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sneakattack
on 2005-05-17 01:57 [#01601825]
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every time a pile of those lazy, stupid, complacent, fat, fuckers, is, trundling around in front of me, I want to make them arc through the skies with..
..my golden toe..
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MONOID
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 01:58 [#01601826]
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do not do it is mean
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-17 02:02 [#01601828]
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I know that's why I never did. around NYC they have this teeny little birds which steal all the food people throw to pigeons, sometimes in mid-air. I feel bad then too.
oh shit I just had an after-tremor chuckle from that zooming in bit you did..
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:10 [#01601835]
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it is mean but funny. hahaha.
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-17 02:10 [#01601836]
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they may deserve it.. it's sad how much evolution doesn't apply any more just because of people's pity/compassion. BOO
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:11 [#01601837]
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i think these small birds are sparrows.
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-17 02:14 [#01601839]
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if I paypal you money, will you change your avatar? I think I was bitching about it before and during my ban. I guess it's sort of endearing at this point. So yeah, keep it. KEEPIT
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:15 [#01601840]
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once i saw a pigeon fall from the sky and die right in front of me, he landed headfirst on the ground and it ruined my day
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:20 [#01601842]
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if you paypal me money... sounds good. but: i have to create a paypal account, and i have heard that paypal doesn't work with Ukraine yet. Or almost doesn't.
I will keep it, because i don't have better ideas for it.
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-17 02:21 [#01601844]
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yeah that's pretty bad.
I once saw a pile of little ants cut off the abdomens of another species of ants' winged procreators (drones and would-be-queens). They were all running around, nothing to do .. the little ones were content to stop them from laying eggs, no need to actually kill them.. awful
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:29 [#01601849]
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i sometimes gave pigeons food outside my job and they had a fight with a crow for these pieces of bread, besides the sparrow factor. sparrows can see the food from at least 1000m, i think. You throw bread on an empty place and soon sparrows come from somewhere and tidy up the asphalt. Pigeons aren't that fast.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:31 [#01601850]
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when i was realy little (5) I saw a pidgeon walk off the edge of a wall and plummet to the ground, at the time i was worried but now i just think "What a stupid Pidgeon"
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:33 [#01601851]
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I saw a pidgeon get ripped apart by a gang of crows it was horrible, you could hear the pidgeon's screams for ages. It made shivers run up my back.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:39 [#01601859]
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one more pigeon story below.
once we took a pigeon with broken wing home, fed it for a week or so on a balcony, and when it felt ok it just flew away, leaving some shite and never squeaking any thanks. Birds have not enough brains to be grateful or polite.
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neetta
from Finland on 2005-05-17 02:41 [#01601862]
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a group of crows ia called a murder. that is what the simpsons tought me!
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:46 [#01601870]
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Pidgeons are just flying rats in my opinion. But crows are just cocky bastards, When there are enough of them they will even mob people.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-17 11:59 [#01602506]
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If you crush up an Alka Selsa and fold it into a slice of bread when the flying rats eat it their stomachs will explode, usually in mid air. I hate the horrid things and I encorage anyone to try this, it is best done in a crowded area because they fall on peoples heads...
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-17 12:01 [#01602511]
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i've been tempted but neverr would. i got a swan in the wing with a fig rroll once and it chased my little cousin.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 12:04 [#01602516]
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funny and most enlightening 010101
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-17 12:04 [#01602517]
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hahah
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ToXikFB
on 2005-05-17 12:05 [#01602519]
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sounds like a plan! haha fucking flying ratbags
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uzim
on 2005-05-17 12:05 [#01602520]
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pigeons invented headbanging. they're so fucking metal!
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-05-17 12:06 [#01602521]
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Remember when wesvalve posted that video on audstim of his mate booting the rat with wings...haha that shit was mad funny.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-17 12:09 [#01602527]
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I dream of one day taking my son to Trafalgar Square
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 12:09 [#01602529]
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pidgeons did not invent head banging, chickens did, by the way which one came first "the chicken or the egg?"
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-17 12:12 [#01602531]
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afterr giving grreat thought to that question i've come to the conclusion that chickens, and eggs forr that matterr, don't actually exist.
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mimi
on 2005-05-17 12:13 [#01602532]
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ive never even seen a pigeon
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-17 12:15 [#01602535]
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walk frrom my house to town and you'll see enough to last you a lifetime.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2005-05-17 12:17 [#01602538]
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I occasionally kick my cat in the belly by accident when she scampers past my moving feet, and I always feel bad
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 12:20 [#01602544]
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then big got angry and earvalve went apeshit, if I remember correctly.
just wait till big sees this thread..
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-05-17 12:26 [#01602556]
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Yes it was funny.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-17 12:28 [#01602557]
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classic
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 12:34 [#01602559]
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I meant kochlear.
here is the Dramatic Thread.
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-17 12:40 [#01602562]
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ah yes, what a gem.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-18 12:22 [#01603795]
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weasels eat pigeons when we can catch them... YuM! :P
never kicked one though. I remember I used to try when I was much younger but in the UK they seem to be much quicker and get away before you can get close enough
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-05-18 12:24 [#01603801]
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pigeon's got a bad rap, man...
can't help but admire their headbanging ways...
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-18 12:26 [#01603804]
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fecking air rats
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 12:28 [#01603809]
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They are scum...
Their head banging is best compared to Mullet wearing white trash rocking out at the incidental music at a monster truck rally.
Now woodpeckers on the other hand are natures Bruce Dickinsons of head banging ( back when he had long hair )
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-18 12:30 [#01603813]
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oh i like them. they'rre just a crreaturre trrying to make ends meet.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-05-18 13:19 [#01603867]
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huzzah for the woodpecker, too...
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:19 [#01603869]
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lozzle for the woodpeckers
...yummy o_O
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:21 [#01603870]
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. once i saw a pigeon with one leg and it was sad but amusing at the same time. but i ma
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-18 13:22 [#01603873]
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i see loads of pigeons with with one leg. i see a gap in the marrket.
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nacmat
on 2005-05-18 13:23 [#01603876]
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they are faster than me
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:23 [#01603877]
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i wonder why they only have one leg. Is it a mutation or some sort of deficiency which occurs during birth or has this illustrious missing leg been chewed off by some small mammal such as myself...
I'll ponder that one.... ^_^
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:24 [#01603880]
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you're really funny
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-18 13:25 [#01603882]
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i must be honest, i do find it funny when DeleriousWeasel makes a serrious posts and get a little 'i'm a weasel' gag in therre at the end. the above post sums that rright mix up prretty well.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:30 [#01603888]
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yay thanks guys, I try, I try...
cheers Anus! @_@ *I dont mean that to be rude btw, just short for your name*
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:31 [#01603892]
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its like a double act in one. fun times.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:33 [#01603897]
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that's because im a schitzophrenic...but make sure my other persona doesn't find out! He doesn't know yet...I think...
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