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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-05-14 17:10 [#01599260]
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I traded my ps2 for my pal's xbox just to play this game.
Its fuhquing great. Lovely music, rediculously lush
environments and a really fun action orientated battle
system. I'm only about 4.5 hours in but I am enjoying it. I
only stopped playing it to shower, get dressed, post this
message and now I am heading out to imbibe alcohol so I can
smell bad, not walk properly and to expulse urine from my
penis frequently and with high pressure.

Also, I chose the hot chick as my character. That way I dont
have to pause the game for internet masturbation breaks.



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offline staz on 2005-05-14 19:12 [#01599323]
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I played that game for 7 hours per day over 3 days! It's
totally genius, one of the few games I've bothered playing
for the last couple of years.


 

offline optimus prime on 2005-05-14 21:55 [#01599427]
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i could probably roll her up in my katamari.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-15 04:35 [#01599562]
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i dont give a poop about your game but i enjoyed the second
half of your post


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-15 05:29 [#01599598]
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i would probably be interested in this game if i had an
x-box... ' _ '

i often choose girls as characters in video games too but
not for the same reason.

rolling people up a katamari is morally bad.

i enjoyed the second half of your post as well.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-15 06:22 [#01599624]
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ok
what's that ball in the picture? energy ball weapon?


 

offline uzim on 2005-05-15 06:30 [#01599628]
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two levitating wooden or chocolate sticks spinning at a
quantic speed so they seem to be not moving at all and at
the same time
spinning so fast that they create a halo
of light. actually they may even be so quantic that they are
wooden sticks and chocolate sticks at the same time.
i wouldn't try to use or eat them if i were you.


 

offline Clic on 2005-05-15 06:34 [#01599630]
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Two turds in a magical orb.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-15 06:40 [#01599632]
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of course, duh


 

offline acid_polic3 from london (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-15 09:16 [#01599699]
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im quite enjoying it myself, the toad demon skill is quite
mad - with damage upgrades can rinse crowds of people. gao
was dispatched in 5 seconds in this manner.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-05-15 19:48 [#01600049]
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I havent seen any of those balls yet.
There is a guy who joins you and teaches you drunken style.
He will throw you wine jugs to keep you drunk during a fight
and they float in a similar ball like in the pic.

My guess is that they're nunchaku that you can pick up and
use.

During a fight scene inside a tea house, I accidentally
broke a table and picked up the legs, whacking people with
them. It was a cool surprise.

acid_polic3: I dont use the toad demon skill, I
bought the leaping tiger style and I use that all the time.
And the one that slows down enemies. Forgot the name.


 


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