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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-06-07 10:49 [#01625290]
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WEBSITE

NOW I KNOW THERE ARE SOME OF YOU WHO READ THIS BOOK IN
MIDDLE SCHOOL. I LOVED THIS STORY AND IM GOING TO LOVE THE
MOVIE.

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS DIRECTOR IS THE SAME GUY WHO DID LOTR.
SO THATS GOING TO BE FABULOUS!!

I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS, AND THE PREVIEW TO IT LOOKS
AMAZING.

THIS STORY IS SO GREAT, I LOVE IT.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-07 10:52 [#01625295]
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The preview before RoTS looked good d'innit?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 10:54 [#01625297]
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goddammit.. disney shits on another masterpiece. is nothing
sacred?

this is terrible news :(


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-06-07 10:55 [#01625301]
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HOW ARE THEY SHITTING ON A MASTERPIECE?

THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE OUT OF A EXCELLENT BOOK AND THEY ARE
DOING A GREAT JOB AT IT. THEY'RE GETTING GREAT DIRECTORS AND
IF YOU WATCHED THE TRAILOR YOU WOULD SEE IT LOOKS AS GOOD AS
THE BOOK.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-06-07 10:56 [#01625302]
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WHA?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-06-07 10:57 [#01625304]
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whats with the cappers?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 10:59 [#01625305]
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please stop typing in caps, it's not helping.

they're bound to shit on it. they've nothing in mind only
making money by creating an adaptation of a literary
masterpiece, perverted and dumbed-down into a film which
American kids will like and therefore go to.

Consequently, kids will identify the words "Narnia" and "The
Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe" with this movie instead of
with the book.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 10:59 [#01625308]
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"cappers". i like the pun. :)


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:00 [#01625309]
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WHATS WRONG WITH THE MOVIE THAT ALREADY? EXISTS?


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:01 [#01625311]
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yes it will suck even worse than lord of the rings +
starwars summed together


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:03 [#01625315]
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also this website seems utterly pointless



 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:04 [#01625317]
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never mind i figured out the nav system


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:05 [#01625320]
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actually....i just watched the trailer


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-06-07 11:06 [#01625322]
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WASNT IT LIKE THAT FOR MOST MOVIES THAT WERE BOOKS...WHERE
DO YOU THINK MOST MOVIES COME FROM?? BOOKS AND OLD MOVIES
THAT THEY RE-MAKE ITS JUST THE WAY IT IS. NOW THE CHRONICLES
OF NARNIA IS NOT 1 BOOK BUT SEVERAL, THEY ARE JUST MAKING
THIS MOVIE FROM THIS ONE STORY AND MAYBE...JUST MAYBE THIS
WILL INSPIRE KIDS TO READ THE WHOLE STORY.

NOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT 13 YEAR OLD KIDS, THE ONLY
THING I CARE ABOUT IS THAT IVE READ THIS STORY LOVED IT AND
THE MAN WHO DID LORD OF THE RINGS IS GOING TO DIRECT THE
SPECIAL EFFECTS WHEN IF YOU READ THIS YOU WOULD KNOW ITS ALL
ABOUT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.

AND IM DONE CAUSE IF YOURE GOING TO FOCUS ON MY LETTERS AND
NOT WHAT IM SAYING THERES NO POINT OF WASTING MY TIME TRYING
TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-07 11:08 [#01625327]
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CAPSLOCK


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-06-07 11:11 [#01625332]
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OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE OFFICALLY STUPID TO ME...STUPID
STUPID STUPID.. REALLY I CANT BELIEVE HOW RIDICULOUSLY
STUPID YOU CAN BEHAVE OR SOMETHING SO MINUT LIKE CAPSLOCK.

THIS IS PATHETIC


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 11:12 [#01625334]
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No, it's not like that for most movies that were books.

Despite the fact that the majority of movies that were
adapted from books are inferior to the original, Disney have
a unique way of fucking them up by trying to suit them to
the audience to maximise profit.

It's something they ought to be ashamed of.

PS when you type in caps you look like a complete fucking
idiot, so no attention will be paid to what you write,
regardless of how well articulated it is. Which it isn't.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-07 11:13 [#01625335]
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You are very strange.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-07 11:13 [#01625336]
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If what you meant in the other thread was that you're
working, and in work you need to type a lot in caps, then
just turn the fucking capslock off before posting on the
internet.

It's common etiquette. Stop being so fucking rude. It takes
two seconds: it's one button press compared to the hundreds
you've tapped in arguing an unarguable position in this
thread.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-07 11:14 [#01625337]
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AGGRESSION


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:15 [#01625338]
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okay.
well after checking it out. the first bit of the trailer
looks good.
not the very first bit, not the bit where they are coming to
the house because that part is terrible, but when they are
in the house. it is okay, but when they go to narnia it gets
all swooping-crane shots and swords and lotr orchs and shit.
that part is lame. so the part between getting to and
leaving the house is okay. except for the little girl. i
REALLY dont like the little girl here. she was cool in the
book, but pretty awful here:


Attached picture

 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-07 11:16 [#01625340]
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They will dumb it down no doubt.


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-07 11:19 [#01625343]
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lol/ watch the trailer overdubbed in german!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-10 07:25 [#01815284]
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good job elusive.

so, anybody seen the film ? is it good ? should i watch it ?



 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2006-01-10 08:22 [#01815337]
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umm, when did i say all that????

:( Ummm, well I did see it this past weekend and I thought
it was really good. They told the story and thats it, it was
over.


 

offline vcxz from currently N.I. on 2006-01-10 08:25 [#01815339]
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The film was pretty mediocre. The witch was the best
character, but the rest of them were lame - the kids just
don't know how to act. The special effects were nice and all
but this was nothing that good. And the big battle that
practically the whole movie was a preparation for lasted
like two minutes.
The music reminded me of Harry Potter. Which isn't really a
good thing.
Anyway the best part in the whole movie was a
leopard/gepard/whatever that I glimpsed during the crowning
ceremony, it looked like it had glasses on, which, for some
reason, amused me. So yeah.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-10 08:32 [#01815349]
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i want/ed to see it cause of that talking leopard, mainly ;]
and because of "the good story".

but what good can come from Disney , i wonder ?

afxNUMB : your cappers are sexxy ;]

thanks to both of you.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2006-01-10 08:34 [#01815352]
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Thanks love... I thought they would stand out in my room
full of testosterone but it only got them upset :(


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-10 10:08 [#01815417]
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I thought it was fantaaaaastic. A++ will see again.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-01-10 10:22 [#01815425]
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I WILL NOT WATCH IT BECAUSE IT IS A CHILDREN'S MOVIE AND I
DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT LITERATURE GEARED TOWARD MAKING THE
RELIGION FUN FOR CHILDREN. WOULD YOU WATCH A FILM ABOUT THE
GLORIES OF THE KORAN OR THE TORAH DISGUISED AS AN ALLEGORY
WITH TALKING FISH? PROBABLY. BUT I WOULD NOT. HARRY
POTTER IS FOR KIDS TOO.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-10 11:34 [#01815478]
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I thought the movie was lame. And the book also.

One thing that specifically bothered my about the movie was
the music, getting a pop star to sing in what is supposed to
be an adaptation of a timeless classic (though not to my
taste) is the equivalent of shitting on it.



 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 11:38 [#01815482]
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IT IS NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-10 11:51 [#01815498]
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the book was shit. the film looks shit. i would rather
actually sit in a wardrobe for 2 hours than watch a gaggle
of fawns twit about with tedious christian subtext.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-10 12:22 [#01815537]
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oh, I liked the fawns, in fact, I think I may have a
homosexual crush on Mr. Tumnus


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-01-10 12:24 [#01815541]
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He seems to prefer the ladies. The little ladies.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-01-10 12:25 [#01815542]
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-01-10 12:31 [#01815549]
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the part where he plays the flute is intensely sexual


 

offline ymenard on 2006-01-10 14:02 [#01815649]
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The Chronic... What? ...Cles of Narnia!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-10 14:36 [#01815675]
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that's what i suspected. i didn't go to the cinema and
didn't watch it. it's all your fault. THANK YOU !!

WHAT"S UP WITH ME PC ?

BRB


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-01-11 03:19 [#01815969]
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i've seen the BBC version

once you've seen this version, and didn't like it...

DONT....WATCH...THE...BBC....VERSION!!!!
*pants* ok i'm alright now i think
*drops dead*


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2006-01-11 04:16 [#01816009]
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it is soooo original it will have allllll my attention


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-01-11 08:30 [#01816161]
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it was okay - started out well, but got worse as the movie
went on.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2006-01-11 08:53 [#01816184]
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THAT SHIT MADE ME CRACK UP WHEN I SAW THAT...whoops, but
really I laughed my ass off for that. You should totally
give me..us the link for that shit.

Ewww, J198 EWWWW! Gross, ugly, nasty EWWW youre gonna die
and sad and lonely death you lonely sad person you. EWW!


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2006-01-11 13:09 [#01816402]
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if you're afraid of christian subtext, don't be. there's
about 10X more pagan subtext.

if you're afraid the movie will be shit, do be. it is.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-01-11 13:32 [#01816434]
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DIIIIISSSSSNEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!


 


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