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my wife is talking in her sleep
 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-18 01:05 [#01568673]
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she just said,
(giggling) "why does it always have to be the little ones?
ha ha ha, oh my god." (giggle giggle)

?!


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-18 01:07 [#01568674]
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awww

that is so cute, you should record it

apparantly i talk in my sleep every night, but mostly just
unintelligible gibberish. i wish someone would record me
doing it though!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-18 01:15 [#01568675]
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it usually happens so briefly and un predictably, that its
hard to capture a recording.. it would be funny to catalogue
though.
!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-18 01:25 [#01568676]
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when i lived in a student hostels a roommate once talked
with another roommate while staying asleep.

translation:

sleeping guy: -mmmm.. hmhmhmhm..
another guy: - what did you say, Yuri?
s.g.: - i just wanted...
a,g: - wanted what?
s.g: - i just wanted to touch the mysteries...
(here we laugh out loud)
a.g (after stopping laughing): and how do they feel when
touched?
s.g.: I don't know... they.. they.. they don't fall into
pieces.

all who were in the room were laughing so loud that the
slleping guy woke up here. we told him what he told us.

---
another friend in another room was reported to tell his
roommates to remember the number 385 or kind of, in his
sleep. "Remember. Just be sure to remember the number. 385"
or smth like that.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-04-18 05:31 [#01568826]
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hahhaha at the 1st one....such things are great.

once on a school trip we got drunk with my classmates. it
was in a small cottage in the mountains. we played cards,
listened to loud music etc. when we all decided we had
enough, we put out the lights, and some of us tried to fall
asleep. but the others were discussing things. one mate kept
saying " shut up guys, i want to sleep". one by one we fell
asleep. finally it got silent.

and after about 10 minutes of silence we heard : "shut up,
guys" from that mate - who obviously was talking in his
sleep :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-18 05:35 [#01568829]
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try talking to here at such an occasion - she'll react with
her completely own and completely internal logic.


 

offline Opto on 2005-04-18 05:37 [#01568831]
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haha, SLAP her in her face screamin SHUT UP BITCH or fuckin
STOMP ON HER MOUTH HAHAHA LOOOLOLOLZROZXXXXXXX


 

offline Opto on 2005-04-18 05:40 [#01568837]
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im sorry my keyboard took control over my pc again, it
happens sometimes.

yeah i think its cute too, i would record it.



 

offline Opto on 2005-04-18 05:41 [#01568840]
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AND FUCKIN EDIT THE RECORD IN FUCKIN CUBASE TO ADD SOME PORN
SHIT BONDAGE SOUNDS JUST TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS HOW BITCHY
YOUR PETWIFE IS WHEN YOU TAKE THE DICK OUT LOLOL HAHAHAA


 

offline Opto on 2005-04-18 05:42 [#01568841]
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heck, sorry man !! really ! AGAIN :(



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-18 05:43 [#01568844]
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what little ones?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-18 05:48 [#01568848]
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Yeah... Be happy that she doesn't snore like a horse in her
sleep.
My ex-girl used to snore quite frequently... It was
horrible. :)


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-19 05:23 [#01570039]
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one time while crashing at a friends place, i had an
interesting conversation with one of my mates in his sleep.
it went something like this (btw, he was sitting up and
looking directly at me when this all happened)
(friend sits up)
me: hey whats up?
friend: ....the rounds things...
me: huh? what round things?
friend: (points under chair) the - the round things
me: what are you talking about? (i wasnt completely aware he
was still asleep)
friend: (aggitated) the round things! you gotta crush em?
me: what?
friend: the grapes....
me: you want some round grapes?
friend: YOU GOTTA CRUSH THE GRAPES!

at this point he turned back around, put his head down, and
went back to dreamy land. all of this was post 2c-i trip for
me, btw, which added to the strangeness.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-19 06:10 [#01570070]
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One time... oh wait I have no life experiences.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-19 06:55 [#01570099]
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hahaha!

my brother talks too... I remember this one

Him: no, no, NO! Don't put the salad in the SHOE!
Me: what?
Him: it's just stupid. Oh, well I'm going fishing.

then he stopped...


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2005-04-19 09:13 [#01570233]
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hmm my gf was talking in her sleep yesterday...

she was going on about ringing up lions and tigers to do
telelphone interviews.

i kept asking wtf she was on about, i wasn't sure if she was
asleep or not, she just kept saying the same thing for about
5 minutes.

she works in a call center and had just been watching some
doco in africa before going to sleep, so there you go.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2005-04-19 12:08 [#01570482]
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my gf the other night
gf: 'where are we?'
I:'i am in the bedroom, where are you?'
gf(mumbles): 'nonooono i'm not'
I: 'well where are you?'
gf:'we are... we are.. in the BENION!!!'

oh dear


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2005-04-19 12:29 [#01570496]
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My girl scared scared me once, talking in her sleep.
I woke up for a brief moment when suddenly she asked
(relatively loud): "can't you just die?!"

freaky


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-04-19 12:30 [#01570498]
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sock in mouth


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-19 12:32 [#01570500]
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Heh, a girl i was seeing for a while used to come out with
some corkers when she was asleep.

"Legs... legs... legs... LEGS!!! LEGO!!! LEGO!!!"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 12:52 [#01570530]
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I think I'll nab that one for a possible tracktitle, if you
don't mind.. :)


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-19 13:00 [#01570537]
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my friend once sat up while sleeping and told this girl as
she was walking by "its okay, you don't have to touch me"
only to turn back around and continue his sleep. he doesn't
remember a thing. apparently he always felt like she was put
off by close contact with him. it was weird that it happened
just as she passed by. afterwards their relationship was
much better.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-19 13:14 [#01570547]
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haha, I noticed that the other night as well.


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-19 13:18 [#01570549]
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what the hell, the way you people talk, it seems as if
you're all always at a slumber party


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-19 13:19 [#01570551]
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You talk in your sleep.


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-19 13:20 [#01570554]
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how would you know, you weren't invited to my sleepover


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-19 13:20 [#01570555]
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I’m laying you down – a perfect night on the town
You fade away slow- I’m watching you as you go
While you dream – I’m awake
I hear ever sound you make
I hear you talk in your sleep
I know the company you keep
Why don’t you dream about me?
You never dream about me?
You never dream about me…
I’ve been dreaming the signs – the say I’ve been left
behind
That I’m obsolete – an that it’s me who’s asleep
While you dream – I’m awake
I hear every sound you make
I hear you talk in your sleep – I know the company you
keep
Why don’t you dream about me?
You never dream about me
They’re talking you down – tongues waggin all over own
If it’s all lies it ain’t fair – and if it’s true I
don’t care
While you dream – I’m awake
I hear every sound you make
I hear you talk in your sleep - I know the company you keep
Why don’t you dream about me? You never dream about me
Why can’t you dream about me?
I wish you dream about me…



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-19 13:21 [#01570556]
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In/out x lots then sleep out.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 13:22 [#01570557]
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words.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-19 13:26 [#01570561]
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word


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 13:29 [#01570564]
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wor.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-19 13:31 [#01570568]
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or.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 13:33 [#01570570]
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r.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-19 13:34 [#01570571]
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R.


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-19 13:34 [#01570572]
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r


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 13:37 [#01570575]
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it would be great if phobiazero closed down the site at this

exact moment.

it would be great at any given moment, really.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2005-04-19 13:40 [#01570584]
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i too wait for this moment. there is no point really


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-19 17:28 [#01571058]
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Yeah, I saw Gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-19 17:30 [#01571059]
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that's another good one!

Some Sexy Shoes


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-04-19 17:32 [#01571060]
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i use to pee in my pyjama drawer when i was little.. in my
sleep.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-04-19 17:52 [#01571083]
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i LOVE it!


 


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