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offline sneakattack on 2005-05-17 01:57 [#01601825]
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every time a pile of those lazy, stupid, complacent, fat,
fuckers, is, trundling around in front of me, I want to make
them arc through the skies with..

..my golden toe..

..

MONOID


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 01:58 [#01601826]
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do not do it is mean


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-17 02:02 [#01601828]
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I know that's why I never did. around NYC they have this
teeny little birds which steal all the food people throw to
pigeons, sometimes in mid-air. I feel bad then too.

oh shit I just had an after-tremor chuckle from that zooming
in bit you did..


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:10 [#01601835]
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it is mean but funny.
hahaha.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-17 02:10 [#01601836]
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they may deserve it.. it's sad how much evolution doesn't
apply any more just because of people's pity/compassion. BOO


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:11 [#01601837]
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i think these small birds are sparrows.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-17 02:14 [#01601839]
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if I paypal you money, will you change your avatar? I think
I was bitching about it before and during my ban. I guess
it's sort of endearing at this point. So yeah, keep it.
KEEPIT


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:15 [#01601840]
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once i saw a pigeon fall from the sky and die right in front
of me, he landed headfirst on the ground and it ruined my
day


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:20 [#01601842]
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if you paypal me money... sounds good. but: i have to create
a paypal account, and i have heard that paypal doesn't work
with Ukraine yet. Or almost doesn't.

I will keep it, because i don't have better ideas for it.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-17 02:21 [#01601844]
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yeah that's pretty bad.

I once saw a pile of little ants cut off the abdomens of
another species of ants' winged procreators (drones and
would-be-queens). They were all running around, nothing to
do .. the little ones were content to stop them from laying
eggs, no need to actually kill them.. awful


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:29 [#01601849]
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i sometimes gave pigeons food outside my job and they had a
fight with a crow for these pieces of bread, besides the
sparrow factor. sparrows can see the food from at least
1000m, i think. You throw bread on an empty place and soon
sparrows come from somewhere and tidy up the asphalt.
Pigeons aren't that fast.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:31 [#01601850]
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when i was realy little (5) I saw a pidgeon walk off the
edge of a wall and plummet to the ground, at the time i was
worried but now i just think "What a stupid Pidgeon"


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:33 [#01601851]
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I saw a pidgeon get ripped apart by a gang of crows it was
horrible, you could hear the pidgeon's screams for ages. It
made shivers run up my back.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-17 02:39 [#01601859]
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one more pigeon story below.

once we took a pigeon with broken wing home, fed it for a
week or so on a balcony, and when it felt ok it just flew
away, leaving some shite and never squeaking any thanks.
Birds have not enough brains to be grateful or polite.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2005-05-17 02:41 [#01601862]
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a group of crows ia called a murder. that is what the
simpsons tought me!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:46 [#01601870]
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Pidgeons are just flying rats in my opinion. But crows are
just cocky bastards, When there are enough of them they
will even mob people.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-17 11:59 [#01602506]
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If you crush up an Alka Selsa and fold it into a slice of
bread when the flying rats eat it their stomachs will
explode, usually in mid air. I hate the horrid things and I
encorage anyone to try this, it is best done in a crowded
area because they fall on peoples heads...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-17 12:01 [#01602511]
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i've been tempted but neverr would. i got a swan in the wing
with a fig rroll once and it chased my little cousin.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 12:04 [#01602516]
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funny and most enlightening 010101


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-17 12:04 [#01602517]
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hahah


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-05-17 12:05 [#01602519]
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sounds like a plan! haha fucking flying ratbags


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-17 12:05 [#01602520]
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pigeons invented headbanging. they're so fucking
metal!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-05-17 12:06 [#01602521]
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Remember when wesvalve posted that video on audstim of his
mate booting the rat with wings...haha that shit was mad
funny.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-17 12:09 [#01602527]
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I dream of one day taking my son to Trafalgar Square


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 12:09 [#01602529]
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pidgeons did not invent head banging, chickens did, by the
way which one came first "the chicken or the egg?"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-17 12:12 [#01602531]
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afterr giving grreat thought to that question i've come to
the conclusion that chickens, and eggs forr that matterr,
don't actually exist.


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-17 12:13 [#01602532]
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ive never even seen a pigeon


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-17 12:15 [#01602535]
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walk frrom my house to town and you'll see enough to last
you a lifetime.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-17 12:17 [#01602538]
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I occasionally kick my cat in the belly by accident when she
scampers past my moving feet, and I always feel bad


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 12:20 [#01602544]
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then big got angry and earvalve went apeshit, if I remember
correctly.

just wait till big sees this thread..


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-05-17 12:26 [#01602556]
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Yes it was funny.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-17 12:28 [#01602557]
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classic


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 12:34 [#01602559]
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I meant kochlear.

here is the Dramatic Thread.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-17 12:40 [#01602562]
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ah yes, what a gem.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 12:22 [#01603795]
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weasels eat pigeons when we can catch them... YuM! :P

never kicked one though. I remember I used to try when I was
much younger but in the UK they seem to be much quicker and
get away before you can get close enough


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-05-18 12:24 [#01603801]
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pigeon's got a bad rap, man...

can't help but admire their headbanging ways...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-18 12:26 [#01603804]
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fecking air rats


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 12:28 [#01603809]
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They are scum...

Their head banging is best compared to Mullet wearing white
trash rocking out at the incidental music at a monster truck
rally.

Now woodpeckers on the other hand are natures Bruce
Dickinsons of head banging ( back when he had long hair )


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-18 12:30 [#01603813]
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oh i like them. they'rre just a crreaturre trrying to make
ends meet.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-05-18 13:19 [#01603867]
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huzzah for the woodpecker, too...



 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:19 [#01603869]
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lozzle for the woodpeckers

...yummy o_O


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:21 [#01603870]
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. once i saw a pigeon with one leg and it was sad but
amusing at the same time. but i ma


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-18 13:22 [#01603873]
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i see loads of pigeons with with one leg. i see a gap in the
marrket.


 

offline nacmat on 2005-05-18 13:23 [#01603876]
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they are faster than me


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:23 [#01603877]
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i wonder why they only have one leg. Is it a mutation or
some sort of deficiency which occurs during birth or has
this illustrious missing leg been chewed off by some small
mammal such as myself...

I'll ponder that one.... ^_^


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:24 [#01603880]
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you're really funny


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-18 13:25 [#01603882]
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i must be honest, i do find it funny when DeleriousWeasel
makes a serrious posts and get a little 'i'm a weasel' gag
in therre at the end. the above post sums that rright
mix
up prretty well.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:30 [#01603888]
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yay thanks guys, I try, I try...

cheers Anus! @_@
*I dont mean that to be rude btw, just short for your name*


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 13:31 [#01603892]
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its like a double act in one. fun times.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 13:33 [#01603897]
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that's because im a schitzophrenic...but make sure my other
persona doesn't find out! He doesn't know yet...I think...


 


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