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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:28 [#01610036]
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...you had a 12 inch penis in it's place, would you wearr afterrshave? shave at all? buy expensive shoes and clothes? make an efforrt in any way at all on the basis that no one is everr going to pay any attention to any of that stuff anyway?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:29 [#01610037]
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Are you saying I have a big nose?
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:30 [#01610038]
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anus: i have a question, why you always post the double r in your posts?
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ToXikFB
on 2005-05-23 14:31 [#01610040]
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what are you talking about?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:32 [#01610041]
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I had high hopes for this topic, and they were fulfilled!
thank you!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:33 [#01610042]
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I don't do I?
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:33 [#01610043]
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for example: would you wearr
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610044]
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Take the above post and this one as a fine examples.
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welt
on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610045]
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everybody would notice if you had an erection in public.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610046]
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I just had to post that before one of them thar feckin' mods closed it. here's the obligatory pichur.
feckin mods = <3
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:34 [#01610048]
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The thought of a man with penis instead of a nose is highly entertaining. So can you still smell with this big wang? Would there be a scrotum there too, or just the shaft? If there is no scrotum, can the penis ejaculate?
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-23 14:35 [#01610051]
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it's so you pay better attention
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ToXikFB
on 2005-05-23 14:35 [#01610052]
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id have to wear a bag or something, for fear of being arrested for public indecency
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:36 [#01610054]
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tridenti, do you wash?
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610057]
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No but honestly, ok maybe not a penis as a nose, but a verry disfigurring burrn orr something?
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ToXikFB
on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610058]
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ARhahahaha!!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:37 [#01610059]
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I'd guess the "pubic" hair would act as smell sensors and that the penis itself would be an extension of the brain (asifitwasn'talreadyharhar)
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2005-05-23 14:38 [#01610060]
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I would go into porn.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:40 [#01610064]
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why? what I made?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-23 14:40 [#01610067]
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hahah
brokeyphones: well DUH!!!
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-23 14:41 [#01610070]
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When you say 12 inch, do you mean 12 inch when not erect?
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:42 [#01610073]
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OH SHIT, what if people actually think that's me?
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-23 14:42 [#01610074]
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:golfclap:
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:43 [#01610076]
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Now that's rrespect.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:44 [#01610077]
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you have begun! i was calm... :/
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-23 14:46 [#01610084]
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I have what? You what? Werre calm? Now arre you all rriled up?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-05-23 14:48 [#01610092]
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jæi har stor tiss
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-05-23 14:49 [#01610096]
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we are friends! STOP! ;)
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2005-05-23 14:51 [#01610100]
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if i had nuts on my chin would they be chin nuts?
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-23 14:55 [#01610116]
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well I'm riled
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-23 14:56 [#01610117]
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I've got to a point where I start laughing even before I've read what you've said. I think it's because I expect to laugh at everything you say. and yes, you deliver
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-23 14:56 [#01610118]
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No, you'd have a dick on your mouth.
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uzim
on 2005-05-23 15:16 [#01610143]
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if i did, i would shoot myself in the face with a bazooka. no, seriously. (unless it was considered normal because everyone had their genitalia instead of a nose o_O)
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-23 15:17 [#01610144]
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but what if it was a beatiful penis?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-23 15:22 [#01610148]
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They don't exist.
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-23 15:23 [#01610149]
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i kinda agree i thought it sounded funny
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