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offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-27 17:36 [#01578156]
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If the world was filled with people from this message board
it would be a much better place.

As it stands, in general, it is a fucking shit heap filled
with self satisfying cretins.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-27 17:38 [#01578157]
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Are you saying we should...

procreate?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-27 17:39 [#01578161]
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I'm getting worse :(


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-27 17:41 [#01578164]
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The streets would be empty, and everyone would be a pasty,
unwashed alcoholic.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-27 17:44 [#01578166]
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Better than back stabbing snivelling twats who get offended
when you tell them their pointless prattle interests you
less than modern day politics.


 

offline k_maty on 2005-04-27 17:44 [#01578168]
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We love you too!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-27 17:46 [#01578173]
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You're right. People ARE cunts.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 17:49 [#01578180]
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If the world was filled with people from this message board
the male to female ratio would be awful.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-04-27 17:51 [#01578188]
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I'm quite luckily, I live in a rather insular environment.
The average person I encounter is pretty badass.

I actually panic when I get a glimpse of the principles
guiding most of the world


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-27 17:55 [#01578200]
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I noticed a reference the other day by earthleakage that
pertained to an insight into things that most people don't
have. I have often thought about it myself and thought it
was ego talking, but after much self reflection I have
decided that it is something tangible. It is an affliction
people who think to much are affected by. Going over the
same scenario countless times analysing every aspect. I can
see how it drives some people to insanity.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-04-27 17:58 [#01578204]
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that happens to me less now because I don't associate with
females as much (heh)


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-27 17:59 [#01578207]
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That's the reason i can't sleep most nights. Fucking cunting
shitbag brain.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:03 [#01578215]
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there'd only be:
3792 people in the world (and many of these would be copies
of other ones)
Up until now there would only have been 1564702 statements
Today there would've been 741 statements
there would only have been 74726 onversations, 30% of which
would only be people saying stuff out loud with no-one
replying, and 30 more percent would be conversations that
were stopped by randomly passing grey people.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-27 18:04 [#01578216]
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Much like heaven.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:05 [#01578218]
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tolstoyed, Ophecks, Ceri JC, qrter, nacmat, titsworth, uzim,
ecnadniarb, virginpusher and w M w would be really
though.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:06 [#01578220]
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hahaha!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 18:10 [#01578227]
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I'd buy you all drinks.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:11 [#01578228]
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I would say that everyone would be going after me because of
the awesome symbol on my fucking forehead. ;]


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-04-27 18:12 [#01578229]
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don't worry, I'd make fun of you.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:13 [#01578230]
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That isnt what I wanted. ;(

But okay! :D


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 18:14 [#01578231]
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nothing would get done. it would be a better place, but i
doubt it'd last long cos people are too fucking lazy here.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:15 [#01578232]
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hahahaha I agree--I am in class right now and I am still
being lazy and on this board instead of doing work. Fftt!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:15 [#01578233]
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there cannot be light without darkness... there couldn't
only be xlt.. there'd have to be the nation of WATMM, which
we apparently would be at war with or something, and in the
middle there would lie the neutral country of warp.

also our bodies would have evolved into hedgehog-like
pigeons due to the course of evolution.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 18:17 [#01578236]
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dont worry xlt will be here when you flunk your course :P


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:20 [#01578237]
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hahahahah I'll tell you when the professor figures out I am
fucking around and comes over to hit me ;)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:08 [#01578249]
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pro-create? bags not dog_belch!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:12 [#01578251]
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bags p0g0!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:14 [#01578252]
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bags not second!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-27 19:16 [#01578253]
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the sun would be shaped like Phobiazero's head


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:17 [#01578254]
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is that jean michel jarre's eye?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:18 [#01578255]
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I can't procreate, the booze has sozzled my genes. However,
I guess that won't stop me from trying.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578257]
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Actually I'd adopt. Men can these days.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578258]
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Yes

(no)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578259]
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Tipo van Scoop and cx would have a global chain of gay
knocking shops.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:27 [#01578267]
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Can anyone recommend me some Yanni?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:31 [#01578270]
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Ha ha!!


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 19:32 [#01578271]
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xltronic should club together and buy a banana republic.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-27 19:33 [#01578272]
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the bags from l.a. > the bags from boston


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:36 [#01578276]
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I think I'm having a slightly early midlife crisis.


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:40 [#01578278]
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one day


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:48 [#01578281]
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What happened to those tapes you could buy in Woolies that
were cheap cover versions of Top Chart hits, and they came
in a red cassette case. My brother had an album of Status
Quo covers by Thunder Road. Why this relentless nostalgia,
what is missing in my life? What failed to transpire after
so much expectation? Why are there no beers in the
fridge?



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:51 [#01578285]
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Would they, were they still being made, these records of
cheaper cover versions, make one of classic techno tracks,
by a bunch of faceless IDM session musicians, that's what I
was getting at, rather addledly.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:52 [#01578286]
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I once got nicked for nicking the best of Henry Mancini from
woolworths when I was 14 for a dare. Some butch lady store
detective was on me before I could pretend to be a normal
shopper.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-27 19:54 [#01578287]
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i think i've got that on vinyl.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:56 [#01578288]
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Casette cover versions are now ring tones in this backward
future... this country...?!?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:57 [#01578289]
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Store detectives. Lady store detectives.... Butch lady store
detectives. There are worse things in the world but I'd be
hard pressed to come up with any.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 19:57 [#01578290]
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I did for about 9 seconds, the baby elephant walk is
amazing!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-04-27 20:02 [#01578292]
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Seriousley, I was acting like I was in a northern Grange
Hill. 'I haven't done 'owt. get off, I'll 'av you' etc. but
she had an iron grip like Ilsa Koch (she devil of the SS)


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 20:57 [#01578335]
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I'm definitely going to hell becuase I laughed, not for the
first time even, at the name of uber Nazi sex pest Isles of
Cock.

Byker Grove never really hit the gritty lows of Grange Hill.
I think you're right about the ringtones, every track, from
the humblest to the avant garde, is reduced to the same
annoying dog-baiting blurps and bleebles. The other day a
man, older than even me, was sitting in the cafe/bar, trying
out all his ringtones whilst I was trying to relax. BASTARDS


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-27 21:16 [#01578347]
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Wait, don't people spend more money on ringtones than
singles in the UK now? I think i read that somewhere and
sighed heavily.


 


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