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when was the last time you heared somebody say....... 1. chinny reckon (whilst scratching there chin in disbelieve) 2.stinger (whilst clicking pointing finger and middle finger together rapidly) 3.calling someone a spacker! does anyone else remember there childhood insults and playground speech! |
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rofl good topic man. The only ones that springs immediately to mind are: -dick weed -giddy weed (i think we liked the word weed) - |
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we had No 1 but we went Edneeeeeeeeerrrr while doubling your tongue up at the bottom of your mouth. and the old ' Your Mother .......insert whatever here' Dead Legs/Arms. this one was more effective if you put a drawing pin on your knee and kneed someone in the thigh. |
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remember back a LONG time ago, (atleast here in the states) kids would tell each other--"oooo moded"..... or syke!!!! |
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school sucked |
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I used to say this really dragged out and loud "buuuuuuuuuvez l'eeeeeeau?" (which means 'do you drink water?' in french) That used to crack me up to no end. Actually I still do it sometimes heh, gets me every time :) |
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to get in my brothers flat we have to beep his intercom and he will say "ou et le skag" to which we reply "don ma posh" we do not endorse the use of skag at all though! |
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Everyone used to say some bullshit, then go ''NOTTT!!!!'' Example... (directed towards retard) You're so smart, will you help me study? NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I thought "Boight" was 'drink' in french? Does Buuuuuuuuvez sound like Boight in a French-Canadian accent? |
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SKILL - Meaning good or enjoyable, "Did you see Thundercats last night it was SKILL!" |
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we said skill as well! true as poo man! |
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There were a few things we used to say at school : All of these were coupled with a chin stroke: 1. Weeshky sow 2. Georggggggggggge 3. Chinny reckon 4. Soy-de-noy-epson-salts 5. Weeskybonk The following were not coupled with a chin stroke: 1. A friend of mine had hands that smelt of cat piss, so we called him "cat piss hands" 2. One kid pulled some of his hair out and it took a few months to grow back, every play time we used to sneak up behind him and place grass in his hair as a "grass-based wig" 3. There was one kid who fingered his cats arse 4. There was one strange kid who said he had a disease. If he stood in cold water for three hours he would explode 5. There was one kid who was caught in the local market drilling a hole through the wall between the mens and the ladies toilet so he could watch them having a piss. The same boy used to pretend he was a snake and slither about the class floor. 6. One kid used to cry quite often, and once cried when he burnt his apple crumble in a cooking class |
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I had a friend once that he had the mutante ability to fart at his comands! |
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As you all know, in sweden, people talk funny. (we sound exactly like the man talking in the beginning of "milkman". So in school we often pulled stuff like: 1. Hrlgyiamfj ktkspaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh 2. banrbbnbmffl ochr303355 3. kaviaaaaar, (and) tvättbjooooorrn 4. lök(onion)-john 5. fisk(fish)-john 6. htoai u50993434343434 mastherk 7. flor htmafb xtalaqb 8. noccqodk ozxoxzoxzxozxozxozo 20933094 9. "YOUR MOTHER JOHN" 10. "mamma ser ut som mig" 11. "syo-konsulenten skrattar hysteriskt och dreglar okontrollerat!!!!" 12. kuaetaetaetj 13. greta-birack ser ut gryta mer ungefpära draack hyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt 14. opp 15. "snopp" 16. "hora" 17. "fitta" 18. "penis" 19. "vaginal öppning" 20. ++++++++++++++++2491067 |
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I'm still in school...and this is what i normally hear "your gay" "your retarded" "your a turd" "your a homo" "you dont have a dick" "your a gay faggot, you gay faggot" but uh...this kid calls people Jews....and it gets on my nerves....grr at him... |
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Yeah I know a kid who calls people Jews, and he's jewish himself. That kind of thing pisses me off to no end as well. |
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i remember back in kindergarden, or maybe grade one... the big thing was to think of 2 letters that could stand for 2 sets of 2 words.. one being offensive, the other a complement, then ask someone if they are those letters. no matter what they answered, it was a bad thing example: "are u an HB"? uhh.. yes? "ur a honey bee?!?!" OR "are u an HB" nO! "your NOT a human being!??!" |
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I use to march around the playground with my friends screaming "We hate girls " and all well that ends well !!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!! |
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I was told a few months ago that when i was a child i used to lean against doors, so when people opened them, i fell through. |
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"You're a hovertwot, and it's thrusters in reverse!" |
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Theres this really annoying kid who has really bad comeback...all of his comebacks are like "I'd rather not" or "No" i feel really sorry for him though...not very many people like him...and his mom has cancer... |
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the worst comeback is "i know you are but what am i" |
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"rebota rebota y en tu culo explota" which is spanish and means...:"rebounds rebounds and in your ass it explodes" more or less... we said this when somebody insulted us... so the insult was supposed to rebound on as and explode on the one insulting...LOL did you understand? i dont know other word instead of rebound which is surely not the aproppiate |
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Nacmat: That makes sense, I suppose you could use "bounced back" instead if you're looking to expand your vocabularly. ;) All: We used to say: Safe man, respect my nan. You're mother's like a e.g. You're mother's like a pond...she's full of tadpoles. |
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My fave is "Your gay!" "What about my gay? Have you seen my gay?" |
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Yes, I remember when I was able to hate girls. No hard-ons or warm tingly feelings in your chest. Everything was real simple. Those were the days. |
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i had a mate who touched a dead dogs dick for a joint, the dog had been cut in half on a railway track. oooh the memories :) |
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phiz...lol!!...that image will live in my mind for life now... Suprised no-one has mentioned Joey Deacon...surly someone here recalls his glory days on Blue Peter... |
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I used to set kids on fire with my hair, then one day I set this kid's balls on fire, and he went to the hospital, so I stopped. |
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Anothe rone was (enemy)"Fuck You." (you) "No thanks, I'm not gay." |
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The question, "Does your mother know you're gay?" I hated that one. Since they always asked it I would just say, "I'm not gay." It's sick really, that kids are brought up thinking homosexuality is the worst thing in the world, and think of that to call people faggots on the playground. |
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Very true, Frag.... Makes me cringe everytime I hear it...I perosnally know of at least 2 cases where that sort of taunting has led to suicide... I often wonder where all that hate comes from... |
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