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Kill three fish by putting them in your vagina, dry the fish meat, powder it and stir it in with "substances." Now, mix this new magical compund in with the food of the man you want to keep. True magical method from Innsbruck, 1495 |
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that must be what your mother used to get your father to come even near her. |
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truth! too bad your mother didn't know this method, 'cause she could use some help with sticking to one man! |
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badum tisss |
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" INZOLIAH, a beautiful Dark Elf mage, climbs down from the tree, helped by the barbarian. There is the sound of footsteps nearby. Schiavas readies his sword and Inzoliah prepares to cast a spell. Nothing comes out. INZOLIAH: You're bleeding. You should have Dolcettus heal that for you. SCHIAVAS: He's still drained from all the spells he had to cast down in the caves. I'm fine. If we get out of this and no one needs it more, I'll take the last potion of healing. Where's Malvasian? " |
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i bet women did it. people are freaks. |
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amazing. i bet it works |
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I really dont like fish though. What if the woman uses steak or another meat product? |
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oh man some chicken fingers |
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Sea bass |
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no but i hear it |
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That sounds a lot more humane than making a necklace of 19 frogs, then hanging them in the sun to make them die, and forcing the one you want to fall in love with you to wear it for a day's worth of sunlight without them noticing. And its not as gross as getting them to eat period blood to do the same effect. |
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how do you kill a cow with a vagina? |
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i could really go for some fish right about now |
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yes, those period blood rituals were kind of weird too.. there was one where one would soak a piece of cloth in period blood, put pubic hairs in it, and sow it into a mans clothes. Actually, at one time, a woman was burned at the stake for having sown a pouch of period blood/pubes to a mans belt. |
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