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In whatever language you may speak, whats a good pick up line.. im still trying to find one.... heh. |
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you mean pick up gals? |
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"hey girl, lets play army...I'll lay down and you blow me away". |
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Skae vie knulle? Thats one of the best pick up lines you can say in swedish, definitly. |
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the line that has gotten me laid the most is, 'hi.' shucks, I even got married 'cause of that one! |
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nice tits! do you wanna ride in my car! |
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are you alone... maybe i can help you i think i heard this one in the unkle album (psience fiction) |
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So let me get this straight, yes means yes, and no means tie you up, right? Know anywhere to hide a body? You can come back to my place once my parents go to sleep. All the voices in my head agree you look beautiful. Hey, you know that funny noise your sister makes when she has an orgasm? Baby, you look so good I'd bang you in front of my wife's attorney. No need to buy any popcorn, I snuck this whole bucket of chicken fat into the movies so we could eat for free. So which movie do you want to see? "Lord of the Rings?" I heard that was good! I'll be watching "Blackhawk Down". I'll meet you in the lobby when it's over. I can't believe the car broke down. Could you walk to a service station and call a cab? Do you want to get Mexican food? Tom likes Mexican food. Mexican food makes Tom fart. Why are you looking at Tom that way? |
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Hahaha..... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Archrival: what does yours mean?? |
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Did my pants just shrink, or am I getting bigger? |
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Want to go halves on a bastard? |
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Have you ever had your tit's weighed?? *then shake her tits and say WAAAAAYYYY !!! * |
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trevorgod thats pretty funny! |
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i find "get in the fucking car bitch before your guts join the trash in the motherfucking gutter" works best for me - never failed me yet. marlowe prisoner No. 7236 |
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Unfortunatly funny doesn't put naked ladies in the bed. |
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Just talk to her, or grab her and give her the most passionate kiss ever. that would work for me... total romance with a bit of horny stuff thrown in |
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AHHAHAH lemmie see......how's about this oldie but goodie 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?' mwaaaaaahhhh hahahah ' |
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people say romance is dead, but when i look at you, i know they're lying. anyway, pick up lines sound lame. just make sure you see a female a few times and she sees you and when she walks by, say "hi" or something. yeah, take my advice because i'm some lonely, shy guy who ain't got no woman. |
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This one worked!!! Q-Is it true when a girl says no she means yes and when she says yes she means no? A-No Q-Do you want a drink? A-No Q-What sort of drink? |
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lol |
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lol |
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how much biatch! |
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Mmmh...for those of yu who have dogs heres a good a one when walking the dog: -Eih!Não queres fazer uma festa no bicho! Not going to translate it just would be lost |
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ohhhh nice accent.....tee hee |
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"The word for today is 'legs', so lets go back to my place and spread the word." "You're like a championship bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you." "So, should I call you for breakfast or just nudge you?" "If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" |
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