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offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 06:48 [#01603355]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker



Yeah, I don't know if this is funny only to me, but there's
this guy named Oliver, and he's liked me for about ever, and
he just got back from Japan. He was like "Kate, I bought you
something." So I say "Oh, thank you Oliver, how thoughtful."
He proceeds to pull out a fuku (japanese school girl outfit)
and say "Would you wear it for me, please?" I laughed right
then and I think he was hurt by it.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2005-05-18 06:52 [#01603358]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



hahahahaha i would have laughed in his face as well and then
told him that he should wear it and then let me shit
in his mouth.


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 06:54 [#01603360]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker



I could say the thing about him wearing it, but as far as
shitting in his mouth goes, thats a bit graphic for me. I'm
usually very nice. So the laughing in his face was even
meaner.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-05-18 06:57 [#01603365]
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it wasn't mean. just normal reaction to excessive retardness


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-18 07:03 [#01603373]
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but you still wore it, right?


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-05-18 07:15 [#01603392]
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ahahahah wear it and post a picture


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-18 07:19 [#01603396]
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that's not so nice from you. but wasn't a joke from him?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-18 07:22 [#01603398]
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holy shit

how scary


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-05-18 07:29 [#01603402]
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did he go ASO PODER MBOBOBOBOB?!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-05-18 07:36 [#01603419]
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There's a gross lack of judgement on display by all involved
in this thread.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 07:37 [#01603421]
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did he leave you the dress in the end? if yes, could you put
it on and post some pics. thanks!


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2005-05-18 07:40 [#01603429]
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did he go ASO PODER MBOBOBOBOB?!

ahahaha i don't know what that means but that is hillarious


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-18 07:40 [#01603430]
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ha!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-05-18 07:41 [#01603433]
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you perverts leave her alone ;)


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:42 [#01603626]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker



It's in my backpack. And uhm, hmm. No. I won't post
pictures. Because that's creepy and fetishy.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 10:46 [#01603640]
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ahh..don't do this kind of threads in the future then..why
tease us? :(


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:47 [#01603641]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #01603640



I wasn't trying to tease, I just thought it was funny. I
should work on my judgement calls.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 10:47 [#01603643]
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can you send them to someone else to post then?


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:48 [#01603645]
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Blahhh. Fine. If I ever take pictures, I'll just post them.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-05-18 10:50 [#01603650]
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Could you describe the appearance of this guy?


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:51 [#01603652]
Points: 408 Status: Lurker | Followup to Mertens: #01603650



Uhh...overweight, leboneese (dark hair, tan skin). Wears an
"I [heart] Hentai" shirt every other day.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 10:52 [#01603653]
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you know you wanted to do that since the moment you opened
this thread! AHAHAHA


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:53 [#01603655]
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Ok, truthfully I half wanted to, because I think I look cute
in it, but my legs look horrendous so it'll probably be just
waist up.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-05-18 10:54 [#01603661]
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hi, here's a friendly tip from me:

i think this is what you're looking for with your posts:
attention and lots of it. the problem is that you're not
winning anyone's respect. maybe think some more about what
you're doing here...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 10:55 [#01603663]
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oh, honesty is a good virtue!


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-18 10:56 [#01603666]
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Hmm, that was kind of harsh. I just come in here on my open
hours between classes, but okay, I get the point.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 10:58 [#01603667]
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sometimes we all need a voice of reason :)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-05-18 10:59 [#01603669]
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i'm just making an honest observation because if you are
really who you say you are, you may be setting yourself up
for more problems in the future. i mean, look at your
comment... just trying to help.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-18 11:03 [#01603672]
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Can you Oliver to sign up here?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 11:03 [#01603673]
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seriously. people just want to oogle over you because
they're all desperate. at least give em what they want.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-18 11:04 [#01603675]
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oliver wants to make a lampshade out of your skin.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 11:06 [#01603676]
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just put the lotion in the basket!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-18 11:06 [#01603677]
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stay strong
....strong....strong....strong ..........


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 11:07 [#01603678]
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hi, heres a better friendly tip:

If you don't mind the attention and you don't feel
uncomfortable. carry on. This is a message board not the
work place. I respect you and think in the short time you
have been here you have contibuted well and represented
yourself in a respectable way. I know R40f probably only has
you best interests at heart, but for me you have not
'crossed the line' and the only crime you are guilty of is
being a woman on a board inproportionally populated by men.

Keep up the good posts



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-18 11:08 [#01603680]
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YES!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-18 11:14 [#01603690]
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HAHA!


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-05-18 11:14 [#01603691]
Points: 2064 Status: Lurker | Followup to laniatus: #01603652



Unfortunately, that what I figured (except the lebonesse
part). Anyway, what he did was pretty disrespectful. Let him
know that.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-18 11:41 [#01603730]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



....... can I borrow said costume? ;op


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-18 13:55 [#01603945]
Points: 1416 Status: Lurker



Did he have the high-socks?
its nothing without the high-socks...


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 14:37 [#01604018]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



TEACHERS Avoid fancying 15-year-old girls in your charge by
picturing them engaged in much younger activities, such as
sucking large lollipops or frolicking naked in a paddling
pool.

Got to love Top Tips


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-18 14:42 [#01604031]
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I only just worked out why you say 'op' all the time. It
appears to be some sort of face constructed from text.


 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-19 08:19 [#01604842]
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What site did you get that from?


 


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