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i crawled in to my bed...and was staring at the ceiling. soon after i vomited all over myself. not even just once...but like eight times. and then i got up and got in the shower and...i'm just confused. when i got into bed and when i got out of my vomit soaked bed i was completely capable. what happened during that time to cause me to just lie there in my own puke for like 5 minutes? ...and how the hell do i clean this shit off my mattress? and do a good job? suggestions? i'm sure this has happened to at least one of you guys. |
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oh. i'd been drinking since 5. i forgot to mention that. |
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Time to buy a new mattress, guy. Nothing gets that acrid beerypuke stink out. |
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that's one answerr the otherr is soap and a damp cloth. |
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it does if you go to worrk while the vomit is still wet |
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Then i stand corrected. I've just got an image of a pale and quivering ambsace trying to cram his mattress into the washing machine. |
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No, you'rre rright in this case, once it has drried (which it has), the only healerr is time and even then, like you say, the stink does rremain to some degrree orr anotherr. |
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Hahaha, btw. |
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what's happening to you!?! after all the energy i put into you.. |
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you need to shout it out |
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This is a good story. |
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I liked the part about the vomiting. |
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I liked the suspense of the ceiling scene. |
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I think the mysterious five minutes is my favourite part. |
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i like his false desperation when he pretended to want to know how to clean his matress... like he actually cares if he sleeps in vomit for another night. |
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your grandchildren sure are in for a treat when you grow old |
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this story smells a bit like like gira's "the consumer". |
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maybe it was all a dream Did you about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own vimto |
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BIG FUN!! didi you try to clean it right away or the next day?? |
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its funny because it wasnt me |
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so that's yellow stains, brown stains, red stains, white stains, and now light-brown stains on your mattress, oh boy oh boy, your bed must be soaking wet from all tody fun...white stains |
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FUCK i meant to say "wet from all TODAY's fun" |
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well. i need to clean it today. i uh. was kinda busy all day, and managed to start drinking again during that time and sorta forgot about it until it was time to go to bed. my floor's uneven. and not very comfortable. |
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