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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-15 15:30 [#01599892]
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Jamsters rringtones, man they rreally piss me off. I'm
getting rreally sick of hearring that stupid frrog orr chick
everry 5 minutes in the distance. They've been adverrtised
TWICE so farr on this brreak... they must be making a
forrtune off young kids who can't rreally afforrd a shitty 3
pound rringtone.


 

offline xceque on 2005-05-15 15:31 [#01599894]
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My "mute" button's text is fading rapidly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-15 15:31 [#01599896]
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they are really, really horrible.



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-15 15:32 [#01599898]
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paying for ringtones is fuking, brilliant.

i can't believe i didn't come up with it first

new markets = win


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2005-05-15 15:33 [#01599899]
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it was played 5 times in one break yesterday, twice in a row
on the next break,

The Chav's choice of ringtone


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-15 15:34 [#01599900]
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Thank god I'm smart and have a single "beep" for my ringtone
followed by vibration.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-15 15:39 [#01599908]
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although, and I've said this before, when seeing the awful
commercials hailing the next shitty animation including
"new" and very cheap eurohouse tune (always being something
with crappy synths and preferably an upwardly pitched girls
voice), I do enjoy seeing the desperation - how
they're trying to frantically cash in on the success they
had with the KrrrRRRazy frog with follow-ups that get
increasingly worse and worse!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2005-05-15 15:40 [#01599909]
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I think I speak for civilized society when I say:

"FUCK JAMSTER!!! FUCK THEM RIGHT UP THEIR ASSES WITH A
HUNDRED RED-HOT POKERS!!!"

>:(


 

offline xceque on 2005-05-15 15:42 [#01599910]
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My ringtone is the magic roundabout theme in standard
monotone bleep. I've had it for... must be about 2/3 years
now.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-15 15:47 [#01599921]
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Mine goes da da da, da da da


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-15 20:44 [#01600069]
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why the fuck do people need ringtones? all phones vibrate
these days, so stop pissing everyone else off with your
beeps trying to reflect your excuse of a personality. cunt.

(not aimed at anyone here, just cunts in society in
general)

but, fuck, even my phone which is 8 years old vibrates.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-05-15 20:57 [#01600073]
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i might be getting a cell soon

im gonna program my own ringtones


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-05-15 20:57 [#01600074]
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If Jamsters was a person I would choke them to death.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-16 16:24 [#01601386]
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hahaha so stop pissing everyone else off with your
beeps trying to reflect your excuse of a personality.
cunt.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-16 18:21 [#01601530]
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I'd help you by holding him/her down.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-05-16 18:36 [#01601544]
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Please, choking is so passe.

I demand:

DEATH BY JUDAS CHAIR


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-05-16 18:42 [#01601550]
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Have you still not got a cell phone qrter? They are
horrible apart from the blackberry. I know you hate phone
talk but this one works for me.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-16 18:46 [#01601554]
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I still have no cellphone, no.

and if I can manage without, I'll never have one. :)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-05-16 18:53 [#01601557]
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you do right, I need one 'cos I'm really silly and forget
what day it is. actually forget it, I don't know what i'm
on about.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-16 19:03 [#01601580]
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oh I get that too. but then I look on the interneft and I
get distracted by things like tits!


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-16 19:04 [#01601583]
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i don't have a cell phone, but if i did, i'd make my
ringtone the sound of the tranceiver in metal gear.

either that or the sound it makes in super mario when you
get a mushroom and become "super".



 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-16 19:05 [#01601588]
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or maybe the sound of someone getting massacred by a
chainsaw.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-16 19:11 [#01601599]
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..because that would sound terrifying coming from a speaker
the size of an ant's asshole.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-16 19:13 [#01601603]
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it would sound like a tiny fart.


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-16 19:13 [#01601605]
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haha


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-16 19:16 [#01601615]
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"your coat is farting"


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-16 19:19 [#01601621]
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parp


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-16 19:42 [#01601664]
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i've got an idea for a ringtone, inspired by anus_presley:

a latin dude saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring" with rolled-r
sound. you like? i like!



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 19:44 [#01601665]
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no


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-05-17 00:52 [#01601804]
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jamster...bling tones....badup bup pssh


 

offline dna from United States on 2005-05-17 01:34 [#01601820]
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they played a bodenstandig 2000 song on one of their
commercials


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-17 02:51 [#01601874]
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Death to the crazy frog


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-17 03:07 [#01601890]
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i dont have a phone meaning i havent experienced ringtones
or the vibration setting....i have to make to with whistling
and masterbation.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 03:10 [#01601892]
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i think the crazy frog could do with a trip to France, i
hear the mushroom sauce is very nice...


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-05-17 03:29 [#01601902]
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frog pisstake

its not that funny mind


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-05-17 13:31 [#01602605]
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fucking brilliant


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2005-05-17 20:54 [#01602968]
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god, i called the information line up feat. in the
commercial and bitched out the operator. Somebody must be
buyin that shit or else it would just fade away, but the
commercials keep getting longer and more annoying.
Advertising on TV isn't cheap. i think ted turner is behind
this one gang.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 22:09 [#01603002]
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" dont have a phone meaning i havent experienced
ringtones"


unless you have been living under a rock somewhere in a
desert, this is completely impossible.

everyone has experienced ringtones. EVERYONE!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-17 22:10 [#01603003]
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if penexpers thinks it's "fucking brilliant" it can't be
very funny.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 00:05 [#01603031]
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i just rembered remembered i havent watched
tv for a month so i dont get annoyed by jamsters. or,
anything. breliant brilliant!


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-05-18 02:44 [#01603122]
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have u tried watching it qrter?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-18 02:53 [#01603132]
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What? Jamsters are awesome! I love the Crazy Frog Trance
Mix, I have it on my phone.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2006-06-12 22:16 [#01918812]
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i used to think highly of the british.


 


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