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offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-04-16 18:33 [#01567756]
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Arpeggios from Hell

simply amazing guitar playing. My head blew up more than a
dozen times!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-16 18:33 [#01567757]
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I used to think this guy's name was made up.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-04-17 01:57 [#01567897]
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haha, i still think it's made up.


 

offline Clic on 2005-04-17 06:41 [#01567995]
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I can't help but think this sort of playing is funny.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-17 06:45 [#01568000]
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Arpeggios from Hell...

if played backwards, do they transmit messages from the
devil himself?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 06:56 [#01568009]
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I get that too.

it even sounds funny.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 07:01 [#01568012]
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It's like someone put a lace collar on a can on Budweiser
and photographed it in a picturesque European dungeon.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 07:02 [#01568016]
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*of*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 07:02 [#01568017]
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hah.

I think.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 07:11 [#01568023]
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No, I've got a better one - it's like a candelabra on a 50
inch television and the guy watching sports on the
television has one of those tuxedo t-shirts with a beer gut
hanging out from under it. Somehow cheap american beer is
involved, that much is certain.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 07:20 [#01568025]
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you could have a really grade A American beer, really a
quite excellent brew.

name it "Yngwie Malmsteen" and it instantly becomes a cheap
floozie of a beer.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 07:24 [#01568030]
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The kind of beer that wears hoop earrings and gets in a
hair-pulling fight with someone else's beer and ends up
crying outside the bar with its mascara running.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 07:25 [#01568032]
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Slapper - the beer with no dignity.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 08:38 [#01568071]
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the kind of beer that tries to kiss you all night and when
you finally give in it vomits into your mouth.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2005-04-17 08:45 [#01568081]
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yngwie is insanely arrogant. has anyone read an interview.
he hates everything but his own music.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-04-17 09:39 [#01568140]
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not true...he has tremendous esteem for johann sebastian
bach.

i saw him perform live in chicago in 1985, and owned two of
his records when i was a teenager...his records are cheesy,
but far, far from the worst of the eighties metal. quiet
riot? dokken? etc?!?!?


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2005-04-17 09:47 [#01568153]
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Guitar shredders are usually pretty shit composers, Ron
Thal/Bumblefoot & Buckethead get some respect for at least
trying to write something of worth though. Don't forget,
Yngwie loves Paganini too.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-04-17 10:18 [#01568187]
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he changed his name to Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2005-04-17 11:00 [#01568227]
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"You've unleashed the fucking fury,"

Nu jävlar!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 12:27 [#01568315]
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not photoshopped


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 12:28 [#01568318]
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Guy Mann-Dude.

yes.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 12:33 [#01568323]
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I bet he got lots of that hot poontang.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-04-17 15:45 [#01568448]
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sadly, guy mann-dude had a hole punched in the lower right
of his album and was sent shuffling off the the cut-out
bin...


 

offline pylonbitch from Samoa on 2005-04-17 16:44 [#01568483]
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yngwie can't write... sure he's technical, but he's got no
soul.

twat, twat, twat, twat.

icarus dream suite is ok, but the guy's clearly a cunt.

cunt.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-04-17 17:09 [#01568497]
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say what you will, but he is a master of the guitar, and i
think it's worth respect. i'll bet you guys can't play as
well as he can. that's why you got stuck with the mope.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 17:30 [#01568509]
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Yes, we are jealoust of wingy.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 17:45 [#01568522]
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pff, Iwgnwy - fuck no.

I am jealous of Guy Mann-Dude though. that Guy
fucking ROCKS!


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offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2005-04-17 17:48 [#01568523]
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CLASSIC


 

offline pylonbitch from Samoa on 2005-04-17 17:59 [#01568527]
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i spent a bunch of my teenage years learning how to play
some of his shit on the guitar.

then i grew up.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-17 18:02 [#01568528]
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three chords is all any man needs.


 

offline pylonbitch from Samoa on 2005-04-17 18:12 [#01568532]
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i ain't moping tone!

i can play the guitar pretty fast, and play a number of
yngwie tunes.

i don't consider it to be a bonus.

alcatrazz were better than yngwie solo. and tony mcalpine
pisses on the lot,... if you haven't heard him you should
check him out.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-17 20:18 [#01568585]
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What happens if Yngwie Malmsteen sees his reflection?


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2005-04-17 20:24 [#01568593]
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does he go bald?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-18 11:20 [#01569280]
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I think he is Bucket Head


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-04-18 11:54 [#01569342]
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who doesn't enjoy fried chicken?


 


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