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offline Quoth from Sweden on 2005-05-27 16:26 [#01614391]
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i sank into this gravel pit, i couldn't see it. fucking
dark out. too drunk to notice the fucking hole in the
ground. god damn nebraska. damn near cut my wanker off and
my foot as well. i am ok now though, after a couple of
months of therapy and pain killers


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-27 16:27 [#01614393]
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shit, quoth, i'm glad you didn't die


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-27 16:27 [#01614394]
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'sank'?

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-05-27 16:28 [#01614395]
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wow. good you're ok. was it like quicksandy wet gravel?

 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2005-05-27 16:33 [#01614399]
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once i hit the bottom of the pit, yes i sank, because the
construction site had a massive piping leak and all sorts of
shit wrong with the underground.... so once i fell into the
pit, i started sinking


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2005-05-27 16:35 [#01614401]
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i fucking hate it when i repeat myself and say the same god
damn thing in a post... ahh!!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-27 16:35 [#01614402]
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how did yourr wankerr almost get cut off?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-27 16:35 [#01614403]
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for real?! that's.. weird and alarming and whatnot... well,
it's good that you're ok, man!


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2005-05-27 16:38 [#01614410]
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the god damn pipe that was sticking sideways out of the pit
had been cut to a very odd shape... and when i fell in, i
could feel it scrape and then the pain set in


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-27 16:40 [#01614413]
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my dick is so underr used i'd prrobably get a harrdon if
that happened to me.

no, but did you have to get that checked out... forr
infection?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-27 16:42 [#01614414]
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offline Quoth from Sweden on 2005-05-27 16:43 [#01614416]
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and a couple of stitches.... this whole thing was a little
embarrassing



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-27 16:47 [#01614419]
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ohhh... stitches in yourr cock, mean.
oh well, i bet at the time you werre just happy to be
alive... orr had the temporrarry 'lust forr life' one always
gets afterr an operration, orr a close call in the carr,
worrn off?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-27 16:49 [#01614422]
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disgusting

 

offline uzim on 2005-05-27 17:04 [#01614439]
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crazy °_°

 

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