
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Fuck, I actually just found that article after your post. It's incredible. Scientology is totally a sham. |
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Congratulations, you xltronicdotted that geocities site. |
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FUCK, how the fuck is that possible, I checked the site once. that shit is bullocks. you should check back for sure. |
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