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i was in the public bathroom washing my hands. i was going to get the drying paper, but my hands were wet and i teared it. so i dryed my hands in my pants to be able to pull the paper, finaly got it and then i noticed i didnt need it anymore. |
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I always dry my hands on my pants / trousers, specifically the seat, so, no, sorry. |
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No, never. Hang around in public toilets a lot, do you? |
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by public in this specific happening i meant the shopping mall toilet |
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not the shopping mall toilet?! |
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you're off the old rocker, i reckon |
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Whilst I may not have dried my hands in an effort to extract paper to dry further my hands, I have smeared the words "Help ME" in my own excrement on the walls, and been noshed off by septuagenarian standing in a bag, in a public toilet. |
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I hate using public toilets. People look at me. |
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public toilets worth by their philosophy. you are there pissing and reading anonimously texts writen in the walls |
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I once got repremanded by a stranger for drinking beer whilst mid-stream. But I fail to see the problem. |
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I always do that, I like the completeness of beer going in one end and coming out the other, I feel part of the harmony of the universe. There's only three reasons why you should criticise a fellow urinator: touching your bum staring at your cock standing too near to you when there was ample room further up the trough. Anything else is fair game and should go uncommented upon. |
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explain how did you manage writing with your poop & fixing in the wall i need to learn this |
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I can't help but feel immensely paranoid while urinating. I sense that there are strange glances in the general direction of my penis, but I am too scared to look in case the eyes of the possible observer meet mine, thus creating a dreadfully awkward situation. |
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you pick the shit up and smear it around to make pictures/write things. you can smear it on your body as well, if you so wish. |
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it means you are gay. |
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It could well mean that. |
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obviously you smear it on your own body, theres no need to patronise him |
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it means you are gay. |
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actually if you catch someone looking at your knob, look back at theirs and laugh pitifully. |
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Just whistle a made up tune really loud. |
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how could i forget this site |
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if you can whistle words, wistle me this In the heart of Transylvan-ia, In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah, There's not a vampire zanier than... DUCKULA! He won't bite beast or man, 'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!) And things never run to plan for... DUCKULA! If you're looking for some fun, You can always count upon, Come and find the one they call... DUCKULA! |
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One could turn toward the observer with a big grin on his face, and piss straight at him. He'll be getting what he wants, after all. |
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fucking mother fucker |
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it were nice deleting that horrible pic. thank you mods, i am sorry there will not be next time! |
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I wish I could have seen it. The walls sure look white today. Aren't there "trees" or something somewhere? In the words of peter file, this appears to be a complete non-secular once again. |
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worse things could happen, like accidently putting your wank sock back on your foot. |
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public toilets, oh no, no way. |
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