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I can imagine being a poor individual going to court over something against some behemoth with quick sophisticated lawyers. So you're sitting there not having much of a clue about the what's going on and their lawyers start off by quick wittedly coaxing the judge and jury to their point of view with tricky lingo and pseudoemotional manipulation and references to obscure laws and such that they have memorized. Then, being rather dim witted yourself you say "hold on for 30 minutes while I consult with my lawyer, the internet" and you plunk a laptop on the desk in front of you and go to sites like slashdot and wikipedia searching for relevant comments/information from the sea of intelligent posters/web sites to defend your position. If anyone's wondering why I brought this up, it's because I've recently been charged with rabbit molestation by the state of Alabama. |
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that's a long way from tuvalu |
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"this website is simply a database of stupidity." - sneakattack |
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I meant Alabama, Poshnu, not Alabama, USA. I understand the confusion as the Poshnu Alabama is rather obscure. |
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heh, i remember my friend would bring me over to his house when i was younger. he would show me his pet rabbit and i would pick it up and stuf... about a few days later i ask "hey, where's the rabbit?" and its in the freezer. head off, skinned and ready for wednesdays dinner... It was good. |
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God damn, I fucked that all up. It's Alabama Tuvalu, not Poshnu, as Poshnu is another state of Tuvalu. Um... HEY LOOK AT THAT! *distracts the one other human on this planet who is, for reasons quite unclear, actually reading this* "this website is simply a database of stupidity." - phobiazero |
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The vast majority of your posts are so boing it's unreal. Being sarcastically accused of zaniness has no negative effect on me and will not alter my solid commitment to provide the xltronic citizens with idiocy, ie zaniness, whether subjectively interpreted sarcastically or not by each individual party. |
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besides the only portion I see interpretable as zany is the ending about rabbit molestation which was an afterthought. The rest of the monumental post was an actual consideration. |
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Government is a fiction. It is imaginary. It exists only in peoples minds. It is a game. |
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Too bad so many people think this silly game is real. Then again it is true that the silliest people define reality. |
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why dont you make a thread about it? and fill it up yourself? |
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i find your posts to be shit just kind of letting you know |
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lol |
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