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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:28 [#01610036]
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...you had a 12 inch penis in it's place, would you wearr
afterrshave? shave at all? buy expensive shoes and clothes?
make an efforrt in any way at all on the basis that no one
is everr going to pay any attention to any of that stuff
anyway?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:29 [#01610037]
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Are you saying I have a big nose?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:30 [#01610038]
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anus: i have a question, why you always post the double
r
in your posts?


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-23 14:31 [#01610040]
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what are you talking about?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:32 [#01610041]
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I had high hopes for this topic, and they were fulfilled!

thank you!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:33 [#01610042]
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I don't do I?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:33 [#01610043]
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for example: would you wearr


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610044]
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Take the above post and this one as a fine examples.


 

offline welt on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610045]
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everybody would notice if you had an erection in public.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610046]
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I just had to post that before one of them thar feckin' mods
closed it. here's the obligatory pichur.

feckin mods = <3


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610048]
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The thought of a man with penis instead of a nose is highly
entertaining. So can you still smell with this big wang?
Would there be a scrotum there too, or just the shaft? If
there is no scrotum, can the penis ejaculate?



 

online big from lsg on 2005-05-23 14:35 [#01610051]
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it's so you pay better attention


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-23 14:35 [#01610052]
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id have to wear a bag or something, for fear of being
arrested for public indecency


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:36 [#01610054]
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tridenti, do you wash?


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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610057]
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No but honestly, ok maybe not a penis as a nose, but a verry
disfigurring burrn orr something?



 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610058]
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ARhahahaha!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610059]
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I'd guess the "pubic" hair would act as smell sensors and
that the penis itself would be an extension of the brain
(asifitwasn'talreadyharhar)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-05-23 14:38 [#01610060]
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I would go into porn.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:40 [#01610064]
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why? what I made?


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:40 [#01610067]
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hahah

brokeyphones: well DUH!!!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-23 14:41 [#01610070]
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When you say 12 inch, do you mean 12 inch when not erect?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:42 [#01610073]
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OH SHIT, what if people actually think that's
me?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-23 14:42 [#01610074]
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:golfclap:


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:43 [#01610076]
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Now that's rrespect.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:44 [#01610077]
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you have begun! i was calm... :/


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-23 14:46 [#01610084]
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I have what? You what? Werre calm? Now arre you all rriled
up?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:48 [#01610092]
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jæi har stor tiss


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:49 [#01610096]
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we are friends! STOP! ;)


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-23 14:51 [#01610100]
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if i had nuts on my chin would they be chin nuts?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-23 14:55 [#01610116]
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well I'm riled


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-23 14:56 [#01610117]
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I've got to a point where I start laughing even before I've
read what you've said. I think it's because I expect to
laugh at everything you say. and yes, you deliver


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-23 14:56 [#01610118]
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No, you'd have a dick on your mouth.


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-23 15:16 [#01610143]
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if i did, i would shoot myself in the face with a bazooka.
no, seriously. (unless it was considered normal because
everyone had their genitalia instead of a nose o_O)


 

online big from lsg on 2005-05-23 15:17 [#01610144]
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but what if it was a beatiful penis?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-23 15:22 [#01610148]
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They don't exist.


 

online big from lsg on 2005-05-23 15:23 [#01610149]
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i kinda agree
i thought it sounded funny


 


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