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offline room from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-19 08:19 [#01570180]
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CDReviews
The aspect of Audiobulb Records that instantly manifests in
my mind upon thinking of the label is the fact that they
refused to release my humble attempt at electronica.

Sonic CuriosityBuild: a pleasant dose of ambience is set upon
by insidious cybernetic insects. Rodolphe Kuffer: quirky
embellishments duel for supremacy.

Splendid
Intricate Maximals is like a bag of M&Ms -- we all know
we'll be getting an assortment of candy-coated chocolate
pieces, but everyone has a favorite color -- and that's the
real reason for buying the bag.

Sandman
This is perhaps one of the few areas of contemporary music
where the listener is challenged by more than simply volume
or obscenity. There's little linking this stuff to pop
either. it's interesting, gentle and not difficult to listen
to while never indulging in useless hippy whale music. It'll
never sale newspapers though, and why should it?

What ever words you find to describe it - Intricate Maximals
is available now from Audiobulb Records
Audiobulb



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-19 08:23 [#01570182]
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hey, i buy M&Ms just so i can get my favourite color too!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-19 08:23 [#01570183]
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if its not yellow, i throw it away!


 

offline room from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-19 08:29 [#01570188]
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no way! i like em all :)


 

offline mark from out of town on 2005-04-19 08:44 [#01570199]
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Where can I get some of this hippy whale music?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-19 08:51 [#01570204]
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garden centers


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 08:58 [#01570209]
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they definately are:

AFX - Analord
Mikimoto was a girl student. She stayed virgin for her
boyfriend, but the principal put her sleep by the drug, and
rapped her.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-19 09:03 [#01570212]
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excellent review..


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:05 [#01570216]
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Autechre - Untilted
Usagi happened to enter a sex related shop, and the shop
owner took her for a new employee.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:07 [#01570219]
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This one was pretty descriptive, I think...

Britney Spears - My prerogative single
Kudo Jun, an idol of the school, was kidnapped and confined
into the room.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-19 09:09 [#01570220]
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you do this for a living? you've talent..or are they not
yours?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:09 [#01570221]
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Maroon 5 - whatever their album is called
The janitor of a female high school rapped Miki, and tried
to rape her sister in law, Tachibana Motoko, too.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:11 [#01570227]
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I do them on commison for the Washington Post, and the Sun
sometimes buy them too. I work under the alias of Alcazar Di
Casa Commõdore.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-19 09:12 [#01570232]
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hes just putting record names next to the plots of his
favourite movies...


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2005-04-19 09:14 [#01570236]
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I find music reviews tend to be written in dark obsidian
prowse likened to robot speech, whilst having a fruity
effervecent characterist, to maintain that hint of humanity.
There is a psuedo-random number crunching custom made DSP
algorith evident, which is used to project obtuse nouns into
the otherwise cold mechanical some might say austere
language.
Just as you think the review is becoming boring and
predictable in its (Psuedo DSP) random metaphor generation,
suddenly you find yourself at the precipice of a page turn,
which greets you like the warm embrace of a fractional
complex number viewed in a twleve dimensional shattered
mirror.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:17 [#01570241]
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what?


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2005-04-19 09:23 [#01570253]
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Its a review of music reviews written in a way only
reviewers can truely understand and marvel at.


 

offline room from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-19 09:24 [#01570255]
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lol at dave g :)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:24 [#01570258]
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I knew that, but I have to keep my cover.. I'm not Alcazar
Di
Casa Commõdore of the Washington Post and The Sun fame...

Really, I'm not!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-19 09:26 [#01570260]
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Alcazar
Di
Casa Commõdore

the 'Di' is so important it deserves a whole line to itself
:D


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2005-04-19 09:27 [#01570263]
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HAHA, the truth is out! Switching to DEFCON 2!!!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 09:30 [#01570266]
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OHMYGODNO!

now, I'll have to hide from the millions of fans that will
want to marry me!

- Alcazar
Di
Casa Commõdore


 

offline room from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-19 12:09 [#01570483]
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wtf.


 


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